Posted July 30, 2009 my daddy is retired. While not being disappointed in my lack of a corporate career, he does the gardening and moaning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2009 My dad is a self employed plasterer. His name is Shaun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2009 My dad is a carpenter and currently works at a carpentry firm where he handles the stock and the delivery planning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2009 What the fuck is the purpose of this thread? General nosiness? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2009 (edited) What the fuck is the purpose of this thread? General nosiness? stop whining you lack discipline Edited July 30, 2009 by blender Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2009 (edited) My dad is retired, but before that he owned 19 frozen food shops before Iceland bought him out. Edited July 30, 2009 by Caris Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2009 My dad is a heavy goods driver/mechanic and works in and around Nottingham. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2009 My father was...a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself; he doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?!" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... why so serious? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2009 My father was...a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself; he doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?!" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... why so serious? this man is totally insane Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2009 My dad is an managing director of a computer company Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2009 My dad's a self-employed builder. The guy built an extention onto our house a while ago, never had to pay a single person ^_^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2009 What the fuck is the purpose of this thread? General nosiness? No more nosy than asking us how our day was, what TV programme we just watched and what film we just watched. Fuck me this forum is so inquisitive. this man is totally insane Maybe it's a tumour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2009 Fuck me this forum is so inquisitive. i dont like you using foul language. listen to me very carefully, i want to know whats going on and i want to know now, are you going to help me now or not? who is your daddy and what does he do ? My dad is a heavy goods driver/mechanic and works in and around Nottingham. howdy stranger Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2009 My Daddy was a butcher in at least 3 different places I know of, then a driver for a meat company, and now is the landlord of a pub [after leaving his former pub due to some rent bullshit] He seems to be doing alright. i dont like you using foul language.listen to me very carefully, i want to know whats going on and i want to know now, are you going to help me now or not? TAKE IT BACK! Stop whining! I've got news for you. You are mine now. YOU BELONG TO ME. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2009 (edited) Stop whining! I've got news for you. You are mine now. YOU BELONG TO ME. you son of a bitch ... you must be very proud of yourself Edited July 30, 2009 by blender Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2009 you son of a bitch ... you must be very proud of yourself I actually watched The Running Man yesterday, lovely film. But yes, I feel I am proud of my daddy and what he does. Word is it was kinda his dream to run a pub, probably because he spent so much time in them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2009 then a driver for a meat company I have to ask, did he park the beef bus in tuna town a lot? Daddy was a bank robber. But he never hurt nobody. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2009 My dad is a heavy goods driver/mechanic and works in and around Nottingham. ... and you expect me to believe you. you know you are lying. Could i speak to the drug dealer of the house please?? I have to ask, did he park the beef bus in tuna town a lot? you should not drink and bake Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2009 you should not drink and bake I'm smart... Unlike someone we know I also watched Raw Deal a few days ago too. I didn't know a fair few quotes from the soundboards came from there. I have to ask, did he park the beef bus in tuna town a lot? Are you asking if he had sex? At least twice if my brother and I are anything to go by. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2009 I'm smart... Unlike someone we know :blank C'maan don't bullshit me. this man is totally insane Don't be ridiculous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2009 My dad is currently serving a 5 year sentence in prison. He will be out at crimbo after 2 years, i have nothing to do with him anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2009 C'maan don't bullshit me. Don't be ridiculous. i'm just doing my job. i need a vacation Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2009 My daddy works as a forklift driver and cuts metal in some warehouse. I would have followed him into that profession but, as we all know, the CIA have got me pushing too many pencils. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2009 i need a vacation Stop whining! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
