The Bard

That's a simply glorious tale mate. I would shake your hand, but I like myself free of venereal disease .

Wet. Just had a bubble bath

If it really was a mistake, I kinda feel bad for the teacher. Kids can be total assholes sometimes. Still, she would have to be one clumsy gal to actually cut the kids tongue.

Wow. this sounds pretty awesome. Hope it's out soon.

Hokey, my go, one of my favourite games, nice and easy too, for you whiny people :

You're all fucking idiots took me a while to remember, I've got it on a PS1 demo disc, and it's amazing. Silent Bomber .

I got suspended once, it was in year 8. I kicked the shit out of 2 guys for taking the piss out of my London accent. The warned me if I so much as touched anyone else they'd kick me out. More ass was kicked, but they didn't kick me out cause I'm too awesome They suspended me instead It was for about 2 months too, so it was great.

I go for Crash usually, cause I'm a boring fuck. Or Cortex, but he's the same as crash.

Shit, is the word you're looking for.

Read the fucking title, jackass. "...have done" ie. In the past. Mmmn...sweet abuse...

Thanks dude, I'll take a gander .

I'd have to agree. (backs down in shame ) Yeah, it's pretty bad, the acoustics are awful, you can't hear anything properly unless you're right at the back.

That's what I was thinking, cause it's obviously bullshit designed to make people feel better.

You know, this is in so many games it's ridiculous. The most recent one was Animal Crossing I think.

It means nothing...everyone fails the first time (apart from me ), but yeah, it's not good to be nervous, just take it easy and remember the stuff that you had trouble with and practice.

I try to encourage myself falling asleep. It's soothing, and it's quite frankly the only respite I get from this shitfest ye call life.

Looking good Arab_Freak. I'm not gay. I promise.

Haha. These are less "awards" and more an affirmation of your shitness. I'm back.

See, I'd think you'd be a little more bummed out about that

Very nice. Finally a worthy foe :p

Distinctive, and incredibly odd...it's pretty confusing :S...7.5/10.

Gotta love the Run Dmc. That just sounds wierd coming from me . 9.5/10...pics are a little blurry.

Ok, here we go: It's probably too hard. If you don't manage it in a little while, I might just tell you what it is.

Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga: I'm gonna do a reasonably hard one now ...

Very nice Zell .