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Close! It's short for 'cock and ball torture'. :p Maybe it's a good thing you didn't know that beforehand, Dazz, or you would have been even more nervous.

Congratulations! Now if you could just add another 25cc to that somehow, you could do all the races in Mario Kart. CBT is also a porn thing, by the way. :p

Maybe it was a longing sigh. "I didn't know it was coming to the PS3 as well." *Siiigh*

Does "this autumn" count as a date?

Don't worry, Pancake. If you clone enough dinosaurs, we can just eat those. Or they'll eat us. Either way, problem solved!

I think you should go back and apologize. You need your meds. :p

I don't know... I kind of like the irony in Nintendo forcing you to buy a Vita! Ever 17 was written by the same guy who wrote the script for 999, hence why there are some similarities. It's a great game, but be warned that there's really no gameplay to speak of and the story takes a really long time to get going. It's worth it in the end, though.

And so the story of Jidderbug continues. You always knew it wouldn't last forever. What did I do? :p

That was pretty much how my time with the game went. One day progressing the story, then one day doing nothing but sidequests. While the sidequests usually weren't that interesting, I did find it very satisfying to fill out the affinity chart.

Who knows. Ghostlight seems like our best best, but if Devil Survivor is anything to go by, we'll be lucky if we get the game by this time next year. Well, I suppose we'll be lucky if we get the game at all, really! If you haven't played it, you could always check out Ever 17 while you wait impatiently for this game to maybe be released in Europe.

Well, they couldn't very well tell you that your Flemish sucked and that you should go back to your own country, now could they? :p Because your Flemish was just that good.

See, this is another reason not to read Fifty Shades of Grey. :p "He ripped off his underwear, revealing his throbbing eight-inch penis." "He thrust it into her vagina, past the flappy things. Also, the whole thing was moist for some reason and part of it was bulging. He started to get a real hankering for fish."

To be fair, I think I only like Claude because he's got that whole British thing going on. It's not like he's done anything interesting yet. I haven't read the books, but I hear they have an Elvis look-alike vampire. They really should introduce him on the show and give us some intentional comedy for once. :p

I'll learn so much about a vaginas. Not sure if that's a good thing or not.

I've played through every Zelda game at least once. The gamer girls would be so impressed.

For some reason, now I'm imagining your plan being to go through Fifty Shades of Grey with a marker and changing all of the names. "He held Anastasia Mark down and looked deeply into her his eyes. He kissed her him on the lips and worked his way down to her his ample bosom. He could feel the scent of Anastasia's Mark's vagina and it drove him mad." And then having your plans ruined when the sex wasn't up to par. :p

That's a horrible thing to say.

Let's face it, kinky gay erotica is the best kind of erotica. I can't very well write a book about you if I don't know your name, now can I! "Mark gasped. A strap-on? But... wasn't that a bit redundant when they both had penises? He didn't dare broach the subject as he silently watched Mike struggle to fit the strap-on over his erect penis." This thing practically writes itself!

Ugh, who'd want to have sex with a gamer? Erm, except you guys. You're all hot.

Don't tempt me! It'd be a story about a boy named Mark who discovers the world of kink with his friend Mike. It'd be called Fifty Shades of Gay.