How was your day?

[martinist]

One of my neighbours died of a "massive heart attack" about ten minutes ago 0_o ambulance should be here soon to take the body to the mourge. They never went out much so i ddin't really know them that well...too bad for him.

 

I've just been laying about for most of the day watching LPs on you tube, havn't really eaten anything though, i should see to that soon.

[ReZourceman]

Wow....this jokes gone...a bit pear shaped.

 

We got an email at work from the boss of HBOS saying "I confirm the talks with Lloyds".....Sooooo I reworded it and copied the images and sent it to about 10 of my friends at work, saying that like most of our department will lose their jobs. One of my friends believed me and I only just told him I was joking cos' I thought it was obvious.

 

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

did u get my fb message

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Yeah just saw it this second

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

They seem to have come but no one was in so they are at the post office

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please tell me they came lol

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oh wow more shit news haha

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Ill pick em up tomorrow lunch

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i cant fucking belive hbos

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what motherfuckers

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Ah its all gravy, surely.

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

How come its bad newS?

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80% of jobs in OUR DEPARTMENT are gonna go lol

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Wait....

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

whaaaaa

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

did you read the email you sent me?

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Where'd you hear that?

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

What....you're kidding...

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

OMG

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

dUDE THAT WAS A JOKE

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

LOL! I wrote that...>Laura fell for it too.

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

YOU FUCKING DICK

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

I thought it was obvious cos

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NOOOOO

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

I sent it

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

lol

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

U MOTHERFUCKER

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

HAHAHH!

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

OMG IM SORRY!

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

LOL

 

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

I didnt mean to make people actually believe me

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

I feel awful.

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

your actually a fucking cock

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so what did the ORIGINAL EMAIL say

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i thought u sent it me cos im not on some mailing lists

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Oh

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Hahaha! IM SORRY

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Honestly im sorry.

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

That really wasnt my intention

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

It literally just said "I confirm we are in talks with Lloyds"

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what did the email i sent

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your a cock

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i emailed MY UNIVERSITY

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TELLING THEM I WANTED A PLACE

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OMFG

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

woops.

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

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date 17 September 2008 18:08

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Hello

I was looking to take a gap year this year and enrol at university next year after I was offered a good job with prospects.

Unfortunately, with the takeover of HBOS from LLoyds it's looking likely that I won't even have a job anymore - let alone prospects.

 

I am looking to enrol this year on a Business (N100) course with you.

If this is possible that would be great.

Please let me know ASAP so we can talk about this further

Many thanks

 

--

Vanden Bowen

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Sorry! I honestly thought people knew me better.

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

you dick

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what am i supposed to say to them now

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

That you were wrong?

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Or...

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

the truth

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Its a pretty good excuse.

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

"My cock friend tricked me"

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Unintentionally

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

im going to ignore them

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thats it

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thats what ill do

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Ignoring makes things better.

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Then late

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

later**

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

you can just say your email fucked up or whatever.

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is there no chance we can pick headsets up now?

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i can give u lift?

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

They closed at 6 unfortunately

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Ill grab em tomorrow lunch

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

oH yeah and I rmeember I do have one multi player

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

game

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

(Metal Gear)

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

but I dont like it....well the single player.

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

I havnt tried multi player yet.

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

you do realise i almost forwarded that email to news people?

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

But yeah itll be good when multi games come out

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

oh....

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

lol...thats a bit funny.

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you could have made the shares go down even further haha

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i am so angry at u

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i cant belive i fell for that,

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i guess the whole day i've been thinkin bout it,

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and it all fits in nicely

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like how gemma went round asking EVERYONE what shifts they could do BEFORE andy admitted that talks were being had.

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Ahhhhh sorry.

Wow, that fucked up pretReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Yeah I really literally didnt even want to trick anyonety quickly. says:

this is epic lol

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

I just thought people would assume it was a joke

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

dnt tell ne1 at work lol

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

This is the funniest thing ever to be honest.

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Lol okay.

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

seriously

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Ive told Laura, but she wont tell anyone

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i get enough with DOB LOL

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

LOL!

