Chris the great
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Alice in wounderland utter shite. 1/10 the hurt locker really glad i got to see it on the big screen (special screening at a local cinema). a truly great film, increadably tense. beautifuly shot and told a story in a belivable manner. what i particularly liked
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anouther insight into inappropriate girls life "ive given birth twice, it really isnt that bad. i didnt even tear!" there was a look passed between some of the group, then a girl laughed and said my face was priceless, much laughter. i smiled at a girl on the train as i went home, she recoiled in horror. not a good day to be me.
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im always happy to play some lbp.
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so first day at my new job went well. training facility is a bit out of the way but it's not THAT bad. strange girl who we met for the first time today made everyone feel awkward she was saying about her aranged marrage "we still arnt in love, but the sex is great. we've been married 9 years and still go at it like dogs." i was rather shocked.
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see, i agree with your sentiment (footballers not deserving the accolade of "great people") but if my hobby was science and i perfected cold fusion that would make me great, or if my hobby was writting, and i penned a magnificent book that explores the very nature of what it is to be human, again, id arguably be a great person. i suppose i can see the argument for sportsmen being great, but thier impact on the world is limited, in 1000 years time, we wont rember them. they make a difference to a few, but globaly speaking, most of them are as insignificant as the rest of us
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forget your over paid nancy boys kicking a ball across a lawn, forget your mathematicians wasting thier lives playign with numbers, forget your writters who say so much and do nothing. theres only one man we need respect. MR MIYAGI
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going from the reaction, and the lack of a student standing up and hitting him, id say it wasnt really a student laptop.
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i think it was most likly an old laptop and him making a point and trying too be funny.
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i was in the gym yesterday, while on the exercise bike, i could see the guy infront of me working on a cross trainer. MC Hammers "cant touch this" came on the music and some how, it synced up perfectly with that guys efforts. i was trying to to burst out laughing the whole time. just a bit gutted that I'll not be able to get to the gym next week as im going to be at work 8 hours a day with 3-4 hours worth of travle.
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id go peggy mitchell on them "GEEEEEH OWAH MAH PUB!"
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the mummy returns weeeeeeeell, it was an event i guess. most of the movie was seemingly made for clips to stick in the trailer, had a very dissjointed feel to it. and hollywood, if your reading this, please stop adding kids into films to "liven it up" nobody likes kids and it makes the female lead less attractive as you know shes given birth and her fanny will never be the same. the film itself is camp but enjoyable enough, it has a light hearted famly feel to it that you dont see to much thses days. oh, and i have a slight man crush on brenden fraisure now. he seems like a nice fellow. also, the scorpion king himself is hilarious. id not like to fight the rock, id not like to fight a scorpion, so why is a half the rock half a scorpion monster so funny? 6/10 better then it should be.
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it is kinda wierd. its not wrong, but to young lads its obviosuly not usual so its gon na be laughed at. but the stick is just banter, same in any group, it'l be forgotten soon enough.
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the outher week i was out with friends, we were meeting a mate of ours who is gay (but hasnt come out to every one yet) and my mate turner let out possibly the funniest sentence ever. "I just don't understand how you can be gay when there are so many fit lasses about" hes a good lad but we dont hang around with him for his intelect.
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today i went to the gym, carried a dish washer and made up that i had lost my knife geoffory in the ribs of a stray dog when asked about it by a university friend. this actualy counts as a productive day for me.
