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I didn't even have to google that name to know he was a member of Fun. But then I googled it anyway so I wouldn't make a fool of myself.

I really don't see how Assassin's Creed would work with a Wiimote. A standard controller barely has enough buttons for these games!

They did the same with season 5 of Angel, but that didn't stop it from being considerably weaker than season 4. :p Maybe at the end of the season, they'll just decide to leave. "You know what? I'm tired of always having to tape The X Factor and watching it when we're not having crazy adventures. Goodbye forever, Doctor." Just like in real life! *Doesn't watch Doctor Who*

From now on, everything will be sparkly! I actually made the legendaries in my chess set out of sparkly clay, but I don't think they're as sparkly as some of those Pokémon.

There's a thread you can use if you want to complain about achievements.

I've pretty much given up on headphones and just use my inbuilt laptop speakers these days. At least they don't break every few months. You should consider yourself lucky! :p

There are so many hilarious things about that post if you've ever heard Diego talk about his relationship. :p

I think open relationships can work if you're both open (teehee) to the idea, but they won't work if you want different things. If it's going to bother you whenever she goes out with someone else, then maybe it's not for you. Plus it depends on what your expectations are. Is this just going to be a fun thing where you go out/have sex with each other but it's nothing serious? Or is there the potential for something more serious where you're both exclusive to each other? Or maybe you'd decide to become a couple but still have an open relationship. Make sure you're on the same page. So, erm... do whatever feels right for you, I don't care. :p

You're paraphrasing. "A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad." I want to paraphrase, too. :p "All delayed games are good."

While I'm sure the lack of achievements/trophies will somehow improve the sequel, the PlayStation 3 version of the first game was handled by a different developer, so they were focused on just one version back then too. :p

Aww, but every single one of those games is better than Resident Evil 5. I'll leave the racing game suggestions to people who actually play racing games, but I will say that TrackMania 2: Canyon was released recently.

Your enjoyment of Resident Evil 5 is entirely dependent on whether you play it alone or in co-op. You say you like games that make you laugh, so the Portal games should be a priority if you haven't played them already. Have you played Psychonauts? That's pretty funny too. If you don't mind something more serious, um... Deus Ex: Human Revolution, Bioshock, Batman: Arkham Asylum (so you're prepared for the sequel on the Wii U), Hitman: Blood Money, Skyrim, Fallout 3/New Vegas, Assassin's Creed 2 or Brotherhood... if you haven't ventured outside the Nintendo circle in seven years, there are probably another four dozen games you should play. :p Though I have no interest in it myself, I'm going to suggest Dark Souls before anyone else does. If you like challenging combat you'll probably enjoy it. The Mass Effect trilogy is mostly great if you like action-heavy RPGs, but three games in the same series may be a bit too much of a time investment if you only need to fill the void until the Wii U is released. I was going to suggest Sleeping Dogs, but you'll probably be tired of open-world games after Saints Row 3. It's a great game, though.

I didn't play the demo, so I can only assume it's not representative of the full game.

It probably helps.

Nothing like abusing save states to get through a game! I've done that a few times in different games, but it doesn't usually endear me to them. (Edit: And at a certain point you may as well just use cheat codes.) I didn't actually need them in this game, but it was a pain to get through. Zelda 2 is the one Zelda game I can't stand, and the ridiculous difficulty level is a big part of the reason why. Go away, Zelda 2, and don't come back unless you bring your much superior handheld brothers and sisters with you.

Maybe Chrome only accepts "films". Chrome is a bit pretentious.

Except applause, of course. Got to let Bruce Willis know he did a good job! I sometimes used to go to the movies with friends back in my foolish youth. Everyone always just wanted to decide on a movie when we got there instead of deciding beforehand. And I'd always think, "man, we're probably going to watch [good movie I want to watch]!" but then it'd turn out that everyone had already seen it and we'd end up watching something boring like Eragon or Mr and Mrs Smith. And afterwards I'd try to complain about the movie being bad and they'd just tell me that they liked it and I should stop being so negative all the time. It's no fun watching bad movies if you can't make fun of them during/afterwards. :p

I'll be watching! It'll be interesting to see if the show can stay good after the events in the season two finale.

Speaking of Picross, I wasn't expecting much when finishing Picross e, but it would have been nice if the ending message had at least been grammatically correct. "We hope you continue to have fun in world of Picross", indeed. I need more Picross now, Nintendo. It doesn't have to be that new 80x80 game, but something more ambitious than Picross e would be nice.

Look at it this way, though: you just saved a bunch of money! :p

But you know you're just going to fill it up with twice as much music and end up having the same problem! :p

I forbid anyone to play this game, period. You'll save so much time! You're welcome. "Shoehorn" is a silly choice of words for a game that even the fans admit isn't much fun on your own. :p And while the Japanese may love local multiplayer, Westerners are a lot more spread out and generally seem to prefer/expect online multiplayer. Capcom knows that. And they have six months to add it.

So is nobody watching the American version? Come on, N-E. Let's hear how awful it is.

Bayonetta was critically acclaimed, so you should be happy they're releasing the sequel to a good game. :p