The Bard

You're acting like an immature little shit. Just drop this vendetta, nobody gives a rats ass.

Meh, my parents are trying to convince me to go to America with them in the holidays. No chance.

1. Metroid Prime 2 2. Resident Evil 4 (only thing that pisses on this games parade is the shitty PS2 version) 3. Metroid Prime 4. Super Smash Bros: Melee 5. Timesplitters 2 (had so much fun with this game it was insane. Cube version was the best imo.) 6. F-Zero GX 7. Soul Calibur 2 8. Ikaruga (Best shooter I've ever played) 9. Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time 10. The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.

Tbh, it's a pretty poorly designed game, instead of judging the way the ball goes by the angle of your raquet (wiimote), the do it based on when you hit it. Sucks tbh. Haven't touched Wii sports for months. They would have done better to pack the Wii in with Zelda instead.

Hehe...nice burn. Aaanyway, if she got annoyed with you, or said you were obsessed, you should have just backed off and stopped talking to her instead of getting so abusive. Women are indeed strange creatures to the untrained mind .

Very nice . Quoted for truth. Nyeah...

Um where exactly is Newcastle...? :s...(I dropped Geography in year 10 )...

Thats pretty insane...

Pfft. I look more like him, and I'm not a lazy bum neither

Fantastic, I would love to do this. Can you only do one? Cause I have some decent ideas for 2 of the articles, When's the deadline? I have exams at the moment so I can't do it right now, but in a weeks time I'll be good to go...

Yeah, thats what I think. This is basically just an exhibition of his technical skill. Otherwise, it's absolutely tedious.

That is unbefuckinglievable.

Yeah. Sell it to me

Haha, brilliant, the fucker deserved it. I don't have any sympathy for people that just sit and take shit from people. You don't exist to be abused. Anyway, my proudest moment, well, I don't really know, there's a few... There was one time about a year and a half ago when I was in town completely smashed in Manchester town and I was using one of the outdoor cubicles, and my mates were waiting behind a wall. Anyway these three guys and a girl come up to me and start giving me shit, all sorts of racist crap that I'm not going to mention. Anyway, they tell me to get out of the cubicle, and I tell them to fuck right off, the scunner bastards. So they grabbed me and started pushing me around, and I couldn't do anything cause I was so disorientated. Anyway, a couple of seconds later my mates all just walk round the corner. All eight of us just smack the shit out of these guys and the girl (I don't believe in not hitting girls. Yes, I'm a dishonourable fuck.) Running after them and we tossed them in the middle of the fountain and took most of their clothes, it was especially hilarious cause it was in the middle of winter It's nice to have some good friends to watch your back .

Yeah, same. NME is our common enemy

Wierd. I'm wearing a blue tshirt. It's unusual cause I usually wear black tshirts. Me mam likes it though .

Yeah, was pretty nice and sunny today First time in ages I've been out in just a tshirt

For the record; this actually has the opposite effect

And thats a pretty bad Resi 4 screenshot. Shit man, stuff doesn't look too good. Gamecube launch titles were prettier than anything I can find on Wii....

Hey, I thought story of thor was up this week? ...Ah well, Streets of Rage was fun at the time...

Zomg, how can you not know teh dark tower!!? Lol, everyone's favourite bad guy, cool, but you should upgrade to big boy size . 7/10.

It's actually amazing. I love it, creepy yet hilarious. 10/10.

Yeah, there obviously was a flood...but I think religion may just have twisted historical events for it's own uses... Anyone actually read Gilgamesh?

Come to the Newcastle one in the summer! I think me and percy are gonna go. should be fun .

Lol I know , still it's pretty inspiring, something us mere mortals can only aspire to...