Pantsu Man! Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Although I am relatively new here that is some bad news Jordan. I am sorry for your suffering. Kyou, I probably aced a test and improved significantly in an aspect of another test. Only one more test left now. It shall be fun. Now I shall eat an apple and procrastinate. Who shall join me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Well... My flat feels a hell of a lot emptier without Letty's stuff everywhere. On the plus side, I have an entire set of shelves for my games now. Which is quite bad ass. I'm still crying a lot, but this is helping to move on. I'm not the sort of person who can sit around doing nothing, so this helped. Although now my hallway is cluttered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arab_freak Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I've got a philosophical thinking midterm tomorrow morning and I am in loooooooooooooveeeeeeeeeeeeeee with Sparknotes.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolness Bears Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Follows jayseven for some dark lovin'. *I mean the light... not... because he's black... Wait, he's not black! Is he? I've always thought he was! Now I shall eat an apple and procrastinate. Who shall join me? I'll join you in some Shredded Wheat. (my new thing) It is damn tasty! : peace: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I've got a philosophical thinking midterm tomorrow morning and I am in loooooooooooooveeeeeeeeeeeeeee with Sparknotes.com Gah! Really, using Sprarknotes for a Philosophical Thinking exam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 On Anal Seepage In the scientific world, this phenomenon is known as the aeortus impitaei condition; literally translated as time cannot obstruct. The most common diagnosis tends to include a lack of muscular retention, and spotting or 'streaking' of the attached garments. Causes can range from an injury caused by anal obtrusion; or obstruction thus causing the swelling of the tissues rendering the nerves of the twin sphinsters unable to fully contract efficiently, as well as other endo-digestive conditions affecting the correct digestion of foodstuffs. Other factors that may alter the three-stage digestion process may involve or include the acidity of food consumed, the hydration obtained (where possible corrolation between energy diversion to the liver or kidneys due to added stress on these regions, typically after the consumption of alcoholic beverages) and the general health and well-being of the individual. Upon diagnosis, a further stool sample may be submitted, but is generally done at the discretion of the doctor, which is determined by associated fetishes, childhood traumas and oral fixations, and thus are not typically necessary. Side effects include, but are not limited to, social embarassment, temporary vandalism (defined under artile 6a of the anti-social behaviour act of 1979 as 'an act of detrimental environmental change that resolves itself naturally or via natural intervention [ice, wind, rain, etc]) and a distasteful odour may emit from the individual. Often confused as a side effect is vomiting, where actually the appearance of both at once determines the illness to be one of the double-cannon family. Side-effects can be avoided by contraining oneself to a bathroom, preferrably within ones own abode as to avoid aural embarassment to anyone outside of stall/restroom. Hand washing facilities ought to be sought out if the external limbs at any point come into contact with any discharge, before one rubs an eye is preferrable. Treatments come in an array of options; the traditional western approach is an analectomy, where the affected area is removed and further bowel movements are at first pent up and then released via weekly visits to local Anal Tap clinics. Another, more traditional solution is the anal plug, although close connotations with the transexual community has deemed this approach as archaic. Contemporary eastern practices use ground-up elephant knees, to be inserted anally in pill form or orally in liquid, based upon the supposition that they are the "Biggest shitters" [sic] in the known animal kingdom. Ancient techniques were similar to the anal plug, where an elephant's tusk was inserted until it would no longer be physically possible to remove, however the chinese government has since banned the practice of this due to the 'backstreet' operations increasing prominence; the surgeon would forgo the removal of the tusk from the elephant before anal insertion, thus causing the patient unbearable attention from co-workers and close friends and family. In modern britain, there are reportedly over 200,000 cases of this reported every year, though, like rape, it is thought the true number of incidents is far higher. Specialists such as Dr E. E. Vilmurray, a leading analyst/therapist (Analrapist, for short) has been gathering primary and secondary data for several years. "It is clear that this is an increasing concern, and one that we must combat before it evolves into some serious problems. There was a time when one could roam the streets and identify animal feces and human feces apart, for animal feces were white due to a lack of woodchip in their diet [a matter corrected a decade ago by a Dr. Oetker], but these days the stool samples on every street corner, on doorsteps and under our shoes are not identifiable without a firm taste-test. We have collected visual evidence of stumbling individuals, typically between 4'10 and 6'5, skin black-white, scratching and groaning at all hours of the night in areas located near fine fast food establishments - we have caught them literally with their pants down. "I have set up some Shabba ambulances - Shabbalances, if you will - that are stocked 24/7 with buttplugs of the finest variety, and our mission is to seek out these individuals and stuff their anal cavities before it is too late." The possible dangers for the continual increase in cases include a wide-spread epidemic of pottymouth, which inhibits humans with vile and uncontrollable rage, as well as nappyrash. There are lobbyists, however, who understand the economical gain this condition has to offer. One press release from a large industry leader specifically mentions; "... the potential mass-marketing of adult diapers is a viable and economy-boosting outcome that promises hundreds of thousands of new jobs across the country. Our five year plan reveals the potential for Poop stations at every corner, where the disposed diapers are sent to recycling plants that treat and then disperse the material to farmlands across the country. The reduced cost to agricultural manure depositories will satiate the vegan protests that are currently gripping the capitals of europe, as well as decrease the cost of living and increase potential water as we reduce the number of flushes needer per capita per day!" The government is currently looking over the proposed plans to instigate what has been described as 'occulations'; injections for adults to encourage anal seepage. Reportedly this scheme may begin as a volunteer operation, but enlistment is possible down the line if the economy continues to go down the bend. So is anal seepage a blessing or a curse? Worldwide it causes the deaths of over 12,000,000 people a year through suffocation, and intoxication alone, yet have scientists really tapped this area to its full potential? Should we attempt to wipe away the social taboos surrounding