Twozzok Posted March 19, 2007 Posted March 19, 2007 Probably glasses that are actually mini computers. Things like HUD displays pilots wear, just it'd have satellite connection to the net and people on the other side wouldn't be able to see it. Also, it's be see through when needed, correct my vision when see-through, turn black for some sunglasses, and be waterproof.
Dan_Dare Posted March 19, 2007 Posted March 19, 2007 A hi res digital cam corder, so that I could Vlog my life.
Ginger_Chris Posted March 19, 2007 Posted March 19, 2007 A large letter H, just so I can instantly tell who has a good sense of humour. It would also work as a great conersation starter.
weeyellowbloke Posted March 19, 2007 Posted March 19, 2007 A long proboscis like an elephant. Why? Well because I'd be able to smell better, but also if I went blind or if it were dark I'd be able to feel my way and I'd be able to use it like an extra arm. I also just wanted to use the word proboscis in a sentence as it doesn't occur very often and it's a quality word.
Rummy Posted March 19, 2007 Posted March 19, 2007 A large letter H, just so I can instantly tell who has a good sense of humour. It would also work as a great conersation starter. I like your style mr chris. can you actually refer to elephant trunks as a probiscus? i thought it was only limited to things like bugs! Speaking of bugs, maybe it'd be cool to have a really realistic looking fake spider there, not a real one though, I hate spiders!
Oxigen_Waste Posted March 19, 2007 Posted March 19, 2007 A person is a living thing, so I can't say what I would attach to my forehead.
triforcemario Posted March 19, 2007 Posted March 19, 2007 A large, hentai styled tentacle. No, I don't like hentai >_>
Konfucius Posted March 19, 2007 Posted March 19, 2007 For some reason I thought of a Pikachu head at first. But I think a gatling gun would also do...
4q2 Posted March 19, 2007 Posted March 19, 2007 A network of ultrabright leds under the skin surface that you can program with messages like "NO !", and "Fuck off !" so every time a chav approachs me to ask for a cigarette or money with that old classic line: "I've lost my buspass/money, can you spare us 10p ?". This way I can answer them over a long distance without them needing to approach me.: peace:
EEVILMURRAY Posted March 19, 2007 Posted March 19, 2007 I choose a laptop, so i can look in a mirror and go on the internet anytime i want! Reading mirrored text "for the win"! I'd have an Uzi. For pr0 pimpsmacking action.
MoogleViper Posted March 19, 2007 Posted March 19, 2007 A speaker, just so i could beat the chavs with better music than they blast out on their phones. I would have a full surround sound speaker system with a subwoofer so that I could play better music than both you and the chavs.
Gaijin von Snikbah Posted March 19, 2007 Posted March 19, 2007 I would attach Jordans forehead to my forehead.
killthenet Posted March 20, 2007 Posted March 20, 2007 A machine to record my dreams and convert them from complex BRVWE files to nice and simple AVI's.
Oxigen_Waste Posted March 20, 2007 Posted March 20, 2007 A shotgun. Suicide is always an option. :D:D
Blackfox Posted March 20, 2007 Posted March 20, 2007 An ATM machine. It pisses me off hving to walk somewhere everytime I want cash. Also, Im guessing I could figure a way to think free money..
Letty Posted March 20, 2007 Posted March 20, 2007 on/off button But how would you turn yourself on if you were off? : o
Jimbob Posted March 20, 2007 Posted March 20, 2007 A TV remote control, i'm always loosing mine at home
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