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Would much rather do freelance stuff from home, but I know I can't pay the bills that way boooh.

That's what Flink is for. You've always wanted to be a desperate housewife! ;)

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Yeah, I was thinking that too, I often get distracted by the shadow of my reflection in the computer screen while I'm wanking and finish way too early/ unexpectedly. Face job might actually circumvent the need for a turniquet for my dick as well as the inadvertent monitor replacement costs; that amount of semen just can't be cleaned off.

 

Oh god. Why am I so sexy?

 

As an addendum; Cockroach leg dancing to human beatboxing. Amazing stuff.

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I finally managed to be arsed to reset my password. Also, hey.

 

You know if you'd said I could have done it for you quite easily.

 

Also you may have said...

 

Also hi.

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I'm sure you did, so technically this is all your fault. I hope you're happy.

 

Another good thing: I've finished my dissertation, just need to sort out my references and print the unholy shit. Who knew industrial copper extraction was such a pile of wank?[/not surprised]

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Overheard a conversation between 2 guys in town today which made me laugh.

 

"So yeah he's going out with a 16 year old girl now."

 

"And how old is he now?"

 

"He's 35"

 

"Wow, so it's a 9 year age difference, that's crazy"

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I'm sure you did, so technically this is all your fault. I hope you're happy.

 

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Overheard a conversation between 2 guys in town today which made me laugh.

 

"So yeah he's going out with a 16 year old girl now."

 

"And how old is he now?"

 

"He's 35"

 

"Wow, so it's a 9 year age difference, that's crazy"

 

Speaking of weird conversations to hear I heard a girl say to her friend the other day "I can't wait to get home tonight, I'm going to get a KFC. I may get lucky". I've never had a KFC but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to have sex with them...

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Speaking of weird conversations to hear I heard a girl say to her friend the other day "I can't wait to get home tonight, I'm going to get a KFC. I may get lucky". I've never had a KFC but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to have sex with them...

 

Gavin and Stacey taught me KFC always leads to sex.

 

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I'm not sure I'm happy that I'm ridiculously in demand at work or annoyed that people keep trying to unload more work on me (and - thank God - not able to because they haven't booked my time).

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Going to see Roxette in Shanghai tonight! Woooooooooooo! Been a huge fan of them since "Joyride" and we started using "The Big L" for our warm up routine in my gymnastics team.

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:D Good times.

 

That and burning through season 4 of Parks and Rec have kept me amused while at home for half the day with illness. Work sent me home!

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:D Good times.

 

That and burning through season 4 of Parks and Rec have kept me amused while at home for half the day with illness. Work sent me home!

 

Get that moved to the Awesome thread ASAP!

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