The Bard

Er...you do know that he's responsible for Kangaroo Jack, right?

Yup yup. I'm also up for more Isketch...

Meh, I don't know, I'm not really one for holidays anyway, I'd much rather stay home and spend time with friends. I'd much rather go home to see my cousins aswell. All I would do if I went to America is visit some of the arcades, which to be honest is actually pretty appealing, but I doubt my parents would like that.

I never said for free, it could be for some sort of small discount for the replacement of Wii Sports. Either way, I can't say I care very much, seeing as my Wii is already broken and I don't get to play anything on it anyway.

I so totally don't have the patience to do that. Most broken game I've ever played.

I of course don't give a shit how well Nintendo do in the console race, I just want the games, end of story. I don't think it would be too difficult to have some Wii consoles packed in with Wii Sports and some packed in with Zelda. I am not that "casual" demographic, so they've let me down with Wii sports. Also: I know, it's meant to be like that, but in my opinion thats a mistake in design choice. I don't like it that way and I don't like the game. My mum and sister like playing it sometimes though. I'm not one for shallow minigames. The bowling is ok. Right, of course it is. Nintendo didn't do it, and so it's stupid. Right. So packing in Mario 64 with the N64 wasn't stupid? Why not? What's different? Zelda is a long epic, game. So it Mario 64. Yet I don't hear you going on about how that was a stupid move by Nintendo. Stop being Nintendo's whipping boy and hailing them as almighty.

Well, just have N-europe as the password.

Yeah. That was a lot of fun though .

I'm gonna need to know how you did warrior within, cause im stuck on a part where the platforms just die and everytime i get past them theres a brick wall which also breaks after a while and i cant break it with my sword. when I try to turn back time, the prince goes back, but the platforms stay broken. Its so annoying.

Annoyed. I have a blister on my finger .

You're acting like an immature little shit. Just drop this vendetta, nobody gives a rats ass.

Meh, my parents are trying to convince me to go to America with them in the holidays. No chance.

1. Metroid Prime 2 2. Resident Evil 4 (only thing that pisses on this games parade is the shitty PS2 version) 3. Metroid Prime 4. Super Smash Bros: Melee 5. Timesplitters 2 (had so much fun with this game it was insane. Cube version was the best imo.) 6. F-Zero GX 7. Soul Calibur 2 8. Ikaruga (Best shooter I've ever played) 9. Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time 10. The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.

Tbh, it's a pretty poorly designed game, instead of judging the way the ball goes by the angle of your raquet (wiimote), the do it based on when you hit it. Sucks tbh. Haven't touched Wii sports for months. They would have done better to pack the Wii in with Zelda instead.

Hehe...nice burn. Aaanyway, if she got annoyed with you, or said you were obsessed, you should have just backed off and stopped talking to her instead of getting so abusive. Women are indeed strange creatures to the untrained mind .

Very nice . Quoted for truth. Nyeah...

Um where exactly is Newcastle...? :s...(I dropped Geography in year 10 )...

Thats pretty insane...

Pfft. I look more like him, and I'm not a lazy bum neither

Fantastic, I would love to do this. Can you only do one? Cause I have some decent ideas for 2 of the articles, When's the deadline? I have exams at the moment so I can't do it right now, but in a weeks time I'll be good to go...

Yeah, thats what I think. This is basically just an exhibition of his technical skill. Otherwise, it's absolutely tedious.

That is unbefuckinglievable.

Yeah. Sell it to me

Haha, brilliant, the fucker deserved it. I don't have any sympathy for people that just sit and take shit from people. You don't exist to be abused. Anyway, my proudest moment, well, I don't really know, there's a few... There was one time about a year and a half ago when I was in town completely smashed in Manchester town and I was using one of the outdoor cubicles, and my mates were waiting behind a wall. Anyway these three guys and a girl come up to me and start giving me shit, all sorts of racist crap that I'm not going to mention. Anyway, they tell me to get out of the cubicle, and I tell them to fuck right off, the scunner bastards. So they grabbed me and started pushing me around, and I couldn't do anything cause I was so disorientated. Anyway, a couple of seconds later my mates all just walk round the corner. All eight of us just smack the shit out of these guys and the girl (I don't believe in not hitting girls. Yes, I'm a dishonourable fuck.) Running after them and we tossed them in the middle of the fountain and took most of their clothes, it was especially hilarious cause it was in the middle of winter It's nice to have some good friends to watch your back .

Yeah, same. NME is our common enemy