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Human Supercomputer Constructed 22 Years Ago Today


gaggle64

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Yes, that's right folks. Constructed 22 thousand years ago by an ancient and highly advanced civilisation that, overwhelmed by the computational power of it's new machine, fell into a mass depression and drank itself to death out of shame of it's inferior intellect, it's Supergrunch's Birthday!

 

So lets all offer him a hearty congratulations, a fresh dusting off of his motherboard and the requisite virgin sacrifice to cheer on his vast pulsating brain to unlock all the secrets of the universe: How was everything created? What came before? Is there a higher power? What would a person rather have then a bowl of Coco Pops? Why do people keep agreeing to appear on the Jeremy Kyle show? And where the bloody hell is the clitoris anyway?

 

*ahem*

 

Happy Birthday Grunchie!

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Many thanks all! Sadly I just have to dissertate on as usual tomorrow, but I'll hopefully have some good food/drink too.

How was everything created? What came before? Is there a higher power? What would a person rather have then a bowl of Coco Pops? Who do people keep agreeing to appear on the Jeremy Kyle show? And where the bloody hell is the clitoris anyway?

The answer to all is labia (just about, anyway).

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My dearest wishes of a Happy Birthday to the most knowledgeable and respected member of N-Europe Forums Ltd. :yay:

 

An inferior intellectual would most likely pick apart the previous phrase in search for grammatical errors, in a futile effort to flaunt his own knowledge and intellect upon others, but you won't. Your vision is not clouded by petty issues, for you are a better person.

 

Which is why you have earned our respect and admiration :) I salute thee, and here's to another year of greatness.

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