nightwolf Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 There's someone who turns into a complete and utter prick when the boss is away. For example, today he was using the computer of someone who is off (for cancer treatment) as it's the only one with Sage. He sat there for a good hour reading out her emails. I am sat here wondering if you dared get up and tell him to stop what the fuck he was doing. If you didn't, go do it now, it's not acceptable - ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 People like him need to be told to get to fuck. Is he the type of person who everyone laughs at what he's doing and it pretty much goes unspoken that he's a total dick? I bet everyone thinks the same thing about him and doesn't like him at all. Actually, no. When he does to something over the top it's usually followed by an awkward silence. I know that everyone except the boss thinks the same - the boss is just blind to his ways. We're convinced he has a condition or something as he constantly lies (which always contradicts other things he says). He once even said we went on holiday to Madrid when we all know he didn't. I am sat here wondering if you dared get up and tell him to stop what the fuck he was doing. If you didn't, go do it now, it's not acceptable - ever. Someone else told him to stop before I did. The biggest problem is he simply doesn't care, so he just carried on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 I'd record him and show the manager - that'd kick up a fuss. Seems like so many people recently have had some bullshit at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Yesterday my work mate tried to stab me. But what can you do if the boss likes them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnus Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Reading other people's emails really shouldn't be permissible. Yesterday my work mate tried to stab me. I hope you told him to stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Rejection email from jagex yesterday and one from sky today. Huzzah. Ah, damn it nightwolf, that sucks Keep your head held high though.. you'll get there eventually. : peace: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Yesterday my work mate tried to stab me. But what can you do if the boss likes them? Plant illegal pornography/terroristy things on their computer and tip off the cops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McPhee Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 I just got bitten on the eye by a frickin Mosquito! I shit you not. Saw the little bastard coming at me, tried to swat him away and... POW! He dodged and got me right in the eye! I grabbed it, threw it to the floor and went to the bathroom to take a look. The bite's made my eye swell up, it hurts like hell and to make matters worse... the little fucker came at me for round 2 as soon as I got back in my room! Got him now though. He's sat in a jam jar. What the hell do I do with it? Let it go? Burn it? Throw the jar in a pan of boiling water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Make sure it's airtight and leave it in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heroicjanitor Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 (edited) Reading other people's emails really shouldn't be permissible. It's against the law actually. Could get him 5 years in jail I think. Got him now though. He's sat in a jam jar. What the hell do I do with it? Let it go? Burn it? Throw the jar in a pan of boiling water? Bite it in the eye! Edited April 19, 2011 by heroicjanitor Automerged Doublepost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Bite it in the eye! Hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Try and get a lid on the jar, then light a fire underneath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Hold it above a globe and watch it panic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Do you now look like this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 fuuuck seriously? You probably need to get that seen like asap.. god only knows what that could do to your sight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Sin City makes no senseeeeeeerrrr--1010111000111011 WE ARE NOT THE SAME I AM A MARTIAN. ON COURSE FOR blurrghitelmerfudd LICKMYBEANANDCURDLEMYSTRUMPET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 ... I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnus Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Haha, it took me a while to get the joke, too (this all happened yesterday - my memory isn't that good!). Just scroll up and read the posts ReZ quoted, Danny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Haha, it took me a while to get the joke, too (this all happened yesterday - my memory isn't that good!). Just scroll up and read the posts ReZ quoted, Danny. Ah! Now I see it! (Pun intended.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Well, I've been chatted up by not once, but twice in a week on the bus. By guys. I now know why a lot of women really don't like going to Mediterranean countries, it's really quite an unpleasant experience being constantly talked to when you make it obvious (ie reading with headphones in) that you don't want to, especially about things you really don't want to talk to them about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serebii Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Hello Joe, we expect to receive NDS Battle & Get! Pokemon Typing tomorrow and were preparing your shipment but our UPS software indicates that Saturday delivery service is not available for shipments this week because UPS in the UK is off on Good Friday and Easter Monday. We did a time in transit for packages shipping tomorrow and the earliest that the package would be delivered is Tuesday Religion has screwed me over for the last time. We need to campaign for their holidays to not be days off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Or at least not for postpeople. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Odwin Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 (edited) My wife has taken the kids out for the day. She phoned at about 5pm to say that she'd found my house keys in the foot well of the car. Now I'm home from work and sat on the street in front of my house waiting for her to come home. I could go for a walk, but I can't be bothered. Just sitting. Edited April 20, 2011 by Mr_Odwin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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