The Bard

I'm gonna make a few, just checked and I found a ton of chocolate sprinkles, dark chocolate chips and chocolate syrup, so I'm just gonna totally cover them I don't think we have those cookies here, I'm just gonna use some regular custard creams. This isn't going to end well ...

I didn't really like this game, it was around the time of Metal Gear Solid, and I thought it handled so clumsily compared to MGS, I was a PS1 guy, PS1, of course being the only good console Sony have ever made.

Wow that looks pretty nice, I think I'll make a few for tomorrow...if I can find the ingredients :\

Yup! . Did you ever get that copy of NGC that told you how to map all the classic Goldeneye and Perfect Dark levels with the mapmaker? Timesplitters in Facility and Bunker was the most fun you can have without being forced to cuddle afterwards...

Yeah, it wasn't as special as I wanted it to be, it would have been nice for a double episode finale with some reappearences from Hammond, O' Neill and Jonas, but I suppose that was hoping for a bit much. It was certainly different, and for what it was, it was pretty good, I just think it could have been that little bit more memorable. It wasn't a series defining episode, like a lot of the eps around seasons 2, 3 qand 4 were.

A new Timesplitters for Wii would be heavenly...

Haha, this reminded me of something: Get Outta Myspace.Mp3

Don't be a muppet, how can you like a girl you've never talked to before? You seem fine coming on here and talking to people, so don't think that there's a different way to communicate just because they can see you, just look em in the eye and say what you want, if nothing comes into mind, then don't worry, the most everyday, pointless things can be conversation starters, all you have to do is stop having this ideal conception of girls are like. It helps, of course, if your friends are willing to introduce you to their friends, and invite you out, but honestly, they're not going to give a toss either way unless you earn their respect and that means, however uncomfortable it may be, you look them in the eye for a little while and talk naturally. If you find it hard, it'll take some balls to do it, but you're gonna have to do it at some point or another.

Er, I've only read the first line, but I'd like to point out that drinking wine isn't a "creative meduim..." It's...drinking wine...now, if you're lucky, wine will taste something close to vinegar, so really, you're saying tasting ethanoic acid and ethanol (a substance the body has a natural repulsion to), so in reality, the only reason anyone has for "tasting wine" is some stupid, pseudo artistic excuse to get drunk. They might aswell be tasting grape juice for fucks sake. I really do find it amusing how people pass the least enjoyable things imaginable as "art." Of course, some people say that it wouldn't be "art" if it were enjoyable . As for Aimless, I do envy and admire your stance on all this, mainly because I guess it makes you a better person than I am (I really don't care what harm others inflict upon themselves through drugs, we can't go around holding their hands like little children, if they can't look after themselves without a law in place, then they're either a fool or a coward who can't turn away from what society expects them to be; they're not independant and intelligent enough to be worth giving a damn about in the first place).

Haha, someone must really suck at it

Steady on there, that's an eyefull.

Too bad it has such a stupid name.

Woah, Wii is kicking large amounts of ass. Very nice.

Bah! Halo is fantastic, and as for A Clockwork Orange, if it's anything like the book, then it ought to be rather enjoyable.

Eddie Murphy - Delirious, not a movie, per se, but it is the best stand up comedy the world has ever seen. Probably my 2000th time watching it. Infinity/10.

That....hurts my eyes...

Hehe, Weatherspoons is the only bar I've ever been kicked out of...or more like dragged out of Guinness is and probably always will be my beer of choice.

I'd get some Wii points too, and R-Type, Super Mario World and Super Probotector.

Er...isn't John Smiths supposed to be Irish? I really don't know actually, I think someone told me that once. I tried Murphy's in Ireland about 6 years ago, I think that's Irish, but you don't get it over here.

What is this RND of which you speak? Edit: I'm a jackass. Yesh, sounds...fun...

Well I think it varies from place to place, at the library theater, there was a marking saying each shot is 30ml, and at out local lounge bar it's got a 40ml marker on the little caps they use to pour the shot. Depends on how stingy they are really Yeah, thats what I mean, people have been going around here incredulous at that, I mean, that much is a regular thing, I thought people didn't believe it because of the quantity of alcohol. I tend to measure everything in pints, like if I get a bottle of wine I'll probably try to work out how much that would be in pints. One of my mates can apparently control his peristalsic motions and can just empty a bottle of rum down his throat, it's not unbelievable.

Well by volume, a shot would be about 50ml? On average what I have would be about 38%, so that'd probably be the same as the contents of a pint of Guinness I'd say. Still, I suppose because a shot is more concentrated, it's taken in more quickly....which is exactly what you just said, so I'm just repeating what you said I'm not bragging about anything, read the first post, all I'm doing is telling the truth. Why would I feel the need to lie about what I drink? Also, this wouldn't be a response to one Fields' posts without me feeling the need to insult either his infinitessimally small intellect or the fact that I doubt anyone would really notice, much less care, if he somehow, by the grace of god suddenly ceased to exist.

I'm not getting angry, It's just that this has happened a lot, the only reason I feel the need to justify myself is because, apparently, I'm an ego maniac. Also by pint I mean that quantity of alcohol, a lot of which I'd drink in spirits (higher concn, less liquid), am I fair in saying that one full shot of a 37-40% spirit would contain roughly as much alcohol as a pint of...say Guinness? I don't think anyone could drink 8 pints in half an hour without standing in a cubicle. Fair enough, St Patrics day is happening on Saturday, and I'll have about half an hour to get wasted, I suppose I could try and film about 7-8 ish pints, although I suppose it's jumping through hoops for you, but it should be entertaining nonetheless.

I wouldn't call myself a raging alcoholic, seeing as it's not like I'm getting smashed at breakfast everyday, but yeah, I am kind of a reclusive personality, and I don't feel comfortable around people I don't know, or sometimes even with people I do know. When I go out, it's usually just 2-4 of us. I can't really see that as a bad thing, I just don't like big crowds. As for that matter, I don't need 8 pints, but once you start drinking, you don't want to stop. I love this jackassed tendency people have of comparing others to themselves, and if something seems out of whack, they get all crazy on your asses. Back the fuck off, I don't really feel the need to justify myself to anyone, Conzer asked a harmless question and I answered it. As for Fields, we all know that nobody ever answers anything he says unless it's to rip him, but you'd think he'd figure out that nobody likes him by now. Still, If you really want, I invite anyone to come down to Manchester and prove me wrong, who knows, could end up being a good night .

Well, this is the time to drink right? I'm a student, without any real responsibilities, so I'll make the most of it. I don't so much drink pints as pour them down my throat and go for another. Take a look at my Life of A Pro Nerd thread for example.