Fact x Importance = News

[Dan_Dare]

That's shit. Hall is awesome. Sounds like they're beating it but damn

 

This is Really Weird

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

That's like something straight out of a movie!

[ipaul]

Oh my god that is so strange! It really is like something straight out of a movie.

[jayseven]

A predictable movie :P I saw the link on facebook and guessed the ending... but yeah, utterly insane!

 

Ash's news; i went from gutted to elated in one sentence. There's too much killing to be done tbh.

[Fierce_LiNk]

Pretty much describes me. HUZZAH!

 

:'( Me too, sucker.

 

But, it's ok. Sooner or later, I will fool an employer into employing me. Then we'll see who has the last laugh. Hahaha...hahahah...aaaahahahahaha.

 

Them. As they fire me.

 

Poor M.C.Hall. Great that they've caught it early though. Cmonnn Dexterrrr.

[Gizmo]

Lol......................

[nightwolf]

Haha, I shouldnt laugh, but my thats funny as hell.

 

Bet that took some knocking to their confidence.

[Dan_Dare]

ahaahahaahahahaha that's gold.

[Raining_again]

That's not funny at all

 

...

 

There are actually a lot of normal sized people at WWs contrary to ignorant belief

[Daft]

It is pretty funny. I hope it happened like this.

 

[Gizmo]

That's not funny at all

 

...

 

There are actually a lot of normal sized people at WWs contrary to ignorant belief

 

Apparently not at this one.

[nightwolf]

That's not funny at all

 

...

 

There are actually a lot of normal sized people at WWs contrary to ignorant belief

 

Meh, I have a sick sense of humour

[Iun]

That's not funny at all

 

...

 

There are actually a lot of normal sized people at WWs contrary to ignorant belief

 

 

But that number just happens to be outweighed by the mahoosive fatties?

 

Naw, but my stepmother goes to Weightwatchers.

 

When I was in England I kept making beeping noises every time she moved backwards!

 

Naw, but she does need a little help with her weight.

 

But she doesn't need any help eating her dinner!

 

Naw, but obesity is a terrible thing to have to live with.

 

Especially if you have to wake up every day next to a sea-cow!

 

Naw, but people really can be sensitive about their weight.

 

Just like whales are sensitive through all them layers of blubber!

 

Naw, but if you are doing something about the problem then that's a good step.

 

Especially when every step you take rocks the house!

[Raining_again]

But that number just happens to be outweighed by the mahoosive fatties?

 

I go to weightwatchers so I can say that the majority are normal sized, or not far off it (I'm talking having a stone to lose) Weightwatchers isn't just a "lose weight and your cured" system, people that are skinny still stay at weightwatchers..

 

Not everyone is blessed with eat what you want syndrome. People at weightwatchers are at least making the effort to try and lose weight.. Some of them are actually healthier than natural skinnies, because they aren't putting whatever the fuck they want in their mouth.

 

If it was an AA meet, or gamblers anonymous, no-one would have batted an eyelid. (guess what, there are fat people at those too )

[Gizmo]

I go to weightwatchers so I can say that the majority are normal sized, or not far off it (I'm talking having a stone to lose) Weightwatchers isn't just a "lose weight and your cured" system, people that are skinny still stay at weightwatchers..

 

Not everyone is blessed with eat what you want syndrome. People at weightwatchers are at least making the effort to try and lose weight.. Some of them are actually healthier than natural skinnies, because they aren't putting whatever the fuck they want in their mouth.

 

If it was an AA meet, or gamblers anonymous, no-one would have batted an eyelid. (guess what, there are fat people at those too )

 

If it was an AA meet and it started to rain vodka, then it would have been funny, because the joke is the irony.

[Daft]

If it was an AA meet and it started to rain vodka, then it would have been funny, because the joke is the irony.

 

No, if a truck of vodka crashed into the AA meeting room, that'd be funnier (and more realistic:heh: ).

[Gizmo]

No, if a truck of vodka crashed into the AA meeting room, that'd be funnier (and more realistic:heh: ).

 

Mooooooooooo

[Chris the great]

That's not funny at all

 

...

 

There are actually a lot of normal sized people at WWs contrary to ignorant belief

 

shes right, we shouldent laugh, fat people have feelings too.

 

hungry is a feeling.

 

 

i am of course jokeing, i realise that weight issues can cripple people confidence and arnt always caused by greed and overeating. still, your mind does make the connection weight watchers equals heavy people and heavy weights break the floor. the fact that there was probeably too many people in the room and a structural weakness take a back seat

 

[Ashley]

Grandmother has surgery to look like Jessica Rabbit

 

....ish.

 

 

To each their own but its eerily similar to a Nip/Tuck plot.

Edited January 16, 2010 by Ashley

[Roostophe]

^

Fail of the Day

Fail of the Week

Fail of the Month

Fail of the Year

Fail of the Decade

Fail of the Century

Fail of the Millennium

[Sheikah]

But that number just happens to be outweighed by the mahoosive fatties?

 

Naw, but my stepmother goes to Weightwatchers.

 

When I was in England I kept making beeping noises every time she moved backwards!

 

Naw, but she does need a little help with her weight.

 

But she doesn't need any help eating her dinner!

 

Naw, but obesity is a terrible thing to have to live with.

 

Especially if you have to wake up every day next to a sea-cow!

 

Naw, but people really can be sensitive about their weight.

 

Just like whales are sensitive through all them layers of blubber!

 

Naw, but if you are doing something about the problem then that's a good step.

 

Especially when every step you take rocks the house!

 

Tell me this is a tribute to Magic Johnson. If it is, you have my full approval!

 

shes right, we shouldent laugh, fat people have feelings too.

 

hungry is a feeling.

 

That's mean...but bleeding hilarious, lol.

[Paj!]

I don't understand why she had a chin implant but didn't get rid of those..hanging, jowely bits from the side of her face. Surely that'd be an easy procedure?

 

^

Fail of the Day

Fail of the Week

Fail of the Month

Fail of the Year

Fail of the Decade

Fail of the Century

Fail of the Millennium

 

Surely...

[Ashley]

Let the woman do what she wants in her life. I'm sure you've considered surgery to look like Totoro :p

 

I just thought it was an interesting...thing. Words fail me, literally.

[Roostophe]

Paj, did you have to post that...that thing? I've just eaten!

 

I'm sure you've considered surgery to look like Totoro :p

 

Many of my dreams are better off never coming true.

 

 

TO-TO-ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOstophe

[Iun]

Tell me this is a tribute to Magic Johnson. If it is, you have my full approval!

 

Naturally, old boy!