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"I heard that if theres a vent above you, if you look up and spin around as fast as possible you'll glitch out of the world and jump to the vent!"

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"I beat you like I did your mum last night! Booo yah! *hold hand up for high five*"

 

(Right right here is a real a life one from me.

 

Me and a girl are settling in to watch the movie, which just so happens to be the sixth sense.

She says "ive never seen this movie, actually looking forward to it!"

 

Since i wasnt the one who rented it; i ask "what movie is it?"

replied "sixth sense"

 

To which i said "hey isnt that the one where bruse willis is ............"

 

and so that was the beginning of a great night :))

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'I just nailed that tight end, much like your mums last night.'

 

(American football tight end)


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