Iun Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Inspired by the "Post Your Purchases" thread. What would you do if you woke up one morning with your head sewn to the carpet? I'd be surprised, at least at first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Well it would totally ruin my chat up line "wanna come and see my carpet samples?" as it'd be on my face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 I'd deal with it- cut the carpet down to size then go to Shoreditch and cause a new craze with the hipsters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.C.G Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 I'd get up, go to take a shower and then question which shampoo to use... carpet, hair or both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 I'd cut the carpet around my face and then walk around town hoping to make a new fashion or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mundi Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 I would become the greatest spy the world has ever seen. The carpet is a perfect disguise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iun Posted May 19, 2010 Author Share Posted May 19, 2010 I'd go to Kidderminster after the initial shock - it's the Carpet Town of Britain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 I'll become the greatest superhero of all time: Carpetface! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolness Bears Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Since people already walk all over me, having a carpet on my face will just make the trampling more comfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serebii Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 What do you mean if? Why do you think I have long hair at the moment. It's to cover the carpet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Try to take over the world. Since people already walk all over me, having a carpet on my face will just make the trampling more comfortable. What? Gaw, c'mere you. *embraces* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 I'd cut the carpet around my face and then walk around town hoping to make a new fashion or something. How would you get the scissors if you were sewn to the carpet? You'd just have to lie there, in an eventual puddle of urine. And the urine would ruin the carpet too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Masturbate. Same as if I woke up as a member of the opposite sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D_prOdigy Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 I'd crack the Febreze out and start a solvent habit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 I'd go to Kidderminster after the initial shock - it's the Carpet Town of Britain. And my hometown. And there's really not many carpet factories left. Only a few I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganepark32 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Well it would totally ruin my chat up line "wanna come and see my carpet samples?" as it'd be on my face Wouldn't that be more of a chat up line used by a woman? Think about it, sounds a bit strange a man saying it but a woman saying "Wanna come over and check out MY carpet samples? ;)" isn't quite as strange. Anyway, if I woke up with some carpet sown to my head I'd first wonder how in the hell it happened. Apart from someone stapling it to my head, really not a lot of excess skin that could be used for sowing it on. I'd probably then just go back to bed or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 First thing I'd do is go on the internet and tell the world! Become a youtube sensation, create a twitter account ([/i]"Day 23, 5pm, still stuck to the carpet", etc). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Well, should I find a woman, I'd hope the missionary position isn't her favourite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eenuh Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Since we have no carpet at home, I'd wonder whose house I ended up at, and whether they drugged me or I went there myself... And then apart from that probably not much as I'd be stuck with no way to get myself free. =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 I'd unpick the stitches. You guys would seriously live the rest of your life with a bit of carpet stuck to your face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 First things first, i'd have to wonder how i came about with carpet sewn to my face. If anyone came up to me with a hoover, i'd become the first person to have his face hoovered. Then i would probably cut the carpet off afterwards. Would get in the way too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 If anyone came up to me with a hoover, i'd become the first person to have his face hoovered. Already happened I'm afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 I'd unpick the stitches. You guys would seriously live the rest of your life with a bit of carpet stuck to your face? But this is the only opportunity you'll ever get to have carpet stuck to your face, and you didn't have to go through the painful process of knowing it is happening. Once you remove it, it's gone forever, you're not going to be stupid enough to do it again. You could cut around it, leaving just a strip of carpet which you could pin accessories and badges to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iun Posted May 19, 2010 Author Share Posted May 19, 2010 But this is the only opportunity you'll ever get to have carpet stuck to your face, and you didn't have to go through the painful process of knowing it is happening. Once you remove it, it's gone forever, you're not going to be stupid enough to do it again. You could cut around it, leaving just a strip of carpet which you could pin accessories and badges to. It'd be a pretty good dinner conversation topic too! "Hey, what's that on your face?" "EXCUSE. ME. It's a birthmark, and I'm extremely sensitive about it!" "Oh... gosh! I'm so sorry, I mean, I didn't mean to..." "No, it's cool! I just woke up one morning with my head sewn to the carpet." "Oh-ho! (laughs) Wow, that's pretty unusual, how did that happen?" "Well, it all started when..." Anyone care to continue the story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolness Bears Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Try to take over the world. What? Gaw, c'mere you. *embraces* Thanks! That was meant to be more of a joke! but looking back that looks like a cry for help/slightly depressing. Life is good. *embraces him anyway* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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