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Sometime near the 24th of March Retro_Link & Ramar's mums had their periods. Two weeks later their fathers impregnated their mothers (likely via the act of love and ejaculation into the bajingo). On the 24th of December these two dudes were born - separated by just three years and however many geographic miles.

 

Happy Birthday. I got you a joint Birthday/Christmas present.

 

LOL jokes (as the youth say), I got you nothing.

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Sometime near the 24th of March Retro_Link & Ramar's mums had their periods. Two weeks later their fathers impregnated their mothers (likely via the act of love and ejaculation into the bajingo). On the 24th of December these two dudes were born - separated by just three years and however many geographic miles.

 

Happy Birthday. I got you a joint Birthday/Christmas present.

 

LOL jokes (as the youth say), I got you nothing.

 

This is... possibly the most disturbing start to a birthday thread it has ever been my misfortune to read.

 

I mean, I'm glad they're both alive and everything, but Jesus, periods?

 

Nevertheless, happy birthday to two of me favorite members there!

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You know what they say, you guys were born a couple of millenia later just so you wouldn't steal Jesus' thunder. Or something.

 

Happy Birthday to ye, Retro_Link! :yay:

 

Happy Birthday to thee, Ramar! :grin:

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Loved the opening post, Odwin. YOU FUNNY. :D

 

To Ramar,

 

Thomas Vermaelen says:

 

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"I am looking forward to your birthday, have a good 'un."

 

To Retro_Link

 

Rihanna says:

 

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"I bet you wish you were this Microphone."

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Happy Brtihday Ramar!

:)

 

and...

 

Happy Birthday Retro_Link!

:D

 

I hope you enjoy your cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake...

;)

 

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Apologies for the delay, i've been enjoying the holidays in the real world. Hope you both had jolly fun days and all that jazz.

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