Happenstance Posted May 18, 2010 Posted May 18, 2010 Noticed this question on the GameTrailers forum a few days ago and it made me laugh so thought id ask it here. Now to get it out of the way, we can start after the inevitable poking, prodding, fondling of any new parts you may have :p I was suprised how many on the other forum seemed to go straight for suicide.
Jimbob Posted May 18, 2010 Posted May 18, 2010 If it was a temporary situation, i'd be able to finally work out what goes on in the mind of a female.
Eenuh Posted May 18, 2010 Posted May 18, 2010 Finally pee standing up without any faffing around or wet pants. Lots of self-exploration. Burp and fart whenever I needed to, 'cause it seems guys are allowed to.
Shino Posted May 18, 2010 Posted May 18, 2010 Wear skirt and a really nice cleavage, go outside and act like a prized pig while thinking how pathetic and perverted every man that looks at my rocking tits is.
Dan_Dare Posted May 18, 2010 Posted May 18, 2010 Darling, you are. I'd go on XBL and break the internet.
Coolness Bears Posted May 18, 2010 Posted May 18, 2010 (edited) Then, I'd go on a revenge quest to find out who the hell turned me into a woman while I was sleeping! After I'd got my nails done of course. Edited May 18, 2010 by Coolness Bears
Mundi Posted May 18, 2010 Posted May 18, 2010 Are we talking 100% women or is the scenario that I got trannied while I slept? I would probably spend my time finding out what happened and then period all over the place.
Aimless Posted May 18, 2010 Posted May 18, 2010 I would praise my parents' foresight of giving me not one but two androgynous names. Wait, what day is it? If it's this Friday I'd probably play Red Dead Redemption all day.
Fierce_LiNk Posted May 18, 2010 Posted May 18, 2010 I would buy a Supergirl or Catwoman suit. Then, I'd wear it to work. And then finally, to bed. Also, I would touch my chest repeatedly and marvel at the fact that it is hair-free. I would be in awe from that.
dwarf Posted May 18, 2010 Posted May 18, 2010 I'd probably get the same treatment as my sister. Be kept in the kitchen, and hope that they'd free me from my ball and chain when I wanted to go to the toilet. Obviously I wouldn't make that demand every time I had to pass waste, because that would be inconvenient for the males who wanted their sandwiches.
Jonnas Posted May 18, 2010 Posted May 18, 2010 Lesbian sex. I don't know exactly where lesbians like to hang out around here, but I'd find them.
Debug Mode Posted May 18, 2010 Posted May 18, 2010 Whore myself for cash on some webcam site with ludicrous insertions that people may request. If it was temporary and it was a day to be free to do whatever I want and not suffer the consequences.. piss on the queen.
Raining_again Posted May 18, 2010 Posted May 18, 2010 Whore myself for cash on some webcam site with ludicrous insertions that people may request. If it was temporary and it was a day to be free to do whatever I want and not suffer the consequences.. piss on the queen. You know you don't quite have the same aim, if you turn to a female... :P
Goafer Posted May 18, 2010 Posted May 18, 2010 You know you don't quite have the same aim, if you turn to a female... :P It's fine, the Queens not as nimble as she used to be.
Ashley Posted May 18, 2010 Posted May 18, 2010 Slap Jan Moir for being so fucking offensive (while believing she's a saviour) to my gender. And go to the toilet with someone else to see why.
MoogleViper Posted May 18, 2010 Posted May 18, 2010 And go to the toilet with someone else to see why. It's to talk about boys and other things they don't want us to hear. That and the lesbian orgies.
gaggle64 Posted May 18, 2010 Posted May 18, 2010 Same thing I do every day: Try to take over the world.
nekunando Posted May 18, 2010 Posted May 18, 2010 Same thing I do every day: Try to take over the world. I came in to post exactly that.. damn you, gaggle64.. you genius! I guess that makes me.. Pinky
dwarf Posted May 18, 2010 Posted May 18, 2010 In reality I'd probably lock myself in the toilet and wonder what the fuck I did wrong. I would actually believe in some sort of God or spiritual being, or maybe become paranoid that I'm being tested and filmed by Channel 4.
Beast Posted May 18, 2010 Posted May 18, 2010 If it was a temporary situation, i'd be able to finally work out what goes on in the mind of a female. This. And then when I'm a guy again, I know all the right things to say! :p ...but if it's permanent, then I'd turn lesbian and dress like a slapper or something, lol.
MoogleViper Posted May 18, 2010 Posted May 18, 2010 Would you try and convince your loved ones that it's you? What would you say to convince them? Do you think they'd believe you?
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