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About blender

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    is in another castle.
  • Birthday 02/08/07

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    Celebrity Troll
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    Celebrity Troll
  • Occupation
    Generate excitment


  • Nintendo Systems Owned
    snaking is cheating
  • Other Systems Owned
    HD graphics rule
  • Favourite Game?
    Zelda WW > Zelda TP
  • Favourite Video Game Character?
    NMH was intended as two games
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    Celebrity Troll
  • Last.fm recent tracks
    lloɹʇ ʎʇıɹqǝlǝɔ

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    lloɹʇ &#6
  • Xbox Live Username
    Celebrity Troll
  1. are you a peasant?

    Reading the employment thread, it has come to my attention that i am amongst people who aspire to work in the mcdonald, the woolworth or even the shop that sells chips. Where are all the doctors, lawyers, teachers, bankers or IT professionals? I expect you to at least have a degree from a proper university if not current employment. Even an artisan or jester can be accepted at court under some circumstances. I can just about tolerate those not of gentle birth... but i will not fraternise with those who do not aspire to even moderate heights. Is this the reason that there is so much uneducated twatter on this forum? (and FYI I receive the full 1080p resolution.)
  2. hi

    I would have you know that now that michael jackson is dead, i am the undisputed king of pop... but to be honest, i prefer the "bye" threads. at least then you get to see humoungous penises and the like. the true skill is in ending threads. A skill me and mother theresa share oh wait shes dead too
  3. hi

    Hello xgmx, I want to play a game. So far in what could loosely be called your life you've made a living watching others. Society would call you an lurker, a rat, a shadow. I call you unworthy of the body you possess, of the life that you've been given. Now we will see if you are willing to look inward rather than outward to give up the one thing you rely on in order to go on living. The device around your neck is a death mask. The mask is on a spring timer. If you do not locate the key in time the mask will close. Think of it like a venus flytrap. Taking into account that you are at a great disadvantage here I'm going to give you a hint as to where I've hidden the key, so listen carefully. The hint is this... It's right before your eyes. How much blood will you shed to stay alive, xgmx? Live or die, make your choice.
  4. Get A Hobby

    my dads hobby is learning to use the internet. i help him the best i can but he is never going to be any good at it. keeps taking it to seriously
  5. out of interest would you include your position as a moderator, writer,troll etc on n-europe on your cv ? its a position of great responsibility but then again...
  6. The Movie News Thread!

    maybe its becasue i am a hardcore strapon gamer but the frame rate in that animation is really annoying. i know its coz its stop motion animation but I'm afraid its unwatchable and will be worse on a big screen. 60fps ftw
  7. I Can Has Lolcats?

    i think there should be a rhyming scheme as follows 1,2,3,2,3,2,3,1. At least that is the proposal underpinnning my next conference paper ( i am currently amazed by the amount of lol speak stuff on the net. i like the look of the programming language- well not really actually) getting better
  8. I Can Has Lolcats?

    i didnt know that. Shame the hounds have already been unleashed
  9. I Can Has Lolcats?

  10. Jokes, jokes and more jokes

    cancer .... get it?
  11. What breaks a game for you?

    1) mickey mouse (ie. high pitched voices) in batallion wars didnt just break the game but made me feel violated. 2) there is also that thing about playing games in the living room with your mum watching. XXX Adult themes are a no no. 3) also any game that involves being the bad guy. (e.g. playing as the nazis or the terrorists). I am an all round good guy. Even when i play chess, i am always white becasue they are the good side of the force.... though my friends misinterpret this as some kind of race issue. 4) and anything that involves standing up or waggling. *these are breakers and not necessarily "bad" in the orthodox christian sense of the word .
  12. All string and wires form knots and its REALLY annoying!! The exception is spagetti and noodles. It is the only stringy thing that does not knot. It would be mighty convenient if we had knotted spagetti*, then it wouldn't slip of your fork so much. Yet we dont. LIFE IS NOT FAIR *(All rights reserved by blender, Patent Pending)
  13. Rate the last film you saw

    I watched wall-e. not enough short circuit references. 8/10