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This is just the effect 999 has on people. You'd know if you'd actually played it, you poser.

The ending is actually fairly satisfying. Though you pretty much need to ignore what the creator said about it afterwards.

And don't forget Virtue's Last Reward! (The jizz fest continues.)

A high-concept show on network television getting canceled? HOW COULD REZ HAVE KNOWN. Erm... I watched Awake a while ago and it was alright. Pretty good at times. Started out way too episodic for my tastes but got really good in the last few episodes. Would have watched a second season.

Yeah, I really don't like how they're splitting up the final season. Ugh.

You can't play PSP games on the PS3.

Paper Mario is the one 3DS game I'm looking forward to anyway, so someone at Nintendo must really like me.

Nah, obvious hints are great when I'm the first to see them. Edit: 1 is Shadow Hearts: From the New World. 4 is Suikoden IV. 8 is NightSky. A bit early for that, isn't it?

5 is Crash Bash.

*Was clearly searching for wizard dicks*

Is this a subtle jab at how his tattoo appears to say hoe's for some reason?

If this is your midlife crisis, does that mean you'll be dead before you hit 55?

Maybe @Aneres11 had the right idea after all.

Your post says "please God, NO", but your eyes say "please God, YES."

Hey, if it's a choice between people being miserable here or being happy somewhere else...

Aneres, you fool. Don't forget about Paper Mario.

Don't worry, Bobjim. It's not real.

"Enough with the jizz fest!" Now there's something I never thought I'd hear you say. :p Also, it's been announced for a November release, so you only have three months to get a new 3DS!

Or other people. To do. Don't leave us for your boyfriend, Eddie. We're way cooler than him.

Aneres, you fool. Now how are you going to play Virtue's Last Reward?

Maybe I'll remember liking it in four years, too. Nah, the music was pretty good. I just got so distracted by the horrible story that I forgot to mention it. The best way to experience Eternal Sonata would probably be to look at screenshots while you listen to the soundtrack.

Shut up, Dog-amoto.

Bananas are the only fruit I eat out of the house. Everything else just makes my hands too sticky. Everyone I know opens bananas the wrong way, but they insist it's the right way when I tell them. And I'm like, "but look at cartoon banana peels!" and they're all, "NO YOU'RE WRONG" while they pull at the pointy bit of the banana and complain about how hard it is to peel.

Just think of how awesome your childhood would have been if there'd been a game called Micro Mario.

I'm good, thanks.