Sexuality Thread

[Ashley]

Here's a deal: You go as Leia, I'll come as Luke, and we can sip cocktails and moan about how we never get to see Dad/Vader enough at Christmas, and how Mum never being there really messed us up. It could be like a non-canon insight into the social issues presented in Star Wars.

 

Oh I really want to go on the meet, damn me being broke and lazy.

 

And then you'd kiss?

 

[Falcon_BlizZACK]

Nicely progresses this thread on to the subject of incest... Come on, reveal your family secreeets... motherfuckers.=}

Edited November 24, 2009 by King_V

[Josh64]

Never had much body hair, and i'm gonna say nay on it too.

 

 

I got this fella that keeps making annoying sex references all the time. Like if I say I'm going to go take a shower, he says "I wish I was there", or if i say i did 50 push ups he'd be like " I wish I was under you," About anything really, and he's made it very vocal that he likes me and I have made it quite clear that I don't like him, but he keeps doing it. It's really annoying.

 

That really is quite funny :P

The same sort of thing happened to me with this guy, he really liked me and also kept saying over the top and out of order things. That wasn't because I was hot though, more because he was weird and desperate. Anyway, I found that telling him straight didn't work, so I full on ignored him and he got the message. It's pretty harsh really and I felt quite bad but sometimes its for the best.

[Diageo]

Some really funny responses, I guess I'll try the ignoring approach.

[Razz]

And then you'd kiss?

 

 

Alas no, unless she were Han Solo. The fact that this rhymes pleases me.

 

EDIT:

 

I saw this and guess it's quite relevant for this thread. Also it's funny.

 

Edited November 24, 2009 by Razz

[Molly]

Here's a deal: You go as Leia, I'll come as Luke, and we can sip cocktails and moan about how we never get to see Dad/Vader enough at Christmas, and how Mum never being there really messed us up. It could be like a non-canon insight into the social issues presented in Star Wars.

 

Oh I really want to go on the meet, damn me being broke and lazy.

That sounds delightful. Don't worry though, I won't be going to this meet either. Next Summer, it's a non-date. :p

[SPAMBOT4000]

That sounds delightful. Don't worry though, I won't be going to this meet either. Next Summer, it's a non-date. :p

 

Can I come as Jabba?

 

 

[ReZourceman]

Can I come as Jabba?

 

 

 

You want to impersonate Jabba the Hutt ejaculating...or am I myzunderstanding this?

[Eenuh]

 

You want to impersonate Jabba the Hutt ejaculating...or am I myzunderstanding this?

 

Honestly if there was a dislike button on N-E, I would use it on sooooo many of your posts. =P

[SPAMBOT4000]

 

You want to impersonate Jabba the Hutt ejaculating...or am I myzunderstanding this?

 

Haha, not exactly but definitely on the right wavelength. :p

[Molly]

Honestly if there was a dislike button on N-E, I would use it on sooooo many of your posts. =P

We should campaign for a ''No Thanks ReZ'' button.

[Eenuh]

We should campaign for a ''No Thanks ReZ'' button.

 

That would be very, very useful. Should we start a Facebook group? =P

[ReZourceman]

Facebook group? You can't use my own tools against me.

 

It would be too popular and damaging to my precious ego.

[The fish]

It would be too popular and damaging to my precious ego.

 

Damaging? That's damaging in the same way kicking over a fence in Hiroshima in mid-August 1945 is damaging - it's so damaged it won't make a difference...

[Molly]

Don't worry ReZ, you know I hardly ever go on FB these days :P

[Paj!]

Don't want your bullshitte.

 

Just want your secksooallity.

 

- Kate Bush

[Goafer]

ReZ is my sexuality. ReZterosexual.

 

And the idea of a "No Thanks ReZ" is ReZterophobic. I object.

[nightwolf]

ReZ is my sexuality. ReZterosexual.

 

And the idea of a "No Thanks ReZ" is ReZterophobic. I object.

 

That better not catch on. :p

[Slaggis]

The Adam Lambert kissing thing has caused a big controversy over in America (God knows why). CBS have made their position pretty damn clear. It's perfectly acceptable for women to share a kiss on tv, but two men? Ew.

 

They aired a clip showing the "controversial" (Eurgh. I'm so bored of it still being considered taboo. Get over it already people) kiss between Lambert and his keyboard player during a performance and made sure it was completely blurred out. Yet seconds later they showed a totally unedited clip of Madonna kissing both Aguilera and Britney.

 

I'm yet to understand this double standard. Anyone care to explain?

Edited November 25, 2009 by Slaggis

[Ashley]

Lesbians are hot to middle America.

[Paj!]

Whoa. They blurred it out?

 

That's fucking...discrimination. No two ways about it. The bush was beaten.

 

I hope someone sues or something.

[Ellmeister]

And the rest of the world!

[MoogleViper]

Whoa. They blurred it out?

 

That's fucking...discrimination. No two ways about it. The bush was beaten.

 

I hope someone sues or something.

 

Yeah but they didn't blur that out.

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

I can't even be bothered getting worked up about these narrowminded bigots anymore. We can only hope that such morons are eventually outnumbered enough by members of Homo sapiens to lose any sort of influence they might have had.

[Coolness Bears]

I did a psychological experiment the other day and they asked for my sexuality and one of the options was:

 

I am predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual

 

What does that mean?

 

Does it mean I'll hug a man on the sofa while watching Deseperate housewives* but draw the line at having a penis put up my bum? :p

 

 

*I realise this is a highly stereotypical view.

 

There were many more options that I didn't even realise existed. I went with straight and got the hell out of there I was already being turned on by moving dots!