The Bard

Too small (which in the scale of things, is probably a good thing). And you have no idea how annoying that guys face is. 4/10. I'm being honest here, nothing to do with the fact that I hate you.

Well, I'm more than good for writing one or two a week. Depends on what the subject matter is. I mean, what would be the perfect thing for me would be having been given some suggenstions every week, and if I don't like them, doing something I want instead. But it can work both ways, I don't know how the writers you have aready go about writing, whether you tell them what to write.

Well, I've send my first one off...I hope theres more than one place, seeing as Caris has already been made a Staff Member .

Haha, nice one mate...I don't suppose there's any chance I could take a gander at your article...?

Er, Caris, tell me why you're N-Europe staff...?

That mock up looks fucking fantastic...

Midi actually tends to sound really good for some things. I hate people who are just on recording overkill, even though it doesn't sound any better.

Hehe, this reminds me of my "Things that make you angry" thread. Everything's pissing me off at the moment, me, my parents, my teachers, the fact that theres nothing good on daytime tv, ever, or nighttime tv for that matter.

I'll give it a gander later on, got nothing better to do.

Why? It still amounts to the same thing. Am I A Hero? being the title seemed tongue in cheek to me, not really as in "fuck yeah, I'm god, worship me." Either way, it's a moot point; it'd be pretty shitty if everyone was as coy as you'd like them to be.

Who cares either way? He did a decent thing and anyway, modesty is fucking overrated. People run on props, being modest all your life is going to get you nowhere.

How come you guys don't have some kinda N-Europe clan or team for Gears? Is it even enabled ingame? That's the first thing I'm gonna be doing when I get mine :p

Or as Cliff Burton would say, "Just Kill 'Em All, ya know?"

Arr, you lucky gits! I'll be there in just under a month to kick your pansy asses!

Oscar Wilde didn't mean half the things he said, and if he meant this, then it's quite obvious that he thought of his life and profession as useless. I presume he's referring to more than just drawing/ visual arts when he said "all art." Art is the sole reason I still exist, if human life was just progression and science for the sake of science, I would have jumped off a cliff a long time ago. That's not bad at all, most of the people doing January modules are people who are resitting it from last year, so it's those people that you're competing against. Don't worry, if you do them again in the summer you'll do much better, trust me on this. Also, the A is an incredibly encouraging sign. Well done dude. My school didn't do January modules...we did it in the summer. 4 A's, I'm predicted this year .

Shit, I take back everything I said about this game, playing to your own music is intense!!

Well the Resi 4 engine was so fucking brilliant that I really do hope they use it again and again, Wii could use some proper epic games. Still Excite Truck seems to be keeping me occupied, so it's all good o_0.

Har Har, very funny mutha faackar! :p

There is actually. Behold: Blood And Semen, by Andres Serrano ...now why do I know this...?

Actually, Waverace is pretty easy, what you have to do is find the right character for you, they're all very different. And I haven't bought an SD card yet I will soon though. Need to find one cheap somewhere first.

Strange. I'm sitting here singing along to the Backstreet Boys, while in my room, where I left the speakers on, there's The Haunted playing through the fucking walls.

The Departed. Sheer fucking class all the way through, especially the soundtrack by the Dropkick Murphy's. DiCaprio has recently proved himself to be such a fucking class actor. Jack Nicholson, is his usual domineering self. The last scene in the movie is so fucking hilarious I almost wet meself

ET is great, but Red Steel was really good when I first played it, I completed it almost in one sitting and I got really used to the controls. Maybe that's why you don't like it...you need to keep your hand dead still.

I hope it doesn't suck too hard, and there's some way to voice chat.

Safe. I used to love the Bean when I was a kid, and there are some legendary moments that make me wet myself, like when he goes to bed, and just before he does, he opens his drawer pulls out a gun and shoots out the light bulb. Still, I don't really find him as funny anymore.