Dan_Dare Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 I was going to suggest an online store, but I suppose it'd be difficult to explain the parcel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 I was going to suggest an online store, but I suppose it'd be difficult to explain the parcel... It's for an art project? I'd buy one of those t-shirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letty Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 I was going to suggest an online store, but I suppose it'd be difficult to explain the parcel... That kind of thing is usually sent with an extremely plain exterior - to protect the buyer or whatever. It even says on the websites sometimes :s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soag Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 My fiancee used to work in a sex shop so we have tried every sex toy on the market. The rabbit is an expensive piece of shit. If you want something good get something like a clit massager those are the ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 That kind of thing is usually sent with an extremely plain exterior - to protect the buyer or whatever. It even says on the websites sometimes :s They generally do afaik. or you can always email the company and check. My mother (yes you heard it right) ordered that kind of stuff online, and it came in a normal package. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 *reads the last few pages* ... <.< ... >.> ... >.<' *goes out to take a long, cold shower* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 *reads the last few pages* ... <.< ... >.> ... >.<' *goes out to take a long, cold shower* Pics or didn't happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Pics or didn't happen. You have plenty of pics of me in the shower already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 we all know the cool kids go for bath photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 i have heard tales of what is bassicly a ring shaped likea dolphin, and its tail massages the clit. apparently its like some type of orgasmic kryptonite, way better then the rabbit i hear (though it has a similar feature, i dunno) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaggis Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 You have plenty of pics of me in the shower already. Hang on, I thought I was the only one... -- These past few pages have been rather...sexually filled. I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 i have heard tales of what is bassicly a ring shaped likea dolphin, and its tail massages the clit. apparently its like some type of orgasmic kryptonite, way better then the rabbit i hear (though it has a similar feature, i dunno) Why do all these female pleasure devices have connotations with animals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 because you an me aint nothin but mammals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 because you an me aint nothin but mammals Do you do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Do you do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel? Are we getting horny now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Discovery Channel ain't got nothin on Nat Geo yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Hang on, I thought I was the only one... You'd be surprised ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyellowbloke Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Why do all these female pleasure devices have connotations with animals? Well I guess dolphins have sex for pleasure and rabbits go at it like.....well rabbits. Would hate to see what cobra or great white shark sex toy would be like (I'm sure some peope might like it though). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadKill Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 My friend had a fleshlight (or similar) and broke it due to overuse within the space of about a week -_- Don't do that Dan :p If it was a real fleshlight it would have lasted longer, I should know, they're well built, but dear god, make sure you clean them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 My fiancee used to work in a sex shop so we have tried every sex toy on the market. The rabbit is an expensive piece of shit. If you want something good get something like a clit massager those are the ticket. See thats the kind of thing I was suggesting, but bluey is all for rabbits tsk tsk Chris weirdly my sister had one (>.>) they just looked like dolphin shaped clit massagers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 im astounded by just how close peoples families seem to be. as far as my family goes, sex isnt mentioned, unless it is part of the sentence "dad,, you have sex with men!" followed by me laughing like an idiot and him retorting with somthing equaly as stupid. i wounder why my mam feels like she living with a pair of kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 I've never, ever had a conversation about sex with my brothers. I dunno...our relationship is better suited to discussing highlights of recent building sites and the Thin Lizzy back catalogue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 I talk to my step-mum about things, not detail or anything and I've never mentioned sex toys, think with my dad he'd have a fit. The most advice I've been given is to ''keep taking those pills'' bless him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 I have never discussed anything with my elder brother about either one of our sex lives (his has been discussed a lot though :p). Youngest brother has asked me a few questions and I've answered basically (mostly concerning numbers and genders). I have, on several occassions, reminded him "no glove, no love." Oh and told him to get tested properly (not just for the clap). Im so caring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 even with mates we seldom disccuss sex, unless its somthing fucking awsome. shit, random side story time! my mates told me about two kids at school with me. in year 8, so 12-13, they decided they would be cool and have sex. unable to find a free house, they had it in a shed behind a shop, with one of their mates to keep watch. ofcourse, they didnt want him watching, so he had to sit with a sleepingbag over his head. must have been a good watchman. back on to what i was saying, never dusscuss sex with mates, usualy just have stupid conversations that make us laugh abotu things that happened years ago, or imagine none present friends in situations they wouldnt get into. well it beats finding out how my mates get their jollies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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