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

D

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

O

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

B

 

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invite laura in

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look at my msn name

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and my facebook

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Shes not on MSN. I texted her

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you got me good lol

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Hahah, sorry dude.

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

I do feel bad.

 

[Ashley]

Sunday: Mom's flight was delayed after I got up at 4am. But just went later obviously. Move went well. Unpacked a bit and then went out.

Monday: Can't remember much from the day...but was good I think. Went out on the night and made friends with some freshers. Ended up showing them the way back to uni and topping and tailing with some guy (literally, im not being coy) because I couldn't be bothered to walk home. Oh I do remember what happened Monday; we found lifesize boppit! Its like huge and in a park and theres bits and the voice will say "twist it" or "push it" or whatever and you have to find it and do it. Awesome.

Tuesday: Felt meh for a while. Was meant to go to coventry but friend's car broke. Got my phone back (sent it off for repair) and friend came round for a takeaway.

Today: Alright...ish. Spent all day waiting for my housemate while she had sex (like this morning I said I'm going to town she said she'll just go get ready and was gone an hour and a half -_-). On campus doing laundry.

 

-edit- Just went to go put it from one machine to the next and someone was waiting asking if that was my wallet on the top of the machine. He had kindly handed it in. Which was awesome. Stupid me.

 

Tomorrow and the rest of the weekend is planned to be fun though

[Haden]

Wow....this jokes gone...a bit pear shaped.

 

We got an email at work from the boss of HBOS saying "I confirm the talks with Lloyds".....Sooooo I reworded it and copied the images and sent it to about 10 of my friends at work, saying that like most of our department will lose their jobs. One of my friends believed me and I only just told him I was joking cos' I thought it was obvious.

 

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

did u get my fb message

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Yeah just saw it this second

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

They seem to have come but no one was in so they are at the post office

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

please tell me they came lol

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

oh wow more shit news haha

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Ill pick em up tomorrow lunch

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

i cant fucking belive hbos

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

what motherfuckers

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Ah its all gravy, surely.

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

How come its bad newS?

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

80% of jobs in OUR DEPARTMENT are gonna go lol

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Wait....

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

whaaaaa

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

did you read the email you sent me?

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Where'd you hear that?

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

What....you're kidding...

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

OMG

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

dUDE THAT WAS A JOKE

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

LOL! I wrote that...>Laura fell for it too.

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

YOU FUCKING DICK

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

I thought it was obvious cos

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NOOOOO

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

I sent it

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

lol

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U MOTHERFUCKER

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

HAHAHH!

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

OMG IM SORRY!

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

LOL

 

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

I didnt mean to make people actually believe me

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

I feel awful.

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

your actually a fucking cock

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

so what did the ORIGINAL EMAIL say

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i thought u sent it me cos im not on some mailing lists

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Oh

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Hahaha! IM SORRY

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Honestly im sorry.

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

That really wasnt my intention

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

It literally just said "I confirm we are in talks with Lloyds"

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what did the email i sent

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

your a cock

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i emailed MY UNIVERSITY

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TELLING THEM I WANTED A PLACE

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OMFG

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

woops.

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

to [email protected]

date 17 September 2008 18:08

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mailed-by googlemail.com

 

hide details 18:08 (18 minutes ago)

 

 

Reply

 

 

Hello

I was looking to take a gap year this year and enrol at university next year after I was offered a good job with prospects.

Unfortunately, with the takeover of HBOS from LLoyds it's looking likely that I won't even have a job anymore - let alone prospects.

 

I am looking to enrol this year on a Business (N100) course with you.

If this is possible that would be great.

Please let me know ASAP so we can talk about this further

Many thanks

 

--

Vanden Bowen

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Sorry! I honestly thought people knew me better.

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

you dick

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

what am i supposed to say to them now

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

That you were wrong?

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Or...

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

the truth

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Its a pretty good excuse.

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

"My cock friend tricked me"

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Unintentionally

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

im going to ignore them

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thats it

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

thats what ill do

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Ignoring makes things better.

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Then late

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

later**

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

you can just say your email fucked up or whatever.

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

is there no chance we can pick headsets up now?

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

i can give u lift?

