Goafer Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 I'm a graphic designer. Life after no degree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 I'm part of a stock control team at a supermarket and have been there 4 years. Life after an media studies degree... Remixed for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 I'm a supervisor at a health and beauty essentials shop. Life after A Levels in Graphic Design, Interactive Media and Software Development. ====== Speaking of my current job. My hours have now been dropped right down from 39 hours to 16 (my contracted). The funniest thing is that I've had contracts for 8 and 12 hours but this is the first time in forever I've worked my contracted. The other staff as well as the other supervisor has more hours than me. I asked my manager and she says it's because of holidays and yet there are no holidays scheduled in the next two weeks for the staff bar one person. I've noticed my hours declining so needless to say, I'm looking for a second job. I guess it's not the end of the world and I can see a plus side which is that I can focus a lot on losing weight and looking even more sexy for the Summer but I'm gutted because I need the money! Ugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 So I'm writing my CV for PhD applications, wondering what people's thoughts are on playful quotes at the top? The template I'm using has a space for one, my girlfriend suggested that it should be about myself, but also I wanted it to be a little bit funny as well to make it kinda memorable. Finding the balance between achieving that and keeping it sufficiently serious is tough to gauge though. Currently I've got: "An affable, inquisitive, coffee-addicted particle physicist with a drive to explain the laws of nature, and an incongruous (and thus far unsuccessful) endeavour to defy them by throwing himself around on a trampoline." I've had a good giggle at it at least... Thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 I'm working up the courage to add to my skills on my CV. Strong Fast Fresh from the fight Sure Soon Larger than life If nothing else, it will get me headhunted by Bonnier Tyler. She's been holding out for a candidate like me since the 80s, bless her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftKaiser Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Totally annoyed with the other colleagues who done their shifts before my shift cos I usually end up doing their tasks they supposed to do but didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 So I'm writing my CV for PhD applications, wondering what people's thoughts are on playful quotes at the top? The template I'm using has a space for one, my girlfriend suggested that it should be about myself, but also I wanted it to be a little bit funny as well to make it kinda memorable. Finding the balance between achieving that and keeping it sufficiently serious is tough to gauge though. Currently I've got: "An affable, inquisitive, coffee-addicted particle physicist with a drive to explain the laws of nature, and an incongruous (and thus far unsuccessful) endeavour to defy them by throwing himself around on a trampoline." I've had a good giggle at it at least... Thoughts? As someone who has worked in academia for longer than he'd like, academics have no fucking sense of humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted January 20, 2015 Author Share Posted January 20, 2015 So I'm writing my CV for PhD applications, wondering what people's thoughts are on playful quotes at the top? The template I'm using has a space for one, my girlfriend suggested that it should be about myself, but also I wanted it to be a little bit funny as well to make it kinda memorable. Finding the balance between achieving that and keeping it sufficiently serious is tough to gauge though. Currently I've got: "An affable, inquisitive, coffee-addicted particle physicist with a drive to explain the laws of nature, and an incongruous (and thus far unsuccessful) endeavour to defy them by throwing himself around on a trampoline." I've had a good giggle at it at least... Thoughts? Why would you have a quote at the top? It's not as if you're quoting somebody else, it's a quote about yourself. Seems a bit weird to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.C.G Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 I'm a Customer Assistant who has worked part-time for the same supermarket for nine years with no chance of promotion or even full-time hours. Life after completing an AS Graphic Design course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Applied for a job at the National Videogame Arcade, got a response from the GameCity peeps: Thank you for your interest in the GameCity crew role. I'm afraid we are not going to be taking your application further. We will be keeping CV's on file and thank you for your interest The GameCity team Thought I'd ask why, see if I'd get any feedback: I'm afraid that due to the high number of applications we're not able to offer personalised feedback. Thanks The GameCity team I had a theory it might have something to do with a reference on my CV (had changed positions shortly after submitting my CV) so gave them updated details: All the information needed was present In advertising for GameCity jobs we formulate a very specific list of attributes and experiences that we are looking for in applicants that we feel are necessary for that job. Sadly this means that a high number of applicants will be disappointed. To be honest, I don't see why I wouldn't be perfect for the job, at the very least an interview. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 So I'm writing my CV for PhD applications, wondering what people's thoughts are on playful quotes at the top? The template I'm using has a space for one, my girlfriend suggested that it should be about myself, but also I wanted it to be a little bit funny as well to make it kinda memorable. Finding the balance between achieving that and keeping it sufficiently serious is tough to gauge though. Currently I've got: "An affable, inquisitive, coffee-addicted particle physicist with a drive to explain the laws of nature, and an incongruous (and thus far unsuccessful) endeavour to defy them by throwing himself around on a trampoline." I've had a good giggle at it at least... Thoughts? I agree with @Ashley. CVs are meant to be professional. Applied for a job at the National Videogame Arcade, got a response from the GameCity peeps: Thought I'd ask why, see if I'd get any feedback: I had a theory it might have something to do with a reference on my CV (had changed positions shortly after submitting my CV) so gave them updated details: To be honest, I don't see why I wouldn't be perfect for the job, at the very least an interview. They probably have an automatic CV scanner that looks for particular keywords and skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 They probably have an automatic CV scanner that looks for particular