LegoMan1031 Posted August 5, 2013 Posted August 5, 2013 Back in the ernland and lvoing it on a night out mike1998898888k ansd kiving it and now he us philiposzing abiut docot who. You spent ages writing this message and that was the best you could do? lol.
Blade Posted August 11, 2013 Posted August 11, 2013 Went out in Manchester last night. Got absolutely steaming!!! Im now laying in bed in a Travelodge and the room is still spinning! Im fucked!!
flameboy Posted August 12, 2013 Author Posted August 12, 2013 You spent ages writing this message and that was the best you could do? lol. Back in Canada now and only just saw this quote. I had no idea I even wrote this! Where were we when I wrote this?!
LegoMan1031 Posted August 13, 2013 Posted August 13, 2013 Back in Canada now and only just saw this quote. I had no idea I even wrote this! Where were we when I wrote this?! When we were back at ur dads but before we went out to mcdonolds... lol. About the time when you were spending ages looking for takeaways that were still open!
bluey Posted August 15, 2013 Posted August 15, 2013 i'mma just go ahead and say it - i'm not drunk. BUT i am really really really tired and you know when you get really tired and you start FEELING drunk? thats me right now. i've started getting randomlay sxcitable about stuff and unable to type preoperly (im just gunna go ahead and now fix and any of these mistakes..) and being all LOVE EVERYONE to my fb friends unfortunare enough to be on chat right now (wft happened to MSN chat? why did i weite those in caps? what's that burning smell from outside? does air actually smell and we're all just used to it?) so yeah. you dont have to be igh or smasked.. just sleep deprived a little bit, andhave watched too many iJustine im just staring at my keyboard now.......................................................................... :GRIIIIIN!: P to the ESS - whare is my HUSBAND?! wheredego?
bob Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Wedding at the Intercontinental in London, open bar. Yay! Is good. Photos to follow, verdict on my tie needed @Jon
Josh64 Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Just played spin the bottle with @f00had and now Jodie would like a few words... Chin bumpin fun yo. ______________ Jodie just tried to play my vita but held it the wrong way, how silly. We also kick ass on BINGO on Donkey Konga 3. Also, I dont think I say it enough, but Ashley Jones is the best guy, especially in his hit video, Always on my mind by the pet shop boys (aaron DProdigy and Ashley2Jones) We just listened to dreams of an absolution by SILVER on sonic 2006 And remembered this shop in Barmouth that sold Pokemon cards and pikachu necklaces (I got the necklace when I was 9 obviously) Anyway, I gotta take banjo for his evening poo now. Bye guys
drahkon Posted August 29, 2013 Posted August 29, 2013 Lolololololololllololollll That smiley is sumck. I drank to much, one of my white shoes ispink, dontä ask. I'm playing Spelunky on my Vita. The fzucking future, playing video games on a ahendled. Man, its awesome. No idea what im dong, dying lef and right. FUCK TiHS GAME: In a week aI will be drunk aagain. Probaly efen more. You all suk, i lve you the walls ar sihiftin. and the music stars. this ame is ass.
flameboy Posted August 31, 2013 Author Posted August 31, 2013 I'm so drunkand probalyt breaking the record for the most northern poster ever up north in a cottage in Canadia the land of hey and aye and yeh and bullshit like alcholcol legistation fuckers. hate them yo but lo ve one and that's why im here wap wap wap.
Blade Posted August 31, 2013 Posted August 31, 2013 Fickjng smashed!!! Reut good nbn!!! @kav82 fuckin legend chuff me! Xxxx
Dog-amoto Posted September 15, 2013 Posted September 15, 2013 I'm so drunkand probalyt breaking the record for the most northern poster ever up north in a cottage in Canadia the land of hey and aye and yeh and bullshit like alcholcol legistation fuckers. hate them yo but lo ve one and that's why im here wap wap wap.
