Magnus Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Dyson's turning into his avatar. Nerdy, really popular with girls for some reason, dating a girl that's totally into him while being interested in another girl... Hey, it all worked out for Scott Pilgrim in the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 I hate this. I am becoming more and more sleep deprived. I'm reluctant to call it insomnia because I am able to sleep, but never before 4 a.m. and never longer than 4 or 5 hours. This has been going on for months. I had this problem 1 1/2 years ago and it went on for almost 6 months. Hey man, welcome to my world. I dunno why I don't just send myself to bed but I this week I've not gone to bed before 2:30am. Dyson's turning into his avatar. Nerdy, really popular with girls for some reason, dating a girl that's totally into him while being interested in another girl... Hey, it all worked out for Scott Pilgrim in the end. Haha, you know, I honestly never thought of that. That put a smile on my face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Haha, you know, I honestly never thought of that. That put a smile on my face Just to make sure: The girl who's into you isn't named Knives or Swords or .45 Magnums, is she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drahkon Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Dyson, my edit might get lost with the last page. If you want to hear what I have to say, then you should read my last post. Hey man, welcome to my world. I dunno why I don't just send myself to bed but I this week I've not gone to bed before 2:30am. I sincerely hope that you won't have to endure this for more than one week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Your edit did get lost - thanks, that helped : peace: I've been doing it for years. I had managed to stop for a few months but as of this week I've fallen back in to the trap. I dunno what's wrong. I think it might be the situation weighing on my brain a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 I like my friend's housemate, and she was out with us tonight. But every time I was dancing near her (not with her, just next to her or something), she moved to the other side of the group (there were quite a few of us out). It happened way too often to seem like a coincidence. God I hate being single. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolness Bears Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Ooh I love no sleep. Enter my world of going to bed at 5 and getting up at 8/9. That was last week. This week it's slightly better. Yeah I'm used to not sleeping. :p The thing is I just don't sleep there is no reason for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eenuh Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Dyson, it's best to break up. The sooner the better, both for you and her. If not you're only stringing her along. I was in the same situation, think it took me a year to finally make the decision. One of the hardest things to do, but in the end it had to be done. You'll hate yourself for it, she might hate you for it, but it's better than being stuck in a relationship you aren't happy with. As for me, been feeling really bleh lately. All I want to do is crawl into bed and stay there forever. Just, urgh. Always something going wrong it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 I went on Twitter today, great to see it's turned into a glorified instant messenger now. Haha, you know, I honestly never thought of that. That put a smile on my face Just don't start fisting people until they turn into coins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Just had to get my member out to a doctor. Wasn't sure whether I was hoping doctor would be a dude, for like common ground sakes, or woman, for not being slightly weird getting my member out in front of a guy sakes. Don't worry ladies, Ellmember is fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Which was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Forgot to put that part of my story in. DUDE. He was all cool about it, though he told me condoms are only like 80-90% effective, I thought they were at least 98% (when they don't tear obviously). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 My friend from Essex (who just happens to be a doctor) just posted "lulz, had to look at the smallest penis ever today" on Facebook. Not very professional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 I've thripped the contraceptive stuff. Will move over the last few posts asap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 I like the way Ellmeister's revelation is the second post. He'll surely be pleased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganepark32 Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 (edited) Received my 4th year handbook for Uni earlier today and had a read through it to see what advanced modules they're offering next year. Out of the 15 they're offering, there's only 2 that I'm interested in. Shit "We're offering a wide variety of subjects for you." Technically they are but clearly not wide enough for my area of interest (Neuroscience/Neuropsychology/Biological Psychology) and there's no other module being offered that compliments/works with the 2 I'm interested which means I'll have to settle for something completely unrelated that I won't use. Majorly disappointed then that I can't study fully what I'm interested in. Making me a little nervous about my 4th and final year, as if the prospect of having to come up with an experiment to run, make sure it through ethics clearing, find the participants to take part in it and then write up a dissertation on it wasn't bad enough. It's all moving too fast.... edit: Thanks for moving this over. Was writing this out as the thrip was happening and when I posted it, I suddenly found myself in the thrip thread and not bad stuff. Edited April 7, 2011 by Ganepark32 Automerged Doublepost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 I like the way Ellmeister's revelation is the second post. He'll surely be pleased. I purposefully chose not to thrip his first post about the trip to the doctor's because I remember the past furore, btw. I like the way people are people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Whereas personally I was going to thrip it as "Baby Ellmeisters narrowly avoided. World rejoices." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Admitting I got my wingman out in front of a doctor would have been a fine thread starter post by me. Finally, my man is getting the attention it deserves. Shame most of the posts were by guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Your penis is your own wingman? Dude, that's not how you're supposed to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 He just pokes girls and they soon seem to be all over me. Best. Wingman. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Syphilis will do that to a central nervous system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Syphilis will do that to a central nervous system. If you're gonna keep plugging this over-used insult Ellmeister crap you could at least be funny and make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnus Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Ashley and Ellmeister should just have sex already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Ashley and Ellmeister should just have sex already. We aren't married, so I'm surprised you've given us your blessing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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