The3rdChildren Posted May 21, 2006 Posted May 21, 2006 Wow, these are all very mean. I'd recommend just having a chat with her and stuff, letting her know your feelings have changed. You can't feel right about hurting someone like that, surely?
Haver Posted May 21, 2006 Posted May 21, 2006 Say that you're a time cop from the future and your investigation has ended. And that he/she is now under arrest. Wins thread.
Nintendork Posted May 21, 2006 Posted May 21, 2006 Be mature, seeing as your seeking advice online I'd think you aren't (either that or it is a pretty depp relationship) In that case you should just speak to her and see about going your own ways- happy break ups are far more common than you'd imagine.
Kurtle Squad Posted May 21, 2006 Posted May 21, 2006 I'd be well sad to dump my gf I'd have to do it really carefully
AshMat Posted May 21, 2006 Posted May 21, 2006 Get her to meet you in a resteraunt, book a table, and hide a note in the menu saying "you're dumped, LOL" (yuou can wqatch from a distance or site at home and laugh, either is good)
dabookerman Posted May 21, 2006 Posted May 21, 2006 Why would i break up with my girlfriend when i can just break her up
Charlie Posted May 21, 2006 Posted May 21, 2006 Get her to meet you in a resteraunt, book a table, and hide a note in the menu saying "you're dumped, LOL" (yuou can wqatch from a distance or site at home and laugh, either is good) Haha, althought I would personally go for "lamayo" myself
AshMat Posted May 21, 2006 Posted May 21, 2006 Well, you can change the laughing acronym for whatever you like the most, but Lamayo would be the most suitable.
ShadowV7 Posted May 21, 2006 Posted May 21, 2006 I think he might have dumped her by now considering the thread was made just over 6 months ago,Jav bumped it...
kopo Posted May 21, 2006 Author Posted May 21, 2006 Can't believe i ever started this. Btw i wasn't asking for advice or anything, it was just one of my cruel mindtwists. And i can proudly tell you the bitch is dead and processed in cheeseburgers as we speak.
Kav Posted May 21, 2006 Posted May 21, 2006 Send her the Death Text! "I don't want you ever to contact me again"
Blackfox Posted May 21, 2006 Posted May 21, 2006 I think he might have dumped her by now considering the thread was made just over 6 months ago,Jav bumped it... Yeah, its a bump - but Jav didn't bump it. Some other person did, but I deleted that post just as Jav posted. So the thread lived to fight another day - and it guess people are adding some more fresd "advice". Btw, the thread isnt to be taken seriously :p
weeyellowbloke Posted May 21, 2006 Posted May 21, 2006 Btw, the thread isnt to be taken seriously :p Damn, now you tell me. *Weeps in corner after worst break up in human history*
BeerMonkey Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 in the middle of having sex say ur having a affair with a man
MoogleViper Posted May 23, 2006 Posted May 23, 2006 Just sleep with her. Worked for me. (I feel sad now)
Jimbob Posted May 24, 2006 Posted May 24, 2006 I just tell them that i'm not interested in them anymore, that usually works without them getting equal. Other times, i might just send crap to them from the internet e.g. free cat food or sample of bold. They soon get fed up with it and tell me its all over.
mike-zim Posted May 24, 2006 Posted May 24, 2006 two options 1) do the "rodio" (sp?) this is where you have sex in the "doggy" position and as things get interesting call out her best friends name and see how long you can hold on for. after which you are sure to be dumped. 2) when you finally build her confidence up enough to give you a blow job tell her she was crap and that you are too much of a sexual being to stay with such an inept lover. or a combination of the 2.
EEVILMURRAY Posted May 24, 2006 Posted May 24, 2006 Blow them away with the UZI NINE MILLIMEEETAAAAH!!!
Lammie Posted May 25, 2006 Posted May 25, 2006 The Cleveland steamer reminds me of a story my mate told me (one of those 'It happened to a friend of a friend of mine' things). Some guy picked up a girl at a bar and they've gone back to his place to get it on. So they're in bed, nekkid, and she whips out a handkerchief and pokes it up his butt, only leaving a little bit hanging out. They proceed to get it on and about halfway through the girl yanks the handkerchief out resulting in the guy shatting all over the bed. The guy freaks out and runs to the bathroom to clean himself up, apologising on the way. He cleans himself up and comes out to find the girl rolling around on the bed in his shite. He legs it out of there and now has a phobia of handkerchiefs. I'd say thats a great way to end a relationship.
Marshmellow Posted May 25, 2006 Posted May 25, 2006 The Cleveland steamer reminds me of a story my mate told me (one of those 'It happened to a friend of a friend of mine' things). Some guy picked up a girl at a bar and they've gone back to his place to get it on. So they're in bed, nekkid, and she whips out a handkerchief and pokes it up his butt, only leaving a little bit hanging out. They proceed to get it on and about halfway through the girl yanks the handkerchief out resulting in the guy shatting all over the bed. The guy freaks out and runs to the bathroom to clean himself up, apologising on the way. He cleans himself up and comes out to find the girl rolling around on the bed in his shite. He legs it out of there and now has a phobia of handkerchiefs. I'd say thats a great way to end a relationship. that really made me LOL geezes thats messed up big time! omg:laughing: that gives me the shivers thats so messed up
The Bard Posted May 25, 2006 Posted May 25, 2006 Em...have someone in a firemans outfit tell them you burned to death? But honestly think about it threadstarter, you should really be thanking your lucky stars you finally found a gal who's into same sex relationships
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