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By that logic, if you miss even a single sidequests (and there are quite a few that are easy to miss forever), you haven't completed the game. Sorry, Mokong! Better start over!

Murry murrmurr, Omar.

I watched The Cabin in the Woods today, which I think doubles the amount of movies I've watched so far this year. Slowly catching up to Coolness! It was pretty good.

Who said that?!

Hahaha. I don't know how else to react to things like this anymore.

My aging laptop strongly dislikes Gizmo's link. I've been looking for an excuse to link to the amazing-looking Hobo Lobo, though, and this seems as good a time as any! No idea if it uses HTML5 or not, though.

Even, Peeps. Even.

Today I learned that... Nobody loves Moogle (okay, I already knew that). Ell "Elliot" Meister really likes really boring numbers and won't shut up about them (like, really likes them). Nightwolf had never heard of Grindr (she's missed out on so much casual gay sex!). Josh64 needs to get laid (when even Moogle starts to look good...). Cube dislikes good TV shows and coffee but he loves anything PlayStation and enjoys eating tea. Also, something about Ville and testicles. You don't want to know.

Hahahaha.

One day at a time, Aneres. One day at a time. Sorry to hear about your mom, though. Hopefully she'll come around.

Yeah. My parents hate modern technology, so I know how you feel, Aneres. That's when you ask her how she knows she's straight if she's never been with a woman and find out all the disgusting details of the one semester at university she spent as a lesbian.

I don't think you need to add every game you've ever touched, Cube. :p

People should really try to use the chat room (#n-europe) more often. I'm sick and tired of Twizzij Twozzok. Erm, no offense, Twozzok. You're just really, really horrible in every way.

As an obsessive game finisher, seeing a list where nearly 60% of the games are unfinished makes me a bit light-headed. I think you should try to finish The Sims next.

One month later...

And a lot of straight guys, too.

The Legend of Oasis/The Story of Thor 2.

12 is Star Wars: Rogue Squadron.

Yeah, it's annoying when you think no one's figured out a screenshot and there's a whole other page that you've missed. 2 is Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, by the way.

It is the Tardis, but the game is Fallout.

Oh, I think you have to now! :p "Man, I'm really digging this stubble. It makes me look so manly! Hmm, I've always wanted ruggedly good-looking balls..." "... And that's how it happened, doctor."

Well, that settles it, then. Get the beard trimmer, Ellmeister! It'll come in handy for your face and in... other areas.

Ashley clearly doesn't care about what you look like, Elliot, so save your money.

I totally understand. It's like signing up for a porn site only to realize that most of the videos weren't nearly as good as they seemed. But look at it this way. Maybe you'll get some sexual satisfaction out of it, at least!

I remember an episode of Ellen where Ellen broke up with the love of her life because he was happy just delivering pizzas for the rest of his life. I always thought that was mean. Of course, then she turned out to be a lesbian, so it all worked out in the end.