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I like the smell of dried up tramps piss.

 

At least I did a couple of years ago, as that's the time I last smelt it because my local Sainsburys used had a big stairway you had to go down, and loads of tramps slept there and urinated all over the walls, and man, when I used to walk down those stairs it smelt so nice. Odd huh

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I have no control over burping, it just comes out. Mind you, I don't burp that much anyway.

 

My left eye is crap.

 

I came a naff second in the Masturwait on EuroFusion. :nono:

 

I once tripped over and landed on a woman's chest...

 

I have small nipples.

 

I have 2 hairs around one nipple, one around the other, and 2 more hairs near my belly button.

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I like the smell of dried up tramps piss.

 

At least I did a couple of years ago, as that's the time I last smelt it because my local Sainsburys used had a big stairway you had to go down, and loads of tramps slept there and urinated all over the walls, and man, when I used to walk down those stairs it smelt so nice. Odd huh

 

Yes. Really, really odd.

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- I am a very precise 5'9½" apparently

- I own four different boxers with comic book strips on them (H&M is awesomeness)

- I now refuse to wear anything larger than a small.

- I hate the colour red but I always wear it.

 

(This game would have worked better as two truths and a lie ;))

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My middle name is spelled wrong. My mum is english, so when she got the birth certificate done, she spelled "Giuliano" as "Juliano" but in italian, that's pronounced "yooliano" and that's just weird. So yeah...random fact.

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I like Corned Beef and Tomatoe Sauce Sarnies

I'm a Bingo Caller

I eat Mushy Peas out of the tin, cold!!

I love martial arts and action films

I'm very lazy

 

Just a few random facts about me, more when i can be bothered to write them up

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Ooooo got another one

 

-I have a broken toe on my left foot, which has been broke ever since i was little. I'd go and get it sorted but it doesn't hurt so theres no point.

 

-My bedroom must be all neat and tidy before i go to bed or i can't get to sleep and the door must be closed. Yay for OCD.

 

-I love the smell of coffee but i hate the taste.

 

-Don't like the taste of alcohol particually.

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- I don't drink alcohol, but I enjoy going to pubs and clubs. I'll be the one sipping on the same glass of coke for the entire night.

 

Hehe, i do that. It's so much cheaper! Dude if you are ever in a weatherspoons, try the non-alcoholic pear coppaberg. Its lovely!

 

I can blow air out of the side of my left eye.

 

I can blow air out of both my eyes.

 

-I got 100% in my C1 Maths exam :)

 

Well if we are boasting, i got 8 100% in my a-level exams :)

 

 

I've tried dry catfood as a kid. Don't remember the taste.

 

I've done that too. It tastes of doughy fish just in case you cared.

 

I get told all the time that i look like Jim Carrey

 

I used to live in Botswana and St. Lucia

 

I have never broken a bone in my body.

 

I have dropped a dead body by mistake.

 

I hate the sound of someone rubbing a balloon

 

My Wii is called Hildegaard.

 

I like the smell of rain on concrete.

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Another pointless fact is that I eat my weetabix with hot milk all mushed up with a spoonful of sugar.

 

Yeah same here :D

 

Hmmm random facts...I can't really think of any that are worth mentioning. I'll be back when I think of em though...

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I'm a triplet, only boy out of the 3 :( not identical.

I almost died as I was 8 weeks premature and weighed like 2-3 pounds.

 

I have skiied every year of my life from the age of 18months old and is currently learning to be an instructor at age of 16, although I won't be allowed until im older.

 

I have won the gcse award for ICT yet I don't know how a computer works or what half the components are.

 

I will eat almost anything except tomatoes.

 

After reading all these facts I have realised I have nothing worth mentioning to compete so i wrote anything I could think of.

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