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Thought this'd be a good place for people to post the lyrics that mean something to them or say something or just lyrics that they like. (I know I called it lyrics of the day but that's just cus it sounded snappy) I'll start off: Universal Soldier He's five feet two and he's six feet four He fights with missiles and with spears He's all of 31 and he's only 17 He's been a soldier for a thousand years He's a Catholic, a Hindu, an atheist, a Jain, a Buddhist and a Baptist and a Jew and he knows he shouldn't kill and he knows he always will kill you for me my friend and me for you And he's fighting for Canada, he's fighting for France, he's fighting for the USA, and he's fighting for the Russians and he's fighting for Japan, and he thinks we'll put an end to war this way And he's fighting for Democracy and fighting for the Reds He says it's for the peace of all He's the one who must decide who's to live and who's to die and he never sees the writing on the walls But without him how would Hitler have condemned him at Dachau Without him Caesar would have stood alone He's the one who gives his body as a weapon to a war and without him all this killing can't go on He's the universal soldier and he really is to blame His orders come from far away no more They come from him, and you, and me and brothers can't you see this is not the way we put an end to war. Lyrics by Buffy Sainte-Marie

what a stupid idea So they propose milking (presumably they'd need herds of) women rather than cows who, I'm pretty sure, need to be milked anyway, when at the same time I'm popping down to burger king and buying an Aberdeen Angus burger. They're kind of missing the big picture here.

No I mean 1000+ pages. But Hey, no-one else on here seems to be worrying about work so I won't either. Just go down and get drunk

@ English suckers. I got sent a letter at the beginning of Sept saying I had to read 2 novels before I arrived. Together it's over 1000 pages I'm not even nearly finished and I leave saturday. My plan is to use a plot summary off Wikipedia. Hopefully I won't be the only one who hasn't read it

okay I hate pot noodle...but I WANT that fork

^ah alright the updated caption reads as follows: "As a topless girl walks past MoogleViper ends up spilling his lunch all over the floor" *when choosing the winner note that, though I can't see your face, you're obviously a dashing young man *

As a topless girl walks past Bob ends up spilling his lunch all over the floor *maybe if you're using images of people on the forum you should give their name as well (for those of us who can't connect a name with the face)*

That's good. The thing that's worrying me is who I'm gonna be living with; will we get on etc. Out of the thousands of people going to uni there's bound to be some really annoying or nasty people and they could all end up living with me

Garry Glitter hires 4 acomplises to help him lure the nieghbours' children

To the annoyance of adults everywhere a doctor happened to be on site to revive the teletubbies after a hit and run attempt

At that moment Bill saw who had turned up the gauge on his sunbed

Nice entries everyone and special props to MoogleViper & JimBob : peace: . However the winner is Skunky: Post away

My mate's registered to get tickets to shows. Apparently it takes ages for anything decent to come up but we've seen Have I Got News For You, The Armstrong & Miller Show and Tonightly. It's worth going as before hand you get a comedian on to warm up the crowd as well.

I dunno if this'll be okay - it's a clip from a movie - but I thought it looked kinda funny

I can't belive I'm having to defend an advert in which a gorilla plays the drums to Phil Collins It speaks for itself as one of the greatest things eva!!! yeah the new one isn't as good but it's still a highlight in any selection of ads

Seeing as it clashes with the start of me going to uni I'm probably not gonna see it but it does sound great. Are you an actor or director etc.?

For some reason (dunno why) I thought your avatar was a picture of you. It's only now you posted that that I looked again and realised who it is

Rules of the Yard: First one to get their finger up the other's arse wins. Fingers at the ready...Get Set...And...Go!

This seems to have been forgotten again, left to sit discarded midway down the list of threads for months till someone eventually revives it. Maybe we should have a rule that if the winner doesn't post a picture within within a couple of days a runner-up should be picked to post a new picture

So when are you gona post those pictures

just to quote a part of the New Testament: and some of you fools don't belive in this

By that do you mean that you get to use your swords (the ones that aren't decorative)? If so how? I can't imagine many opportunities for getting to use them altho if I had one I'd definately try shaving with it at least once. I aslo imagine it'd spell bad luck for any burglars you get

oh that made me blush :wink:

I do kinda know what you mean. He doesn't actually look like her but the facial structure/expressions sort of match. oh and : peace: , I'm not calling you a girl

"Muuum, put 'Da Rules' down, you're embarressing me!"