Wesley Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 ONCE I WANTED SOMETHING FROM ASDA BUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE IT, SO I WENT TO TESCO INSTEAD AND THEY HAD IT; CHEAPER AS WELL. YOU SHOULD TRY TESCO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 What the actual fuck. Just found out that one of my mates busted up another of our mates. Dislocated jaw and a high probability that he will be permanently blind in one eye. MADNESS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 (edited) I always wonder that if I lost an eye I'd get a false Sharingan eye to fuck people up. Anyways, today is going to be balls at the moment. Was up at 5:30am Saturday for work, then to a Pokémon tournament which lasted 7 hours which I did shockingly bad at, then went out on the piss until 1:30am today. Four hours sleep and it's back to work! I'm going to be knackered as fuck at work. Plus it's raining like hell, so I'm torn between wearing my nice long coat which is nice but doesn't afford protection from a hood, or a different coat which does have a hood but not as long. I'd be using a brolly either way but it'd be nice to have some head warmth. But I did have a nice chat with a bloke from N-Gamer who took my piccy and gave some tips on getting into the industry (the key tip "move down south"). Hopefully the coverage of the event should be in the next issue. Edited October 9, 2011 by EEVILMURRAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Just figured out why I get so monged and sedated after a large bowl of bolognese; it has a fuckton of concentrated lemon juice in it, which in turn contains a buttload of Hesperidin, a naturally occurring sedative in citrus fruits. And it's not the nice kind of sedated where you'll whip your dick out and slap a stranger in the face with it, but rather the depressive kind where your mood reflects a bad coldplay song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Odwin Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Lemon juice in bolognese? Is this some popular thing I'm not aware of, or is it a weird thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinist Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 This morning I woke up with a slight headache and a massive pain in my hand... apparently I dislocated my pinky finger some how... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 It's pretty much in all popular brands of bolognese sauce you can get at supermarkets, and in large quantities. In this case it was the Lloyd Grossman Tomato and Chilli ish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Odwin Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Just been to the kitchen cupboard and it's not in my bolognese sauce. Yay for Aldi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 I'VE ATE SO MUCH CHOCOLATE. SO MUCH... CHOCOLATE. *STARTING NEW GYM ON WEDNESDAY* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 It's pretty much in all popular brands of bolognese sauce you can get at supermarkets, and in large quantities. In this case it was the Lloyd Grossman Tomato and Chilli ish. I would say this is probably the cause of it. But I don't eat bolognese so the lemon shizzle content could be the same as Dolmio or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 So pissed. Job hunting, ergh. My mate had applied for about 3 jobs in his whole life, gets a job in a week at ASDA. I know i would be miles better than him at the job, and i didn't even get a fucking interview. Now my sister, gets a job at ASDA 3 days after applying. I'm really happy for her, but it's so frustrating. So annoyed, what's so crap about me that i can't even get an interview with ASDA. I was turned down by mcdonalds and primark when back at uni, now I work for Spotify, maybe you just weren't destined to work in a supermarket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Get a job in a pub, so social and great to work there. Shame I never managed to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 I always wanted to work in a nightclub, I'm not sure why, I guess movie infulence, given the places in sheffield were a bit poo. MadDog - don't get too disheartened you'll get there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serebii Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Get a job in a pub, so social and great to work there. Shame I never managed to ^This So many of my friends have ended up getting jobs at pubs and they love it. It's social, it's fun and so on. Just go to the Wetherspoons site and see if any of your local ones have a job going and keep checking there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 So pissed. Job hunting, ergh. My mate had applied for about 3 jobs in his whole life, gets a job in a week at ASDA. I know i would be miles better than him at the job, and i didn't even get a fucking interview. Now my sister, gets a job at ASDA 3 days after applying. I'm really happy for her, but it's so frustrating. So annoyed, what's so crap about me that i can't even get an interview with ASDA. I had a similar issue with Asda myself when i was out of work. Except, i was rejected within 20 minutes of sending in the online application. Even went to the store where the job was going to be, picked up an application and was rejected as soon as i handed the form over. Their reasons as to why i was rejected instantly, they said i was inexperienced. I mean, 6 years retail and 2 years of supervisor experience in the co-operative and a garden centre, and they had the cheek to say "rejected due to lack of experience". What kind of dumb monkeys work in Asda anyway, food ain't that great to be fair. Get a job in a pub, so social and great to work there. Shame I never managed to Ditto, i was offered a job in a nightclub once. Turned it down, because i hate club music. Job was offered through an agency though. Not that it matters at the moment, nice little temp job i got working on taxes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegoMan1031 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 (edited) What kind of dumb monkeys work in Asda anyway, food ain't that great to be fair. I used to work for ASDA, 3 Years in the Bakery (2 of it while I was at sixth form) & 1 year in security! And i ent no dumb monkey!!!! Also it is because of ASDA and the experience I got from there which helped me into other jobs to further my career! Edited October 9, 2011 by Mike1988uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 So, one member of staff is on holiday, another is off ill (note that there six people in the company). I'm the only other member of staff who can do both of their jobs. So looks like I'm doing the jobs of three people (and still finding time in between things loading to post on here). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Jobs in pubs are great unless you end up serving your mates. Then it becomes depressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Cube; better be getting a bonus for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 After waiting 11 days for my computer to turn up, after paying 35quid for it to be here last week, I've got it. Why in the bad thread you ask? They put a fan so close to the grate that it now clicks repeatedly and very loudly, which defeats the point of having so many fans in the first place.. eurgh, I'll be screaming at someone tomorrow, i'm tired now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serebii Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 (edited) Just getting over flu and BAM! Sinusitis hits ¬¬ If I were a normal person, it'd be fine...but it's moved to my lungs and add that to my severe asthma, last two nights I've gone to bed fearful that I'm going to wake up having an asthma attack and/or dead :/ Edited October 10, 2011 by Serebii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 I feel poorly today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happenstance Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 I feel poorly today. Im not feeling great at the moment either actually. I can only assume its somehow your fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 I CAN'T GET MY BIKE! They say I'm not qualified because I've only got 11 guaranteed months left on my contract (although it's blatantly going to be extended) and I offered to pay two months up front but no dice. Also said I spoke to her a few weeks ago and she said it would be fine then she tried to claim she was confused and thought I started in October. I asked you in MID SEPTEMBER, with my ID card that you get WHEN YOU START and said I began IN SEPTEMBER. Plus I found out the other person's job I'm doing is earning £4k more than me and there's nothing I can do about it right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 At DJ Society (hey gurl hey I'm'a learn to spin yo) tonight my ear piercing started bleeding. Kept spotting/bleeding lightly for about an hour after that, and so i just kinda lightly held tissue to it until it stopped. Just been cleaning it as I would normally (with extra effort), and had to pick off the congealed blood, but it's left a black sheen of dried blood on the silver stud. I feel shitty. Apparently new piercings bleed all the time? I'm not worried or anything, it just looks manky. And I HATE how much I've HAD to touch it despite being told not to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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