The Bard

Gee, that's irony for ya.

But it's not showing off, he's just saying he's doing something and it's likely to be a good time. What do you talk to your friends about? It is his blog after all.

The worlds not jackass free. Someone has to do the dirty work.

Yeah same...,it's like "How would you like me to ram my foot up your ass" ah, Red's such a legend

Nothing wrong with it. People like talking about their social lives. The only people that don't like others doing it is people who can't do the same because they have no lives.

^ Holy shit, we have a fucking dullard in the house. Of course he realises they aren't real, jackass, it's you who's an idiot for not realising the fact that he realises that they're not real. It's what's called a joke; a word synonymous with your life no doubt, and something you really should be able to recognise by now.

Mmn, some of that list just makes me cream myself. It's gonna be an awesome year

There is most definately a drought. Call of Duty doesn't even have a multiplayer for gods sake. Red Steel got old, fast. Any idiot can complete Zelda in a couple of days. The only thing sustaining me is the VC, which admittedly is incredible.

Well, er...what? NA/10.

Very nice . I've been riding for years, but we don't have a horse , me want.

Hey, do you need English Language, or will Eng Lit do? Cause I'm looking to get into journalism too, but specialised journalism, like something to do vith vids or music.

I want a cat. No, not in that way. Seriously though, cats are the best animals on the planet.

Annoyed. Why does my fricking sister have to go to bed so early, so I can't play guitar...?

Isn't the Cerebral Bore a particularly gnarly weapon in Turok?

er, you dont need to be 18...

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Alright guys, who's up for party poker tonight?

Fat and insane. Slowly.

Haha, I make more money than Sony's gaming division

Metroid Prime 2 Resi 4 Metroid Prime tough choice, seeing as there are dozens of titles that you must own!

That's probably because they were always mediocre, and their only appeal being to sad middle aged men who found angular polygonal constructs attractive in some slightly deranged way.

Medal of Honour still on for a March release?

I've not seen it yet, but it sounds pretty cringe worthy. I'll probably rent it sooner or later.

Right, fair enough, I just don't get Sonic, at all. It's crap, and the Megadrive games were tedious and mediocre at best. The 3D sonic games have all been appalling. Mario ftw. I'm probably the only person here who can't stand Sonic games.

Why would anyone want a shitty blue hedgehog, who wouldn't know a good game if it danced in front of him naked, in a godly game like Smash Bros? It's quite frankly, a total disgrace.