Molly Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 hum, well being totaly ace, id probebly do her while kicking ass at the game. lol. Lol! I don't think that's possible, even from ''the great''!
Dan_Dare Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 But in Molly's question it was sex or the game, not a blowjob or game, nor vibrator or game. :awesome: I'm just trying to be realistic, ya know? There's all kinds of balance issues, hand eye coordination...It's a complicated thing. I reckon I'm a man of fair compromise
Chris the great Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 Lol! I don't think that's possible, even from ''the great''! honey, how'd you think i got my name?
Molly Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 honey, how'd you think i got my name? Hehe, I have always wondered, now I know! :p
nightwolf Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 I'm just trying to be realistic, ya know? There's all kinds of balance issues, hand eye coordination...It's a complicated thing. I reckon I'm a man of fair compromise Haha, you can't fool me for a second, you'd totally ditch the game.
gaggle64 Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 Little scenario for you to ponder... You're sat playing the best computer game ever, absolutely loving it; in the middle of a really important bit. Then your partner comes over with some cheeky seduction methods. Would you choose the game or sex? There is no pause button. Gotta see to the ol' lady first - priorities goddamit, priorities. Also, from the previous article - Now, let me confess that this is not the first time that I've used a game component to, er, stimulate myself physically. Ever since they invented the whole rumble pack/vibrating technology in controllers, it's been on my mind, and sometimes in my practice (fellow game girls, you know what I'm talking about). The thing is, though, it's often frustrating since the vibrations are not nice and steady, but sporadic. Also I found it's tough to actually play the game and use the controller in nasty ways at the same time. I did discover that Halo was a pretty good game for this (although for not much else), because as the gunner in the Warthog, you have unlimited ammo and you can just park yourself somewhere and rat-tat-tat to your heart's content. ... Ew? As much as that last sentence is the best thing I have ever read, I'm not sure exactly how surprised I should be of this paragraph. Any resident girl gamers wanna shed some light on this one way or the other?
Oxigen_Waste Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 Seeing as the game will always play the same and every human moment is different, definitely the sex. Duh.
Dyson Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 Dunno. See, I was all poised to say sex, but then I thought of an actual scenario. Rock Band 2, Endless Setlist. You've got 975 out of 1000G and you want to complete the game fully by getting every last achievement. One of the achievements in the game requires you to play the Endless Setlist without failing or pausing, else you don't get the 25G achievement for it. The Endless Setlist is about 7 hours of game playing, and without pausing or failing, that's all in one go. WHAT DO YOU DOOOO T_T
jayseven Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 The way I see it, if the girl can't stop you playing a game, then her 'seduction' methods can't be all that good.
ReZourceman Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 There is no pause button. Is there a spoon? IMO it is massively dependant upon the sitch, but usually the sex will win the bhiskwit.
Molly Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 I didn't answer my own question; it would be the default option of sex for me, but then I doubt that situation would ever arise to be fair! ... Ew? As much as that last sentence is the best thing I have ever read, I'm not sure exactly how surprised I should be of this paragraph. Any resident girl gamers wanna shed some light on this one way or the other? Haha, I don't consider myself a gamer, so I'll leave that question to someone else!
nightwolf Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 I can't say it's entered my head to use a controller as a vibrator (I'm speaking 100% truthfully hear), but I can understand what Molly means, there isn't much vibrating in any games for it to be class as such! Just get yourself to ann summers already Molly, muchos better.
Jav_NE Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 Couldnt she just attach something to the controller sticking down instead. Then you can play as normal and get the, erm, good vibrations without awkwardly trying to position while playing. Very bizarre. I can see why some people would like it though. Getting off on killing people in a game or something, i dunno. There are weirder fetishes out there. As for the sex or games question, the lady always comes first. Choosing the game would only buy you a night in the dog house anyway so its not worth it.
ReZourceman Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 I can't say it's entered my head to use a controller as a vibrator (I'm speaking 100% truthfully hear), but I can understand what Molly means, there isn't much vibrating in any games for it to be class as such! Just get yourself to ann summers already Molly, muchos better. Lol.....I don't know what to say. Think you've misunderstood a bit.
Dan_Dare Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 did you read the article I posted Rez? to answer Nightwolf's problem! the game Rez (not oyu man, this could get weird otherwise) features constant, rythmic vibration so it actually, like, works an stuff. Yep.
Molly Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 I can't say it's entered my head to use a controller as a vibrator (I'm speaking 100% truthfully hear), but I can understand what Molly means, there isn't much vibrating in any games for it to be class as such! What I meant was that I don't 'game' (apart from wii sometimes) so I wouldn't know about the various vibrations! Anyway, moving on lol.
nightwolf Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 What I meant was that I don't 'game' (apart from wii sometimes) so I wouldn't know about the various vibrations! Anyway, moving on lol. Haha oh dear. I still cannot imagine somebody getting off from a game, but never mind.
ReZourceman Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 (not you man, this could get weird otherwise) I'd be insulted if it didn't get weird. *Gets freak on*
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 I would obviously choose sex. As a gamer, sex is not something that happens everyday (read = never). Though I can imagine the Guitar Hero dilemma.
Ellmeister Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 This should be the new daddy or chips question. Clearly sex. Gaming is fun, but sex is..well sex!
Paj! Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 I'm gasming to Sonic Youth/Kim Gordon. I felt this was appropriate.
The fish Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 I can't say it's entered my head to use a controller as a vibrator (I'm speaking 100% truthfully hear), but I can understand what Molly means, there isn't much vibrating in any games for it to be class as such! PGR3/4 on the 360, face a wall/hold the handbrake, and squeeze the shit out of the gas...
Raining_again Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 PGR3/4 on the 360, face a wall/hold the handbrake, and squeeze the shit out of the gas... says a man with experience
Letty Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 One of the Top community games on XBLA at the moment is called 'Rumble Massage' You can choose a setting for vibration, from lowest to highest, and it just makes the controller vibrate until you turn it off! Its obviously not aimed for actual massages..
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