Most Inappropriate Things To Say In Any Given Situation Thread

[jayseven]

so noone here watches Armstrong & Miller? They have a hugely inapropriate dentist sketch every week.

[Iun]

"Hands up all the people in this room who don't have AIDS? No, sir, you put your hand down..."

[Oxigen_Waste]

"Hands up all the people in this room who don't have AIDS? No, sir, you put your hand down..."

 

He wins.

[ReZourceman]

I agree, Lozzles!

[Dog-amoto]

This guy is pretty inappropriate methinks

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iAKYQjpDtpA

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=On3mrKW-Nk0

 

Sorry if a bit late!

[Guest Jordan]

"I heard that if theres a vent above you, if you look up and spin around as fast as possible you'll glitch out of the world and jump to the vent!"

[EEVILMURRAY]

"I bet I left more shit smears than you"

[ReZourceman]

Murray wins...new sitch! (We've worn this one)

[EEVILMURRAY]

Things you would say after beating them at a game, be it racing or fighting etc.

[AeroScap]

"I beat you like I did your mum last night! Booo yah! *hold hand up for high five*"

 

(Right right here is a real a life one from me.

 

Me and a girl are settling in to watch the movie, which just so happens to be the sixth sense.

She says "ive never seen this movie, actually looking forward to it!"

 

Since i wasnt the one who rented it; i ask "what movie is it?"

replied "sixth sense"

 

To which i said "hey isnt that the one where bruse willis is ............"

 

and so that was the beginning of a great night )

[ReZourceman]

"I beat you harder than I beat my wife."

 

"Disabled much?"

[darksnowman]

I am your father.

[Dog-amoto]

Just go on Xbox Live for suggestions on that one Murray!!

[martinist]

"I've just raped you of your pride, now i'm gonna rape you of your virginity."

*cracks whip*

[BeerMonkey]

is now a good time to say my controller isnt plugged in

[Ellmeister]

You suck a hell of a lot! Just like your sister and your mum last night.

[ReZourceman]

Ill play using my hands next time.

[Mundi]

HAHA! I win and as per our aggreement i get to have sex with your little sister.

[McPhee]

"YAWN"

(damn 10 character bull shit!)

[EEVILMURRAY]

HAHA! I win and as per our aggreement i get to have sex with your little sister.

This one is the dealbreaker.

[Letty]

Oh sorry, I fell asleep -

[Marshmellow]

"Next time maybe I won't let my toddler play for me"

[Guest Stefkov]

'I just nailed that tight end, much like your mums last night.'

 

(American football tight end)

[Mundi]

Alrighty.

You just got an abortion and your in the room with the nurse and doctor.

[Shino]

"Would you like some chips with that?"