keywords and skills. I don't see them doing that to be honest, plus I'm highly recognised on the GameCity circuit, which is probably why I didn't get an interview :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blade Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 So I'm writing my CV for PhD applications, wondering what people's thoughts are on playful quotes at the top? The template I'm using has a space for one, my girlfriend suggested that it should be about myself, but also I wanted it to be a little bit funny as well to make it kinda memorable. Finding the balance between achieving that and keeping it sufficiently serious is tough to gauge though. Currently I've got: "An affable, inquisitive, coffee-addicted particle physicist with a drive to explain the laws of nature, and an incongruous (and thus far unsuccessful) endeavour to defy them by throwing himself around on a trampoline." I've had a good giggle at it at least... Thoughts? God no. A quote about yourself? Are you having a laugh. Your application is likely to be binned with them laughing if you did that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheikah Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 So I'm writing my CV for PhD applications, wondering what people's thoughts are on playful quotes at the top? The template I'm using has a space for one, my girlfriend suggested that it should be about myself, but also I wanted it to be a little bit funny as well to make it kinda memorable. Finding the balance between achieving that and keeping it sufficiently serious is tough to gauge though. Currently I've got: "An affable, inquisitive, coffee-addicted particle physicist with a drive to explain the laws of nature, and an incongruous (and thus far unsuccessful) endeavour to defy them by throwing himself around on a trampoline." I've had a good giggle at it at least... Thoughts? What's your PhD in? Either way, I wouldn't recommend that. They want to see you are serious as they investing a lot of money into you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 The girl I've been training sent her initial CV in by email. She accidentally attached a holiday picture instead of her CV. But then this isn't really a PhD-level kinda job sooo... Totally going to use that as my CV standard if I ever have to do interviews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 The girl I've been training sent her initial CV in by email. She accidentally attached a holiday picture instead of her CV. But then this isn't really a PhD-level kinda job sooo... Totally going to use that as my CV standard if I ever have to do interviews. 'Accidently' Tenner says she's hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Twenty says she was in a bikini. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted January 21, 2015 Author Share Posted January 21, 2015 Thirty says she's an escort. Old habits die hard after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 I'm likely moving in a few months. I mentioned this to my boss (as well as other stuff I'm going through) and, while he doesn't want me to leave, he understands that I can't stay if I carry on as I am (the job itself isn't the problem, just where I live). Anyway, I had one idea: most of the work I do doesn't need to be done in the office. However, I thought it would be better to let my boss come up with the idea on his own. Yesterday, he did. He wants me to create a list of things I can and can't do from another location. I'm still in the middle of it (I'm trying to remember everything I do), but it's quite light on the "can't" side of things. And for those, it's only part of the task that I can't do (I've mentioned who the part I can't do can be delegated to). Obviously, it's not as ideal for work as me staying there, but I doubt they'll be able to replace me easily (and they know it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Apparently the fucking T-virus or something is going around town and a chunk of our staff is sick (one hospitalized) so I'm effectively covering for three people until further notice. My last day off was Thursday and my next one likely won't be until at least sometime next week. I spent an 11 hour shift on my feet yesterday and it's 8+ hour shifts all either starting at 6am or ending at 10pm for the foreseeable future. I was looking forward to going to my karate class tonight but I'm so tired I can barely walk. Should've napped. Oi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aneres11 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Just an update on the job I was interested in. I expressed my interest, spoke with one of the managers from the department and she gave me an overview, albeit very brief, about the role, what it entails, what would be required for the successful candidate etc. I applied last week. As it is just a secondment position, I only had to give a brief description of why I wanted the role and what skills I thought I could bring. Came into work yesterday and I have an intereview next Friday. Eep. It's only a 30 min interview, with a blend of competency based questions and then your typical 'why you want the job' style questions. They've said it's reatively informal, but still nervous. Today I'm with a group of other applicants, spending a day in a meeting room with current project managers giving us a full blown overview of what they do, and what would be expected of whoever gets the job. I find it very exciting. It's something I think today has made me realise I really want. Fingers crossed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Had my second interview yesterday for this job that would be amazing. It went okay, maybe even well. I don't know. Don't really have a good feeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V. Amoleo Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Lost my job today. Company decided it didn't need a software development team. Gutted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.C.G Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Lost my job today. Company decided it didn't need a software development team. Gutted. I'm sorry to hear that. Had you worked for the company for a long time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V. Amoleo Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 I'm sorry to hear that. Had you worked for the company for a long time? I'd actually worked there twice, once as a web developer for a year and a half then I worked elsewhere for a year before going back as an eCommerce developer for two years. When you consider that I've only been out of uni since September 2012, that's pretty much most of my professional life. It was a big company so I really enjoyed the varied work there. Though I was planning on moving jobs again now I've been there two years, it being forced on me has just come at a really bad time with other things I have going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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