martinist Posted October 5, 2013 Posted October 5, 2013 I'm a menace, to society baby the police want to relocate me they run up with gun up, but they can't faze me they wanted to come up, but they ain't crazy got I ride one in the chain with gun on top Six train Chevrolet rolln' without no top got them hydraulics is dumpin and make it drop California to Virginia, Timmy makin it hot takin long rides in a G4 plane X-Man to the stage got em goin insane Yeah nigga got the world sayin my name I'm bout to make a little change, I'm a keep it the same X to the Z baby, run up on ya, hittin corners Phantom platinum grill X be the life of the party, don't be scared girl, reach out and touch somebody [Chorus] Can you feel the speakers jumpin other cats surroundin' but they won't say nothin Muggin in the club like they wanna do somethin feelin kinda rowdy, huh? Hey Now, Hey Now All the girls mean muggin cuz they musta seen what a girl pulled up in In the club like they wanna do somthin feelin kinda rowdy, huh? Hey Now, Hey Now Hey girl, look where I live 40 acres and a Maybach Benz you wanted to party, but I got biz this ain't entertainin, I'm feedin my kids On a 4-oh-5 in the car pool lane Got to hit some corners, I'm ridin the cane Wanna ride out to a island, and tan your frame and just waste away a couple of days, Holla back at me! Look where I rap, make the crowd get loud like the sound of a gat LA on my baseball hat, where they wanna ride up on you in that black on black Move, betta, bounce like a mother when brother got mass weapons of war with each other X getting big, not ready to die yet, my militant mindset got you runnin for cover [Chorus] [Hook] I'm the life of the party, I got a moon roof, we poppin up out of Look at the whole world they talkin about us I got a mean hook, to rattle ya body I wanna talk a little, pick ya brain wanna see you in somethin little, walk around the plane I got a lot to gain, getting my record off the ground like David Blaine So now, what you know bout me?, I'm a self-made man from poverty Now I own a lot of property I pimp rides, lifestyles, and companies Now let me spit you the facts I used to hustle the corner, but I ain't bringin you that I'm like swingin a bat, run at yo kneecaps for comin out ya face like that baby girl touchin my chain, now let me tell you who I ain't Bitch you can't run no games, (A gangsta baby, ain't nothing changed) [Chorus] Guress whast I am?
S.C.G Posted October 6, 2013 Posted October 6, 2013 While I didn;t frakk anyone's ma - I'll leave that to @martinist - I did get pissed out of my treee while playing Zelda and Pokemon tonight. Fun times. :p
Zoot Posted October 11, 2013 Posted October 11, 2013 Everythinh is more fun when you're drunk. Fact. Almost should do it mire often but that would be expensive.
martinist Posted November 16, 2013 Posted November 16, 2013 I'm drhunk si what you wanna fifght about it? really shoyuld stop drunking wine it kinda screws with me. Stick to beer, so last week i got so drubnk that i vomited twice, not this week though! wooq... can;'t feel my hands, can't feel my tongue, can;t dfeel my feet, I dunno whay dso just deak wuth it i guess also i just bought a £1000 tvv so screw yer ma! i'm tired so i'll sleep ror somthing i guess like yer ma said last night.
martinist Posted March 9, 2014 Posted March 9, 2014 (edited) WhaT? am; I the only one that drikson this fucking board? fuck you! fuck all of yuou!v I demand you all pay me £100 cause this ids is a doubel vpost! fuck stake drink someing you pussies! met some guy from the republik of ireland he was alrigh heds going back on monday thoghg so fuck all you guys for fuck sake fdruink soemthing|! go fuck yourselfs you non alcohalic btiches whats the fuck is d wrong with you guys? you don';t drink or snothing? you don't post iun this e thtreathd? fuck you guys Edited March 9, 2014 by martinist
gaggle64 Posted March 9, 2014 Posted March 9, 2014 met some guy from the republik of ireland he was alrigh heds going back on monday thoghg Just as long as somebody uses a condom.
martinist Posted November 16, 2014 Posted November 16, 2014 my bartender qA WAS GAGGLE64'S COUSIN....FCIUCK YOU druinking inuntill 3am awwww yearty fuck you guys all you canget ducked bitch
Ellmeister Posted November 16, 2014 Posted November 16, 2014 How did you manage to find this thread and then type so badly. I am suspicious.
martinist Posted November 16, 2014 Posted November 16, 2014 ....what the fuck? I don't remember typing that up >_>
Magnus Posted November 16, 2014 Posted November 16, 2014 Do you remember anything of last night, though?
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