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

They closed at 6 unfortunately

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Ill grab em tomorrow lunch

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

oH yeah and I rmeember I do have one multi player

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

game

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

(Metal Gear)

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

but I dont like it....well the single player.

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

I havnt tried multi player yet.

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

you do realise i almost forwarded that email to news people?

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

But yeah itll be good when multi games come out

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

oh....

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

lol...thats a bit funny.

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

you could have made the shares go down even further haha

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i am so angry at u

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i cant belive i fell for that,

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i guess the whole day i've been thinkin bout it,

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and it all fits in nicely

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

like how gemma went round asking EVERYONE what shifts they could do BEFORE andy admitted that talks were being had.

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Ahhhhh sorry.

Wow, that fucked up pretReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Yeah I really literally didnt even want to trick anyonety quickly. says:

this is epic lol

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

I just thought people would assume it was a joke

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

dnt tell ne1 at work lol

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

This is the funniest thing ever to be honest.

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Lol okay.

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

seriously

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Ive told Laura, but she wont tell anyone

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

i get enough with DOB LOL

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

LOL!

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

D

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

O

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

B

 

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invite laura in

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look at my msn name

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and my facebook

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Shes not on MSN. I texted her

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you got me good lol

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Hahah, sorry dude.

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

I do feel bad.

 

I dont get your friends problem he just has to say it was a mistake as if the uni are going to care. He obviously had been obsessing over it all day and took it out on you I guess.

[ReZourceman]

I dont get your friends problem he just has to say it was a mistake as if the uni are going to care. He obviously had been obsessing over it all day and took it out on you I guess.

 

We're laughing about it now. Mainly me.

[Haden]

We're laughing about it now. Mainly me.

 

lol ah well alls well that kind of ends well.

 

Oh man ive had a sleepy day cause I did a night shift at my workplace. Not much to report except I love COD 4 and the Forth by the Verve. Well specific songs on it but bleh to tired to type. I have an akward girlage situation coming up some girl said she would date me if she was gonna stay in the country and I made a huge mistake of saying shes cute but Im not looking for a relationship. Now I think shes tryna win me over she keeps hinting she may stay after all. Seeing her friday after a interview for an internship not sure what im more nervous about.

[MoogleViper]

I love Forth by the Verve.

 

I found it quite disappointing.

[Haden]

I found it quite disappointing.

 

Hmm to be honest I can only remember 3 tracks. But I love them so I guess its more of a love meh thing. I like love is noise, I see houses and columbo, think they are all top quality not sure about the rest but definatly going to be listening to those for a good while.

[Raining_again]

An old lady out walking her dog (out by the back of my work) got attacked by a rotweiller (sp). Some irresponsible owners let it loose and it had her dog by the neck, then it attacked the woman. She was freakin' covered in blood. :/

 

Sad really, that people can be so damn irresponsible.

 

In better news I got a free coffee from starbucks today. Free stuff is so much win. ^___^

[EchoDesiato]

I just found out Polysics are performing in Brussels at this very moment. WHY DID I NOT KNOW THIS SOONER AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH

[Chris the great]

got my diploma today, thats enabled me to get more jobs, so im happy. day was mostly spent on drajes fortune, gotta say, i like it, but its waaaay short, though thats not necicarily a bad thing. still, 8 hours in and 89% done is a little brisk.

[Letty]

I made bugs today out of a mushroom I found outside ^^

<shameless plug>They're on my dA page if you're interested!</shameless plug>

 

Yeah, thats basically it.

[Gizmo]

The new Peggle is out!

 

That's just turned an OK day into an awesome one.

[Eenuh]

Been feeling kinda meh today. School wasn't all that great. Arrived at 8:30, only to be told our class doesn't start until November 12 or something. They really could've told us earlier.

Spent two hours waiting for my next classes, which were yawn-worthy. Bought a sketchbook, came home.

Still been feeling kinda ill and having to deal with a sore throat, so I had a nap after school. Still feel tired though.

 

Watching some tv now, need some entertainment before bed. Got 8 hours of class tomorrow... one single class for 8 hours long, oh dear.

[Dyson]

The new Peggle is out!

 

That's just turned an OK day into an awesome one.

 

 

NEW PEGGLE?! WHERE?!

