The Bard

Eddie Murphy - Delirious, not a movie, per se, but it is the best stand up comedy the world has ever seen. Probably my 2000th time watching it. Infinity/10.

That....hurts my eyes...

Hehe, Weatherspoons is the only bar I've ever been kicked out of...or more like dragged out of Guinness is and probably always will be my beer of choice.

I'd get some Wii points too, and R-Type, Super Mario World and Super Probotector.

Er...isn't John Smiths supposed to be Irish? I really don't know actually, I think someone told me that once. I tried Murphy's in Ireland about 6 years ago, I think that's Irish, but you don't get it over here.

What is this RND of which you speak? Edit: I'm a jackass. Yesh, sounds...fun...

Well I think it varies from place to place, at the library theater, there was a marking saying each shot is 30ml, and at out local lounge bar it's got a 40ml marker on the little caps they use to pour the shot. Depends on how stingy they are really Yeah, thats what I mean, people have been going around here incredulous at that, I mean, that much is a regular thing, I thought people didn't believe it because of the quantity of alcohol. I tend to measure everything in pints, like if I get a bottle of wine I'll probably try to work out how much that would be in pints. One of my mates can apparently control his peristalsic motions and can just empty a bottle of rum down his throat, it's not unbelievable.

Well by volume, a shot would be about 50ml? On average what I have would be about 38%, so that'd probably be the same as the contents of a pint of Guinness I'd say. Still, I suppose because a shot is more concentrated, it's taken in more quickly....which is exactly what you just said, so I'm just repeating what you said I'm not bragging about anything, read the first post, all I'm doing is telling the truth. Why would I feel the need to lie about what I drink? Also, this wouldn't be a response to one Fields' posts without me feeling the need to insult either his infinitessimally small intellect or the fact that I doubt anyone would really notice, much less care, if he somehow, by the grace of god suddenly ceased to exist.

I'm not getting angry, It's just that this has happened a lot, the only reason I feel the need to justify myself is because, apparently, I'm an ego maniac. Also by pint I mean that quantity of alcohol, a lot of which I'd drink in spirits (higher concn, less liquid), am I fair in saying that one full shot of a 37-40% spirit would contain roughly as much alcohol as a pint of...say Guinness? I don't think anyone could drink 8 pints in half an hour without standing in a cubicle. Fair enough, St Patrics day is happening on Saturday, and I'll have about half an hour to get wasted, I suppose I could try and film about 7-8 ish pints, although I suppose it's jumping through hoops for you, but it should be entertaining nonetheless.

I wouldn't call myself a raging alcoholic, seeing as it's not like I'm getting smashed at breakfast everyday, but yeah, I am kind of a reclusive personality, and I don't feel comfortable around people I don't know, or sometimes even with people I do know. When I go out, it's usually just 2-4 of us. I can't really see that as a bad thing, I just don't like big crowds. As for that matter, I don't need 8 pints, but once you start drinking, you don't want to stop. I love this jackassed tendency people have of comparing others to themselves, and if something seems out of whack, they get all crazy on your asses. Back the fuck off, I don't really feel the need to justify myself to anyone, Conzer asked a harmless question and I answered it. As for Fields, we all know that nobody ever answers anything he says unless it's to rip him, but you'd think he'd figure out that nobody likes him by now. Still, If you really want, I invite anyone to come down to Manchester and prove me wrong, who knows, could end up being a good night .

Well, this is the time to drink right? I'm a student, without any real responsibilities, so I'll make the most of it. I don't so much drink pints as pour them down my throat and go for another. Take a look at my Life of A Pro Nerd thread for example.

Why does that make me an idiot? It's what I like to do, I don't like it when me or my mates feel inhibited and self conscious, drinks for me and the people I spend time with are just so that we can have fun and do what we please. Interesting things happen, you're not so closed off. As for in that "space of time" I'm seventeen, I'm not totally self dependant, and I have schedules etc. If thats the amount of time I can fit it into, then I do. As for the smell, I just tell my parents that I've been in a bar, easy enough to believe. As for when I walk in and fall on my face though... Nah, thats never happened. It totally is fun, for me anyway...but maybe thats because I'm a tad compulsive by personality, I tend to drink more than my mates do, simply because I seem to have higher tolerance. Actually, this happens everytime someone mentions anything about alcohol, so I'll stfu.

Of course I'd be on the floor, that's the whole point . I mean if I'm gonna go out for like 6 or 7 hours, then thats how much I'll have, if I'm popping out to get moderately hammered in about half an hour, then I'd have about 7-8 pints. I'm not shitting you. People always call me on this, but it's true. Maybe you lot just don't get as trashed as me. Of course, if I'm out for the whole day, and staying over at a mates, I'll probably have a fuckload more. So fuck off with your self righteous bullshit, he asked, and he got an answer. It's totally shit though, cause I end up spending 40 quid and more sometimes on drink on a night out, but my mates buy a lot of it so it's alright.

I'm totally lost for words here. WHAT. THE. FUCK?

Amen brother. :p.

Yup...started it 2 years ago to this month actually . It helps if you read it aloud to yourself...

Go about once a week usually, unless it's the holidays, in which case, I would go out everyday. Drinks? I'd usually have about 11-14 pints, although it's more like 6 pints and about 8 or 9 shots. Last time I went out, I aquired a taste for green aftershock...mmmn. Going to a bar in Manchester is expensive though, so we often just grab a bottle of our favourite beverage each from Tesco, and go off to the cinema.

Alundra and Radiant Silvergun, not wierd, but I still want updates of these thoroughly classic games.

I pity the fool

Watermelons are the best, they're huge, and one will last you the whole day and they taste lovely, if you get them from the right place.

Mango!! Best fruit in the world ever. It's better than sex. Don't quote me on that though

Burnt out. I don't have the motivation to do anything these days.

I go the wrong way all the time......Still, I've got S ranking on everything except the Platinum cup so far on super excite, so I can't suck that bad :p. "Aaaaaaaalright! First Place!" That's so thoroughy embedded in my memory that I find myself saying it at the most random of times, like when I came first place in a Chemistry test a few weeks back

Still, I doubt they'd make the main feature a fake...would they? We'll it is NOM, so I suppose it's likely =(.

That'd be great, keep ma sister happy.