EEVILMURRAY Posted December 12, 2010 Posted December 12, 2010 What about in Winter when you may be pairing your socks in 3's? Never happens.
Iun Posted December 12, 2010 Posted December 12, 2010 Never happens. What, sex or sex with three pairs of socks? Wow... three socksy-girls at once, that would be socktacular, like totally a socksual fantasy of mine. Socks.
MoogleViper Posted December 12, 2010 Author Posted December 12, 2010 How is that wrong? Also, I usually take them off with the opposing foot, while I'm... er... orally occupied. That's what your legs look like?
nightwolf Posted December 12, 2010 Posted December 12, 2010 The only comment on those socks is that she's wearing ones too tight for her. So she's bulging. Lovely.
Supergrunch Posted December 12, 2010 Posted December 12, 2010 This thread is amazing. I've never considered socks much of a problem... I just take them off. Clearly some of you need to be more agile in your sock removing abilities.
Goafer Posted December 12, 2010 Posted December 12, 2010 I usually take all my clothes off, socks included, on the way into any premises, just in case some unexpected sex breaks out.
Ashley Posted December 12, 2010 Posted December 12, 2010 Goafer you should know by now the only thing to give you sex is ReZ.
Goafer Posted December 12, 2010 Posted December 12, 2010 Goafer you should know by now the only thing to give you sex is ReZ. Yes, and it's always unexpected.
Diageo Posted December 12, 2010 Posted December 12, 2010 Stand on the tip on one sock with your other foot, push your big toe down on the sock if needed, and then raise your leg to remove the sock. Repeat with other foot. That's how I remove my socks normally.
Charlie Posted December 12, 2010 Posted December 12, 2010 Keep them on, apparently it's been proven it's better for both people if your feet are warm.
EEVILMURRAY Posted December 12, 2010 Posted December 12, 2010 What, sex or sex with three pairs of socks? The three way one.
Nolan Posted December 12, 2010 Posted December 12, 2010 I think you misunderstood. Not 3 pairs of socks, just 3 socks to a pair (which isn't really a pair).
Strider Posted December 12, 2010 Posted December 12, 2010 Perhaps do a little bit of forward thinking? Go ninja style and stealthy slide the socks off as you remove your shoes when you enter the room. When the sexy times come a rolling you don't even need to worry about the sock scenario and you look like a hardcore knowledgeable porn star.
MoogleViper Posted December 12, 2010 Author Posted December 12, 2010 If your foot-work can't make up for your sexual abilities, then I'm sorry, you're a lost cause. Yeah but my sexual abilities make up for my footwork. How else do you think I made the football team?
Jon Posted December 12, 2010 Posted December 12, 2010 Depends on what i've been doing before hand. Nothing worse than feeling sweaty feet that isn't caused by the act of love making itself.
EEVILMURRAY Posted December 12, 2010 Posted December 12, 2010 I think you misunderstood. Not 3 pairs of socks, just 3 socks to a pair (which isn't really a pair). The six way then. Either way, no sock orgy.
The Bard Posted December 12, 2010 Posted December 12, 2010 Me and my gf lived together, so and we never really had clothes on most of the time anyway. I usually take em off with the trousers though, when the opportunity presents itself.
Eenuh Posted December 12, 2010 Posted December 12, 2010 Think I just take them off with my feet. Though sometimes they already get stuck in my trousers anyway. Some of you worry a bit too much about the socks, it's not like it'll completely ruin the moment. Unless you wear some very embarrassing socks. Now something I do find bleh is socks in sandals. Just no.
Retro_Link Posted December 12, 2010 Posted December 12, 2010 Think I just take them off with my feet. Though sometimes they already get stuck in my trousers anyway. Some of you worry a bit too much about the socks, it's not like it'll completely ruin the moment. Unless you wear some very embarrassing socks. You're a naked girl... believe me no ones gonna be looking at your sock!
Eenuh Posted December 12, 2010 Posted December 12, 2010 You're a naked girl... believe me no ones gonna be looking at your sock! I don't really care/worry about them anyway, probably for that reason. =P Though I still take them off, don't like sweaty feet.
Ashley Posted December 12, 2010 Posted December 12, 2010 Wait. Are stockings counted as socks in this question (on women, not me obviously)? Because that's a whole different kettle of fish.
Nintendohnut Posted December 12, 2010 Posted December 12, 2010 As someone above said it's been scientifically proven that a better orgasm is had by people wearing socks during sex. Apparently having hot feet makes you enjoy it more. Thanks, science!
Murr Posted December 12, 2010 Posted December 12, 2010 Depends on scenarios A) One night stand - Shirt is normally first thing off so the womens get to look at my chiseled abs, then at this point its the un-doing of the belt, then make out with them with lots of groping (depending on who your with, can be rough groping or gentle petting :\ ) when they remove their top, thats usually the cue for me to whip the socks off, so its then just trousers and boxers remaining.... then from there.... etc etc B) Now im in a commited relationship i dont even know what sex feels like anymore, so when i do get it, taking my socks off is the last thing i think about. (more so its thinking of un-sexy things to make it last longer as i dont know when the next occasion may be. I Love my girlfriend to bits really, she's awesome
Nolan Posted December 13, 2010 Posted December 13, 2010 Wait. Are stockings counted as socks in this question (on women, not me obviously)? Because that's a whole different kettle of fish. This is a good question. Stocking can be hot, socks....never.
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