Posted October 23, 2005 It's ment to be fun. Just say us how you'd dump her (or him) in an original/cruel/whatever way. Keep it polite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2005 You just ain't fun no more, bitch. Now get on. C'mon. CHAMONE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2005 Id tell em ive turned into a lesbian Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2005 One idea suggested by a friend is to go to a Bear Factory. You know those shops where you can make your own bear kind of thing. But record a "dumping" message for the bear to say. Then take her out for dinner or something, then hand her the bear at the end. She'll be all like "how sweet!" Till she squeezes the bear and hears the message and runs off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2005 Just don't talk to them..................and whenever they try speaking to you, just use the shortest answers possible. Many years back some girl asked me out when I was pist, and I stupidly said yes and not realising it the following morning. It went okay for about 2 weeks, then I just thought enough is enough, and just started ignoring her. I'm a cruel **** sometimes, but when you're young you do things like that. Nowdays I wouldn't ever think about getting rid of a girl in this way. If that doesn't work, then introduce your girlfriend to one of your mates who'll shag anything, and just watch from afar. :wink: Edit - wow, we have swearing filters now! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2005 Heres one: go to a party that you know said partner will attend and when they arrive, pretend they havent and go about your beeswax as per. oh, helps if its gonna snow and they're miles from home, essentially trapping them there in a state of living hell and confusion for HOURS. best make it new years eve too, that way as your victim decends into a depressed and angry state, everyone ele gets happier and happier at a similar rate, making the happy/sad divide simply colossal hell, someone tried it on me so yeah, it works. EDIT nope, no filters for me, i just unleashed profanity on a grand scale and it passed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2005 You could tell them you tested positive for HIV or have genital herpes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2005 You could tell them you tested positive for HIV or have genital herpes. good call, they might not beleive you, or worse they might try and help you through it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2005 If they try to help you through it, pull the insanity card and ask if she wants to have herpes with you. Or say, "AIDS could be fun if we had it together." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2005 Dumping someone is hash, just make sure you have sex one last time before you do it :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2005 You could have one last night of great sex and shit on them as they fall asleep. I'm sure they'd get the message. Hm.....where did I read that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2005 I dunno, Bridget Jones? God knows what you young 'uns read these days apart from Harry Potter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2005 I read it online. It could've been here on R-E. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2005 I read it online. It could've been here on R-E. Probably one of Jordan's posts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2005 He just said he doesn't remember. You could kindly tell that other person that you simply don't want to continue the relationship. If that doesn't get the person off your case you could bang someone close to them. Oh if it was only that easy... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2005 Like this http://www.funnyinside.com/DumpGrlfriend.shtml Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2005 say you have to go to yemen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2005 You could have one last night of great sex and shit on them as they fall asleep. I'm sure they'd get the message. Hm.....where did I read that? Anyways. I'd say it be better to be a virgin then have lost it to somebody you hardly know as: c)If you go and get smashed and do it with some dickheaded woman/guy. Then who knows, they could wake up, and with their evil vindictive mind they could go ahead and give you a Cleveland Steamer (bluddy 15 character count) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2005 Ah yes, the Cleaveland Steamer. Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2005 Have sex with them and text them in the morning to say you're gay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2005 Id tell em ive turned into a lesbian hahaha, ahh, poor Offerman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2005 Have sex with them and text them in the morning to say you're gay. OR! You have sex with them and half way through pressure them into having "labe" Labe Definition : "To fuck someone in the eye, therefore breaking the hard core of the eyeball and letting all the eyeball residue spill followed by both of them eating it." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2005 OR! You have sex with them and half way through pressure them into having "labe" Labe Definition : "To fuck someone in the eye, therefore breaking the hard core of the eyeball and letting all the eyeball residue spill followed by both of them eating it." Thats pretty sick and how do you know this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2005 yeah, seriously. thats way up there....urr Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2005 Oh oh! I got a better one! Hire a Succubs. Succubus Definition: Popular creatures in mythology that drain the tesopherone out of men by having sex with them and adding it to their lifeforce, making them even stronger and a better than before. While they were having sex, they would stick their tongue out and it would go down the throat of the man, nearly killing him. It was believed (although not proven) that there even a Lesbian Succubus, that hunted and thrived on women. They are basically demoness' from Hell whose sole purpose is to drain the souls of men by having sex with them while they are asleep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
