Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 GET OUT! That's what she said. ... *leaves* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolness Bears Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 I sit naked on my cloud all day long enjoying the heavenly breeze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platty Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 If I was God I would come down to Earth and say; look everyone religion is bollocks, all of it. Go and enjoy your life. Then I would introduce my mate ET and tell everyone we are not alone. Then disappear for thousands of years in a puff of smoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 If I was God, I'd probably spend all my day driving atheists and scientists crazy with phenomena they can't explain. That should be loads of fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 If i were God, then i would prove to everyone that there is a God. I would literately make people do what i wanted them to do no matter what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 If I was God, I'd create a pantheon of gods. Cause, God (the modern, single deity, in whatever religion) is BORING AS FUCK. Greek, Romancs, Egyptians etc, had it right. All the interesting mythology, the fact the gods had relationships and rivalries and stuff..soap opera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 If I was God, I'd create a pantheon of gods. Cause, God (the modern, single deity, in whatever religion) is BORING AS FUCK. Greek, Romancs, Egyptians etc, had it right. All the interesting mythology, the fact the gods had relationships and rivalries and stuff..soap opera. Worse than a soap opera. The simple truth is that the Greek and Roman gods were SICK AS FUCK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.C.G Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 If I was god... I'd create a load of huge, powerful - but lesser - gods, then create Kratos from God of War, stick em all on a planet and y'know... see how it all pans out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Sounds awfully like Age of Mythology to me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 If I were God I would tell the people on earth to stop foolin' around! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellyn Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I'd probably have to destroy wasps. If there's some major butterfly effect that emerges as a result of this, I can always use my divine powers to replace them with something better. Create a natural disaster (think noah's arc) to destroy all that is failure to this society. That is all. Not going to work. As long as Madagascar remains so impenetrable, fail will live on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I'd probably have to destroy wasps. If there's some major butterfly effect that emerges as a result of this, I can always use my divine powers to replace them with something better. Hell, you're God. You can make wasps exist and not exist at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I'd probably have to destroy wasps. If there's some major butterfly effect that emerges as a result of this, I can always use my divine powers to replace them with something better. Not going to work. As long as Madagascar remains so impenetrable, fail will live on. GOD DAMN MADAGASCARRRR ESCAPED AGAIN ¬_____¬ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I'd date Jennifer Aniston and make her boobs grow, and then make a monkey come out of some gangsta's ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I'd date Jennifer Aniston and make her boobs grow, and then make a monkey come out of some gangsta's ass. Dude, thats just the story line of that Jim Carey film...what was it....oh yeah thats it... Ace Ventura When Nature Calls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro_Link Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I'd date Jennifer Aniston and make her boobs grow, and then make a monkey come out of some gangsta's ass.And who can forget the bathroom orgasm scene!Would be a good use!... Just walking down the street, point and zing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj metroid Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 im sorry i had to post it ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 If I was God I'd strike dead intolerant people. I'd be dictator of the universe but everyone would love me because I rock. *daydreams* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicktendo Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 If I was God... I would make it so that Stuwii could never be banned from n-europe. Comedy that golden only comes once in a lifetime. I would also keep his identity a well guarded secret in order to drive up conspiracy theories as to whether he was a troll or for realz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodleman Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I'd commit some blasphemy just to see what would happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 If I were God, I would fiddle about with the continents. I'd move Belgium and Wales closer together. Then, just for fun, I'd move Portugal right next to Australia just to see what would happen. I think everything would be ok, but who knows? (It just took me two minutes to find the question mark key on this keyboard. Damn Dutch! And Belgians. Now I'm being told it is a French keyboard. Damn you all to hell. I can do that. I am God in this thread.) I would also bring back the Tutti Frutti ice cream, because I'm sure it's not being made anymore. If I were God, I would create a tap on all sinks, between the Hot and Cold water tap. This would be a Tutti Frutti tap, so that the whole world could have this. Also, World Peas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lillster Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 If I was God i'd experiment. For example, what would the Earth be like if the Dinosaur's were never wiped out, what would happen if I destroyed the Sun and the Moon? Just fuck about basicly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iun Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Also, World Peas! But there would be No Peas For The Wicked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxigen_Waste Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Well no, there's obviously the Big Bang theory, but whose to say an alien race out there didn't create that... and how we exist... I mean, for all we know our universe could exist within an alien marble... we could be plugged into the Matrix?! We really have no clue! That's why I mentioned "how we exist and how we were created". We exist because we evolved from other species, which themselves evolved from some other species and so on and so on and so on, till it all goes back to the creation of life on earth... which was due to the existance of water and an atmosphere. So yeah, we KNOW how we exist and we're not sure how life was created, but we some pretty good theories. We just don't know how the universe was created... How we exist, that we know, as a proven fact. We evolved from other beings. We know it. For sure. Personally though, I don't even believe the Big Bang theory because it's based on the sole principle that everything must have a beginning, which is being a bit close minded. I'm a doubter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I'd just bring back some of my favourite musicians. 2Pac. Ian Curtis. Elvis. ...force The Smiths to get back together, too. Clearly I've put a lot of thought into this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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