[Guest Jordan]

NEW PEGGLE?! WHERE?!

 

WHAT HE SAID.

[Aimless]

Here. It won't be on Steam and the like until next month, apparently.

[Slaggis]

I just saw some pictures of my old primary school back in Cambridge (Babraham) and so many memories cames flooding back to me. I wish I hadn't lost contact with my mates, I know I was young but both I and two others were so close. One of them even came up to visit when I first moved up here 8 years ago. It's so odd now thinking about what he's up to now. I'm not going to be able to stop thinking about it now until I find his old address and see if he still lives there. It's just so wierd thinking that it was only 8 years ago, it seems like a lifetime. It makes me wish I'd kept in contact more with my other best, before she had the accident earlier this year. I hate not being able to just contact her on a whim just to catch up.

 

Hmm, now I've written down what was on my mind I'll make another effort to try and sleep. Night guys!

[Cube]

Another random find for me. This time my old iPod Nano. And surprisingly it still works (I haven't used it since January 07),

[jayseven]

if you buy the right cables, you can hook an ipod to a cd player from the 'phone out. Only set you back £3 or something.

Not got a CD player, laptop speakers are gheey so it's all via my TV... I can make do with earphones, but can never blast out some choons when the neighbours/traffic is pissing me off so much that I wanna deafen them... Bah!

I've just been told that I can and how to do it , I'll see later and if I can I'll tell you.

 

My ipod player is about the size in length as my tv, it's huuuugeee, but it's when ipods were first around.

 

No wai! lol, seriously?! Shit.. took me like three weeks of using my pass as my karmic mantra to remember it.

[Gizmo]

NEW PEGGLE?! WHERE?!

 

WHAT HE SAID.

 

On a website I couldn't possibly mention on N-E.

[ReZourceman]

I want to kill things and destroy things and make things that were once living be dead and not be living any more and I want to obliterate life.

 

 

(Works going great today)

[Fierce_LiNk]

Hmm, a pretty bleeh day so far. Woke up, shaved and did the morning ritual. Had to be at uni for quarter to 9 for a tutorial with my...tutor.

 

Anyway, yesterday I was meant to have the tutorial at ten to ten/9:50. I arrive a few mins before, waiting, and three of my coursemates are in there. Come half past 10, they're STILL in there, and I'm sat outside by myself feeling like a lemon.

 

We had a session at 20 to 11, and so I had five mins to speak to my tutor before then. I walked into his room and he basically said "see me tomorrow before 9."

 

...so, that was pretty nice.

 

Actually, apart from seeing my coursefriends, it wasn't worthwhile me going in. I didn't need to be there, as I only went for that tutorial.

 

So, today, I arrive there again...and the SAME person who was in there yesterday is in there again. And, believe you me, she talks for Britain. If there was a competition for who can talk the most shit for 10 years, she would win. If there was ever an award for "She who talks more shit out of her mouth than her arse", she would win it hands down, with no competition. She's lovely, but she doesn't half do my fucking head in.

 

So, cue another half another of me sat outside, tapping my feet, and looking at my hands, because what else do you do in a corridor?!

 

Well, I finally went in, and was finished in 5 minutes. I woke up early for THAT?! Gah, on the plus side, I am in the library, talking on this, as my laptop is fuckedz0red.

 

Think happy thoughts think Happy Thoughts Think Happy. AHHHH!.

[Eenuh]

I want to kill things and destroy things and make things that were once living be dead and not be living any more and I want to obliterate life.

 

 

(Works going great today)

 

Sounds like you're having a great day! =P

 

So far school has been boring. Have 8 hours of illustration, but teacher isn't around so we don't really know what to do. We were told that our main assignment we can pick ourselves... but I honestly don't know what to do, heh. So yeah, still almost 6 hours to go until I get to go home. =O

 

*boredddd*

[Rummy]

Wow....this jokes gone...a bit pear shaped.

 

We got an email at work from the boss of HBOS saying "I confirm the talks with Lloyds".....Sooooo I reworded it and copied the images and sent it to about 10 of my friends at work, saying that like most of our department will lose their jobs. One of my friends believed me and I only just told him I was joking cos' I thought it was obvious.

