martinist Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 i can't believe you people take so long to take a dump! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 It's always been an in and out job for me. I don't hang around. Never understood how people have time to read a book whilst on the loo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 I did take a computer game manual to the toilet, Dirt 2 it was, I have never found it since. Where is it!!! But generally I just poo and hope it's not a sloppy one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksnowman Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Me, I have a read down Twitter (on my phone) or have a lurk on here (on my phone). I did take a computer game manual to the toilet, Dirt 2 it was, I have never found it since. Where is it!!! But generally I just poo and hope it's not a sloppy one. Dirt 2... at the toilet... Too... many... wordplay... options... You probably flushed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Reading on the loo isn't insane... it's efficient use of your time! I think I text on the loo, mostly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro_Link Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Reading on the loo isn't insane... it's efficient use of your time! I think I text on the loo, mostly. How is it? It takes like 30secs to do your business, after that you're wiping (during which you can't read anyway)... you can't really read anything in 30secs anyway, and if you spend longer than that reading you're no longer multi-tasking/time saving... and may aswell just do it afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Me, I have a read down Twitter (on my phone) or have a lurk on here (on my phone). Dirt 2... at the toilet... Too... many... wordplay... options... You probably flushed it. I genuinely did lose it after taking a dump, I want to find it so I can trade it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 It takes me longer than 30 seconds to take a shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 I just go, no need for distractions. Maximum concentration at all times is in order for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramar Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 I could understand taking in reading material if you're going for the sake of it, for example you're going out all day and clearing the cupboard so you don't get caught short. The only other understandible time is if you're constipated, otherwise I can't understand why you'd have enough time for reading or other 'activities'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 I don't have time to read anything when I'm on the toilet. I don't even have time to sit on the toilet seat. It's peaceful because it's probably one of the only moments of the day where you're not interrupted or where you have to make conversation with someone, or something along those lines. Who are you talking to in the toilet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 I don't have time to read anything when I'm on the toilet. I don't even have time to sit on the toilet seat. Who are you talking to in the toilet? Hiralious. So yes, its one of those moments where you don't have to make conversation. Therefore, peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supergrunch Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 I have a friend who actually takes his laptop to the toilet. I was talking to him on msn or similar when he told me where he was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 I have a friend who actually takes his laptop to the toilet. I was talking to him on msn or similar when he told me where he was... I know some guys who refer to that as 'battery moding'. I sometimes read, whatever is my book/comic of the morning. Sometimes though, bit crazy I know, I just poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 How is it peaceful, you're doing a shit... not lying in a meadow on a sunny day! So when do people think/read... before, or after? Because if it's before, surely you went in because you needed to go... so you'd just be prolonging it! If it's after... all I'd be 'thinking' about is wanting to clean up and get out! Crazy fools! It's during. Before you're obviously preparing yourself, dropping trou and placing arse on seat. Afterwards it's the cleanup operation. For us that like to relax and unwind as we dump our waste we don't force it out. Which I suspect is what you do. Personally if the occasion calls I may take in a magazine/play Tetris on my phone, sit down, relax - and let gravity do the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 I squat 'n surf. Its the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 I seriously have never understood this subject! For me it's basically get in, do your business, get out... I genuinely don't understand why people would want to spend more time sat on the toilet than they need to. If you want to read for a bit, well then do that afterwards! Same. I really don't get it either. I couldn't do anything like that and I wouldn't want to when I could easily do those things afterwards on a nice, comfortable chair. I really can't understand why you'd want to do stuff while you're on the shitter, just do your business and do it after! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Odwin Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 In the days of C-E there was a pooping thread. Two groups were found; scrunchers and folders. I am a folder. I think there may have even been a sub-group of non-sitting hoverers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Scrunching is for when you're younger and unsure of how to do it properly, surely? Folding is economical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro_Link Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 (edited) Yeah Folding is the only way. We also had a thread a while back which devided us into sitters and standers! ...This topic comes up too often! Edited August 22, 2010 by Retro_Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Yeah Folding is the only way.We also had a thread a while back which devided us into sitters and standers! ...This topic comes up too often! Wait, people don't fold? WTF! That's not right at all....just...no! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinist Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 I don't fold, i scrunch it up. I mean whats the point in folding it? its going through my ass, not on a dinner table! It all looks the same when its in the sewer anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supergrunch Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 I remember that thread. How/why would you fold it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murr Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Well at work I only make sure i go during actual working hours, not during any scheduled break time.. i mean hey.. may as-well go on their time to pass some of the day. When i am at work i sit there playing scamble or battle ships on my iPhone. When i'm at home i take a magazine or a newspaper, i let my girlfriend know i'm gunna be having a think, and tell her i'll see her in 20 or so minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 I think there may have even been a sub-group of non-sitting hoverers. That's me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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