Fierce_LiNk Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Anyone else watching the news right now? If you're not, basically the authorities are in the process of closing the Channel Tunnel. They say that the move is due to the Conservative's plan to cut down the number of im/migrants coming to the UK. There are also plans to dismantle the Eurostar system and sink all of the available ferries, to stop any strays from coming through. However, it appears that some still manage to slip through the net. Anybody who wears blue hair as party attire and pulls it off with ease should be considered a threat to our nation. There are numerous images of the perpetrator in a number of different scenarios. Here is one of her looking windswept by the sea of Brightonia. Here she is once more, practising for her driving test. It has also become apparent that this deviant is turning 27. As she is currently sleeping, it is wise that we get the message out there, to catch her off her guard. Source: BBC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Happy birthday immiga...Inuh/Ine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Dear Lord what has she gotten herself into! Have a great birthday !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Happy Birthday EENUH! I hope you have a cool day! :D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Emblem Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Kudos Fierce_Link, a cleverly made birthday topic this is. Happy birthday Miss Eenuh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 HAPOY brutdhay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddieColeslaw Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Happy Birthday Eenuh! Hope you get spoiled thoroughly by Flink! And stay out of Ireland, lest you cause chaos here too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr-Paul Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 You actually made me scared that it closing was real! Was all ready to rage at the government! Happy Birthday Eenuh, hope you have a great day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Happy birthday Eenuh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnus Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 I was going to draw something to celebrate your birthday, but I didn't want to embarrass myself. So instead, I will just wish you a boring "happy birthday". :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mokong Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Haha it took me till the "sink all ferries" part to realise it was a fake "news report" and likely some kind of birthday thread, haha. Well done Sir Flinkelton And Happy Birthday Lady Ine Happy Birthday Eenuh! Hope you get spoiled thoroughly by Flink! And stay out of Ireland, lest you cause chaos here too Ah don't listen to him Ine, you and Flink are both welcome on this green island... well mostly Flink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Happy birthday to the better half of FleeNuh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 I knew the Conservatives were crazy, but this seemed too far out even for them. :p Have an amazing birthday, Ine! X3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 (edited) Only 27? You still have time to flee! Quick, knock him out with a bathroom fixture and go found the offshore art colony you were obviously meant to! Nah just kidding. Happy Birthday you diamond! NOW RUN!!!! Edited February 6, 2012 by gaggle64 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramar Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Happy Birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.C.G Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 HappEenuhBirthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 I actually googled this to see if it was happening. Colour me disappointed to find it was only a birthday thread Happy Birthday though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Flinky, I swear, you're more dangerous than The Onion Really, I was about to announce it, here at home. Hartelijk gefeliciteerd, Ine! Gelukkig geboortedag! (I improvised that, hopefully, it's not too bad) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipaul Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Happy Birthday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iun Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Hahaha -ppy birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happenstance Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Happy Birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Happy Birthday! hehe.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Happy Birthday! Make sure you have lots of wIne! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Odwin Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Happy birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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