 

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

did u get my fb message

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Yeah just saw it this second

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

They seem to have come but no one was in so they are at the post office

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

please tell me they came lol

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

oh wow more shit news haha

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Ill pick em up tomorrow lunch

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

i cant fucking belive hbos

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

what motherfuckers

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Ah its all gravy, surely.

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

How come its bad newS?

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

80% of jobs in OUR DEPARTMENT are gonna go lol

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Wait....

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

whaaaaa

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

did you read the email you sent me?

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Where'd you hear that?

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

What....you're kidding...

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

OMG

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

dUDE THAT WAS A JOKE

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

LOL! I wrote that...>Laura fell for it too.

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

YOU FUCKING DICK

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

I thought it was obvious cos

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

NOOOOO

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

I sent it

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

lol

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

U MOTHERFUCKER

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

HAHAHH!

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

OMG IM SORRY!

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

LOL

 

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

I didnt mean to make people actually believe me

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

I feel awful.

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

your actually a fucking cock

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

so what did the ORIGINAL EMAIL say

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

i thought u sent it me cos im not on some mailing lists

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Oh

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Hahaha! IM SORRY

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Honestly im sorry.

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

That really wasnt my intention

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

It literally just said "I confirm we are in talks with Lloyds"

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

what did the email i sent

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

your a cock

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

i emailed MY UNIVERSITY

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

TELLING THEM I WANTED A PLACE

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

OMFG

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

woops.

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

to [email protected]

date 17 September 2008 18:08

subject Clearing

mailed-by googlemail.com

 

hide details 18:08 (18 minutes ago)

 

 

Reply

 

 

Hello

I was looking to take a gap year this year and enrol at university next year after I was offered a good job with prospects.

Unfortunately, with the takeover of HBOS from LLoyds it's looking likely that I won't even have a job anymore - let alone prospects.

 

I am looking to enrol this year on a Business (N100) course with you.

If this is possible that would be great.

Please let me know ASAP so we can talk about this further

Many thanks

 

--

Vanden Bowen

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Sorry! I honestly thought people knew me better.

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

you dick

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

what am i supposed to say to them now

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

That you were wrong?

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Or...

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

the truth

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Its a pretty good excuse.

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

"My cock friend tricked me"

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Unintentionally

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

im going to ignore them

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

thats it

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

thats what ill do

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Ignoring makes things better.

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Then late

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

later**

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

you can just say your email fucked up or whatever.

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

is there no chance we can pick headsets up now?

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

i can give u lift?

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

They closed at 6 unfortunately

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Ill grab em tomorrow lunch

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

oH yeah and I rmeember I do have one multi player

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

game

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

(Metal Gear)

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

but I dont like it....well the single player.

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

I havnt tried multi player yet.

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

you do realise i almost forwarded that email to news people?

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

But yeah itll be good when multi games come out

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

oh....

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

lol...thats a bit funny.

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

you could have made the shares go down even further haha

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

i am so angry at u

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

i cant belive i fell for that,

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

i guess the whole day i've been thinkin bout it,

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

and it all fits in nicely

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

like how gemma went round asking EVERYONE what shifts they could do BEFORE andy admitted that talks were being had.

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Ahhhhh sorry.

Wow, that fucked up pretReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Yeah I really literally didnt even want to trick anyonety quickly. says:

this is epic lol

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

I just thought people would assume it was a joke

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

dnt tell ne1 at work lol

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

This is the funniest thing ever to be honest.

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Lol okay.

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

seriously

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Ive told Laura, but she wont tell anyone

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

i get enough with DOB LOL

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

LOL!

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

D

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

O

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

B

 

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

invite laura in

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

look at my msn name

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

and my facebook

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Shes not on MSN. I texted her

Wow, that fucked up pretty quickly. says:

you got me good lol

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

Hahah, sorry dude.

ReZourceman - "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." says:

I do feel bad.

 

Man ReZ, you're geniously bastard! That's kind of brilliant and awesome, because I know how annoyed I'd be to be on the recieving end, but I'm not! Surely you shouldn't be playing such hilarious jokes though, I thought you got some serious disciplinary a few months back!