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I'm pretty sure he was being serious. The 3DS is waterproof, so there's no need to worry.

I can't wait!

I had no problems with the driving physics in Grand Theft Auto IV. I was just glad the cars no longer flipped over as soon as you so much as looked at a bump in the road.

I'm pretty sure 8 is Journey.

5 is Uncharted 3. 9 looks like Borderlands.

You can afford it. Take the leap.

It's true. I haven't played a game in years! But to be fair, the Gabriel Knight series isn't that obscure. :p

I've never even played it!

This is why nobody loves you. Except your girlfriend.

I hope the game is Skyward Sword. :p

Thanks for the point, Moog Moog.

I agree with Twozzok about Beel.

Gabriel Knight 3.

Make it a Let's Play. Then you can tell me how awesome the game is while you're showing it! Maybe then I'd be convinced.

I can live with that. Maybe I'll play them one day. The same day I stop making lame jokes, probably.

This sounds like something ReZ would write.

I still haven't played any of the Banjo Kazooie games. And now I kind of don't want to just to spite you. :p

I'm not sure why you're so surprised. The test wasn't for mental retardation.

Canand will be crushed.

It's really more of a precursor to the Mario vs. Donkey Kong games, if that's more your cup of tea. Edit: Here's a comic that's partly about Donkey Kong on the GameBoy.

When I finally got a wireless internet connection a few weeks ago, I downloaded Shantae: Risky's Revenge, Mighty Switch Force, Pullblox and The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening. So those would be my recommendations. VVVVVV I'd already played on the PC, but it's definitely worth checking out, too. I'm not a huge fan of the Super Mario Land games (not the first one, anyway), but it's your money. :p

I tried to think of three N-E members to kill, but I just love you guys too much.

If I were to list the things I hate the most about British television, bringing back TV shows ten-twenty years after they ended would be near the top.

Ugh, who'd want to date someone who uses Paint for photo manipulation? "Magic wand... fill bucket to remove the background... and now to save it as a JPEG!"