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Historical (and not so historical) quotes


bart_k

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Well like the title says, quote your favourite historical or non-historical quote. If it is in a foreign language, please give a rough translation.

 

I'll start myself...

 

Veni, vidi vici - I came, I saw, I conquered - Ceasar

Ave Ceasar, morituri te salutant - Ave ceaser, those that are going to die, greaet you. - Roman Gladiators

Cetrum censio cartaginem delendam esse. - Further I'm of the opinion that Carthago should be destroyed. - Cicero

When I'm here, death isn't. And when death is here, I'm not. - Epicures

Veni, bibi, vomui - I came, I drank and I puked - Me

Cetrum censio sabaiam bibendam esse. - Further I'm of the opinion that this beer should be drunk.

 

PS Sorry 'bout the last two :grin:

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"you sir, are drunk!"

"yes, but in the morning I shall be sober and you, ma'am, shall still be ugly"

 

-exchange between some woman and Churchill at a party.

 

Another Churchill classic:

 

Woman: "If I was your wife, I would put stricnyne in your evening drink."

Churchill: "If I was your husband, madam, I'd drink it!"

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"Si vis pacem, para bellum."

 

If you want to live in peace, prepare for war.

 

 

"Hegluh'meh QaQ jajvam." old Klingon proverb

 

Today is a good day to die.

 

 

"Revenge is a dish best served cold." another Klingon proverb :D

 

 

"If they don't have bread, they shall eat cake." Marie Antoinette

 

 

"Alea iacta est." Caesar

 

The dices are set (don't know the exact translation to english)

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with the gladiators one it's actually ' Hail Caesar! We who are about to die salute you'

 

That's a more literal translation. I was looking for the word hail but it just slipped my mind. Just like salute, but that's just a matter of preference.

"Te salutant" - salute you,

Morituri can be translated as "we who" or "those that" and there probably some other ways to translate it.

 

PS I never knew that Churchill was such a bastard.

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Churchill was a mean son of a bitch. he had some amazing insults to dish out.

 

one time he got sent a pair of tickets to an opening night at a play with a note from from the director reading

"Have enclosed two tickets for the opening night. Bring a friend...if you have one"

 

Churchill replied with:

"cannot possibly attend opening night. Will attend second...if there is one"

 

:)

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Dr. Cox:

 

"Because, ultimately, you don't have to answer to me, and you don't have to answer to Kelso, you don't even have to answer to your patients, for God's sake! You only have to answer to one guy, Newbie, and that's you!"

 

In all seriousness, I've applied this to my life, it helped me through exams aswell. Yet another reason for Dr. Cox's awesomeness.

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My PE teacher had quite possible the quote of the year today, me and a friend help in younger years (in this case, 2nd year) PE classes and they do social dancing (ceilidh dancing) in the run-up to Christmas and we have to dance with them. We usually wait until the end and pick a girl that no boy would willingly pick, but our teacher told us to hurry up "or all the good ones will be gone and you'll be stuck with a munter". :D

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"The meek ain't gonna inherit shit" Book of Larry-20.12.

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow." Two of many excellent quotes from Mark Twain.

"I did punch a baby once in anger. In my defense, the baby was being kind of a dick" Gabe-Penny Arcade

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