anal seepage, or should we seek to plug the gap between the fecal and the people, once and for all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 *awkwardly get into the inner circle of the forum* sorry to hear about the break up jordan and letty. i hope things seem a bit brighter tommorow jordan, wait til your thinking straight then sort your game plan. in chris news, i played footy, though was annoyed at my mate waiting til the time he aranged to pick me up to try and get me to sort anouther lift out. had to wait for him a little down the road to save time. picture the jacket leo wears in resi 4. that, with shorts. thats what i was wearing. i looked like a millasian rent boy. in footy, i actualy had a chance to score but hit it too high, i played good for me, lots of running, a couple of tackles but very little skill. to be honest im horribly bad at football, but its a good way to stay fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellyn Posted March 17, 2009 Author Share Posted March 17, 2009 24 and CSI both managed to upset me this week. Don't leave me Grissom. Just read something brilliant on Facebook too. From the status update of a friend: Samuel Hall wat do i do . . . round 12 and im still fighting . . . but it feels like a losing battle and im waiting for the knockout punch! what can i do to keep her Jason O'Malley at 22:25 on 17 March do a barrel roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 that's...brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 the surgeon would forgo the removal of the tusk from the elephant before anal insertion, thus causing the patient unbearable attention from co-workers and close friends and family lmao jayseven. The above is genius. Coolness, your legs are...luscious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supergrunch Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Jordan (and presumably Letty), that really sucks. I suppose you just have to try and look at the world positively, hard as that can sometimes be. I did very little today, apart from going to a lecture by Ben Goldacre. It's really boring here now everyone's gone home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I'm liking it Jay, but I'm smelling a bit of plagurism. Plus big quotes don't count towards your word limit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolness Bears Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Jayseven possibly the greatest thing I've ever read! Coolness, your legs are...luscious. Thanks, I just epilated! :p I thought I'd wear a miniskirt to show them off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Plagiarism? How dare you! Every word of that is my own procrastination. True, the big quotes don't count, but I think even if I go beyond the 10% allowed my quality forgives the quantity. I've only written 450 words for my actual essay, despite 'working' on it for about 6 hours more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomJcg Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Meh, i did four hours on my essay 0 words, made some fucking awesome notes...and played world of goo...and made a watchmen soundtrack... ANYWAYS I went on a date thingy today!! not really been on one before, was good, we had fun, it's like we are more than friends but less than a relationship...and i really don't know what i want atm, its weiiiiiiiiiird =/ but fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 (edited) Sorry to hear about that Jordan. Although I am relatively new here that is some bad news Jordan. I am sorry for your suffering. Kyou, I probably aced a test and improved significantly in an aspect of another test. Only one more test left now. It shall be fun. Now I shall eat an apple and procrastinate. Who shall join me? Your'e not Stekov then? It must be amazing that you have the same birthday and go to same uni/collage with Wesley as Stekov. Edited March 17, 2009 by Dante Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 (edited) Hi, I'm Wesley. Pantsu Man is in Stef's flat and I managed to get him to post here. Stef's hardly on here anymore though, which is a shame. I kind of blame you, Dante, he mentioned you kept PM'ing him love letters. To be honest though, I like the Pantsu Man better. Edited March 18, 2009 by Wesley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Hi, I'm Wesley. Pantsu Man is in Stef's flat and I managed to get him to post. Stef hardly on here anymore though, which is shame. I kind of blame you, Dante, he mentioned you kept PM'ing him love letters. To be honest, I like the Pantsu Man better. Okay Wesley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Erm... okay... Dant... e? So my day was pretty good, apart from waking up this morning and finding out that my PC didn't manage finish a rendering task. It was merely 7 hours into a 20 hour slot. I was confused... and then saw it... a Skylight... a horrible, CPU consuming bitch of a light. Oh how I hate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Plagiarism? How dare you! Every word of that is my own procrastination. True, the big quotes don't count, but I think even if I go beyond the 10% allowed my quality forgives the quantity. I've only written 450 words for my actual essay, despite 'working' on it for about 6 hours more... I think you should see if you can change your other essay to this anal seepage angle, you seem to have a firm grasp of the wet shit. Failing that, your dissertation. I have fullest confidence you can whack out 10k words for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Erm... okay... Dant... e? Yeah.. So my day has been good, I cant stop playing RE5 and trying to find ways to earn the most money on the chapters to upgade my weapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 EEVIL, my man, I just have a way with words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheikah Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Yeah.. So my day has been good, I cant stop playing RE5 and trying to find ways to earn the most money on the chapters to upgade my weapons. Easiest way is via rotten eggs. It's such a grind earning cash that it just seems logical to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pantsu Man! Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Your'e not Stekov then?It must be amazing that you have the same birthday and go to same uni/collage with Wesley as Stekov. I dunno who Stekov is but I know that Kov, my flatmate, used to post on this place under the name Stefkov. Hell, I was just playing Gears of War 2 with him just before. I asked him a while ago why he did not post on here anymore after telling me about this place, he laughed manically and carried on slaughtering small children/locust. I've not asked anything about it since. I shall ask him tomorrow if he remembers this Dante fellow. I'm pretty sure he showed me a funny picture once, something about weak RAM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Was my friend's birthday today. The whole day was amazing. We sat on the steps of university in the sun for about 5 hours. Then walked to the British Library. Hyper from the amount of sugar we had we stood on the pavement busking as mimes for a couple minutes. Was so much fun and very weird. Then walked back to uni and sat on the stairs for another couple hours. Then had so much fun at the dinner at her flat. I love my university. I really wish I lived near Old Street sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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