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Hahahaha.

One day at a time, Aneres. One day at a time. Sorry to hear about your mom, though. Hopefully she'll come around.

Yeah. My parents hate modern technology, so I know how you feel, Aneres. That's when you ask her how she knows she's straight if she's never been with a woman and find out all the disgusting details of the one semester at university she spent as a lesbian.

I don't think you need to add every game you've ever touched, Cube. :p

People should really try to use the chat room (#n-europe) more often. I'm sick and tired of Twizzij Twozzok. Erm, no offense, Twozzok. You're just really, really horrible in every way.

As an obsessive game finisher, seeing a list where nearly 60% of the games are unfinished makes me a bit light-headed. I think you should try to finish The Sims next.

One month later...

And a lot of straight guys, too.

The Legend of Oasis/The Story of Thor 2.

12 is Star Wars: Rogue Squadron.

Yeah, it's annoying when you think no one's figured out a screenshot and there's a whole other page that you've missed. 2 is Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, by the way.

It is the Tardis, but the game is Fallout.

Oh, I think you have to now! :p "Man, I'm really digging this stubble. It makes me look so manly! Hmm, I've always wanted ruggedly good-looking balls..." "... And that's how it happened, doctor."

Well, that settles it, then. Get the beard trimmer, Ellmeister! It'll come in handy for your face and in... other areas.

Ashley clearly doesn't care about what you look like, Elliot, so save your money.

I totally understand. It's like signing up for a porn site only to realize that most of the videos weren't nearly as good as they seemed. But look at it this way. Maybe you'll get some sexual satisfaction out of it, at least!

I remember an episode of Ellen where Ellen broke up with the love of her life because he was happy just delivering pizzas for the rest of his life. I always thought that was mean. Of course, then she turned out to be a lesbian, so it all worked out in the end.

I'm pretty sure he was being serious. The 3DS is waterproof, so there's no need to worry.

I can't wait!

I had no problems with the driving physics in Grand Theft Auto IV. I was just glad the cars no longer flipped over as soon as you so much as looked at a bump in the road.

I'm pretty sure 8 is Journey.

5 is Uncharted 3. 9 looks like Borderlands.

You can afford it. Take the leap.

It's true. I haven't played a game in years! But to be fair, the Gabriel Knight series isn't that obscure. :p

I've never even played it!