Guest Jordan Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Okay, seriously random thread here. Any item (not something thats alive), what would you have surgically attached to your forehead? I choose a laptop, so i can look in a mirror and go on the internet anytime i want! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 what if i kill Caris, therefore he would not be alive, and attach him to my forehead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 A PENIS, LAWL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Hahahaha, awesome thread! A camera, definitely. I always find myself in the position where I think "wow, this would make an awesome picture" but never have a camera, and the one on my phone is shitty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 A giant third eye that fires a laser, and the only way the US can stop me is to nuke every country that hasn't sent Bush a Christmas card in the last 5 years. Adapted from a Bill Bailey quote... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letty Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 I would have a house attatched to my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Bananagrabber Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 A tank turret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 A USB port. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caris Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Another head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarka Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Hahahaha, awesome thread! A camera, definitely. I always find myself in the position where I think "wow, this would make an awesome picture" but never have a camera, and the one on my phone is shitty. Most defiantly, also you could aim very precisely and easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizkid Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 A toilet: peace: for the times where you just gotta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Buttons are Magic! Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 ipod most likely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 a donkey, for obvious reasons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zell Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 A beer tap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rokhed00 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 A mini fridge constantly fully stocked with Russian Vodka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 A paper shredder. I'd make sure the shredded bits came out my ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCK Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 A piece of see-through glass to show off the mind-blowing size of my brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platty Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 A beer tap. You win : peace: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strider Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 A speaker, just so i could beat the chavs with better music than they blast out on their phones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 A fish and chip shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 a weed plant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 A door.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 A clock, so i have an excuse for shouting dong every hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Okay, seriously random thread here. Any item (not something thats alive), what would you have surgically attached to your forehead? I choose a laptop, so i can look in a mirror and go on the internet anytime i want! Wouldn't it all be back to front? Although I suppose it wouldn't really matter if you're just going on pr0n.... I would have a paintball gun, which is upgradeable to a real gun so I can shoot neds when I'm walking down the street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 why is it that penis was automatically the first thing I thought? not for a reason, just because I apparently associate it with foreheads. It sounds really weird, but it just popped in there. Then my second thought was 'Your Face' as a random thing, but then decided, it'd be pretty cool to have someone's face on your face type thing. Practically, I think Flinky's suggestion is the best, I would rather like a camera on there, as I don't have one to hand ever, or a camera phone, and it'd be super handy. Ooo, handy! Can I have an extra hand? Maybe a breadmaker would be cool to have there, so I can always have some bread. Actually no, a kettle, so I can always have some tea. Too many options! A beer tap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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