The Bard

Why does that make me an idiot? It's what I like to do, I don't like it when me or my mates feel inhibited and self conscious, drinks for me and the people I spend time with are just so that we can have fun and do what we please. Interesting things happen, you're not so closed off. As for in that "space of time" I'm seventeen, I'm not totally self dependant, and I have schedules etc. If thats the amount of time I can fit it into, then I do. As for the smell, I just tell my parents that I've been in a bar, easy enough to believe. As for when I walk in and fall on my face though... Nah, thats never happened. It totally is fun, for me anyway...but maybe thats because I'm a tad compulsive by personality, I tend to drink more than my mates do, simply because I seem to have higher tolerance. Actually, this happens everytime someone mentions anything about alcohol, so I'll stfu.

Of course I'd be on the floor, that's the whole point . I mean if I'm gonna go out for like 6 or 7 hours, then thats how much I'll have, if I'm popping out to get moderately hammered in about half an hour, then I'd have about 7-8 pints. I'm not shitting you. People always call me on this, but it's true. Maybe you lot just don't get as trashed as me. Of course, if I'm out for the whole day, and staying over at a mates, I'll probably have a fuckload more. So fuck off with your self righteous bullshit, he asked, and he got an answer. It's totally shit though, cause I end up spending 40 quid and more sometimes on drink on a night out, but my mates buy a lot of it so it's alright.

I'm totally lost for words here. WHAT. THE. FUCK?

Amen brother. :p.

Yup...started it 2 years ago to this month actually . It helps if you read it aloud to yourself...

Go about once a week usually, unless it's the holidays, in which case, I would go out everyday. Drinks? I'd usually have about 11-14 pints, although it's more like 6 pints and about 8 or 9 shots. Last time I went out, I aquired a taste for green aftershock...mmmn. Going to a bar in Manchester is expensive though, so we often just grab a bottle of our favourite beverage each from Tesco, and go off to the cinema.

Alundra and Radiant Silvergun, not wierd, but I still want updates of these thoroughly classic games.

I pity the fool

Watermelons are the best, they're huge, and one will last you the whole day and they taste lovely, if you get them from the right place.

Mango!! Best fruit in the world ever. It's better than sex. Don't quote me on that though

Burnt out. I don't have the motivation to do anything these days.

I go the wrong way all the time......Still, I've got S ranking on everything except the Platinum cup so far on super excite, so I can't suck that bad :p. "Aaaaaaaalright! First Place!" That's so thoroughy embedded in my memory that I find myself saying it at the most random of times, like when I came first place in a Chemistry test a few weeks back

Still, I doubt they'd make the main feature a fake...would they? We'll it is NOM, so I suppose it's likely =(.

That'd be great, keep ma sister happy.

Operation: Winback 2 on PS2 was crap.

Hehe, we might get it on my bday, which is a thursday

It actually looks terrible.

Yeah, thats what I was thinking. If ONM go ahead and say that Nights is coming, and it isn't, well I'm gonna fucking go and burn down their HQ. Tbh, it's a totally shit magazine anyway.

Ah, so you can't get Progressive scan with RGB? Dang.

Wait what? It's wednesday, isn't this supposed to happen every friday?

It's pretty sucky really, the only game I really enjoyed on it was Tekken: Dark Resurrection, and even that's much better with an arcade stick.

In terms of getting chicks, Alcohol > Wii.

Well, we're already getting Umbrella Chronicles. There's no excuse to slag this game off, it's compared to the Monkey Island games, so it should be nothing short of amazing.

IGN use watermarks on all their vids .

Yeah, the european Ico boxart was beautiful.