EEVILMURRAY Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 My dad is currently serving a 5 year sentence in prison. He will be out at crimbo after 2 years, i have nothing to do with him anymore. May I ask why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 My daddy is a Senior Nurse Advisor at a hospital in Camberwell up in London-Town. As such, he's one of the most senior mental health professionals in the country. My daddy is also universally loved by all my friends, possibly more than me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Odwin Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Some interesting fathers it seems. My father is THE GREAT ARTISTICO. He's a coach driver. He's had several jobs over the years (postman, sign writer, insurance salesman, perfume salesman, Betterware distributor, ran a market stall) but tends to float back to driving jobs ... and speed painting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Blender, why are you not interested in what my mother does? :p Dad works for BAA, he's a Senior IT Manager Man. Heh, I don't actually know his title. He recently had a little side project to organise the Heathrow Chapel being kitted out with IT stuff. We asked him what the Priest needed the internet for? Well you can imagine the jokes. I DIGRESS. He loves airports and planes; quite a geek really and he loves his job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Blender, why are you not interested in what my mother does? :p Let me talk to your mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodleman Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 My Dad works for B.T he has done since he was 16, I've already had more jobs in my life then he has. But anyway he works in the telephone exchanges installing all the equipment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 My daddy looks after special people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 My daddy looks after special people. We want to know about his career not his home life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 My Dad currently works in the military as a Captain. He's all office-based now, but he did serve in the Falklands War. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 My Dad currently works in the military as a Captain. He's all office-based now, but he did serve in the Falklands War. My dad served in the falklands too! ^__^ but he was in the RAF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolness Bears Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 My father was...a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself; he doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?!" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... why so serious? amazing. err.. my dad is now retired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 What the fuck is the purpose of this thread? General nosiness? No thread on here has a fucking purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyxis Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I have no idea.. Haven't seen him since I was... 7? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh_gamer Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I've never had someone to call daddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letty Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Mine used to drive a bus, and was security at festivals like T in the Park Also a fantastic and inspiring artist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganepark32 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 My daddy's a banker and he banks all day In all seriousness, my dad is an Electronic Engineer, designing computer chips or something. Very technical and not something I particularly give a damn about since I haven't talked to the man in years, even though we live in the same house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Who gives a fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Who gives a fuck? I'll happily give a fuck to anyone interested. Provided they are female, of course ... or ReZ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 My father was...a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself; he doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?!" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... why so serious? Put a sahk in it! You did it to get into a girls' trousers. And she ditched you. SO SHUT UP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
or else you will DIE Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 (edited) I have no idea.. Haven't seen him since I was... 7? well i've got news for you, you are mine now, you belong to me! Edited July 30, 2009 by or else you will DIE Automerged Doublepost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 He died before I was born so odds are he isn't doing much. I loved that bit in the new Star Trek film where Kirk asks Spock if he knew his father in the other reality. I like the idea there is a happier version of me somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintendohnut Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 My daddy is the headmaster at a school for severely disabled children. He's been there since I was around 1, so just over 20 years as deputy head and then head. His school recently got an 'Outstanding' rating from OFSTED, which is the highest you can get, and he in particular was praised for 'inspirational leadership'. He said they spelt it wrong and they meant to say 'persperational leadership' To sum up, I'm very proud of my dad and what he does to help so many families who suffer every day. However, he often makes terrible jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 My dad served in the falklands too! ^__^ but he was in the RAF. What makes it seem iffy was that he was on a boat (Gallahad) that got struck/blown up whilst he was on-board. He got off the boat on the last lifeboat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emasher Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 My dad is a self employed Landscape Architect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmellow Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 My dad is the captain of a state trooper boat, for the state of Alaska. yay... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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