Funny videos, flash games, etc

[Wesley]

Jesus, just thinking about being that high makes me go all odd.

[Chris the great]

Jesus, just thinking about being that high makes me go all odd.

 

its high, but it just seems needlesly high. i mean, look at the ground arond the tower, thers very few buildings that are approaching large, then that, its simple decodence!

[Wesley]

Which is fantastic in itself.

 

Art for art's sake, man conquering nature because it's a challenge, etc.

[arab_freak]

 

[Goafer]

Terrifying. I watched and actually felt that "I'M GOING TO DIE" feeling in the pit of stomach. How that guy can stand there so calm about the whole thing is beyond me.

 

Standing at the highest point of the newly built "tallest building in the world".

 

 

Similar video. This guy isn't using a rope/harness etc:

 

[Shino]

Jesus Christ, I'm shaking. I just feel like laying on the floor and hug the ground.

 

But Burj Dubai one is worse, its just looks like a twig at the wind. I'd never get up there in those conditions.

[Paj!]

Having just had the pleasure (...) of listening to the Paris Hiltion album from my sister, I loved this little Banksy piece I never knew about;

[ReZourceman]

This flash game is awesome.

 

Especially if you were a fan of DUI.

 

Red Remover

 

I completed the whole thing on Par and Bonus mode (you'll unlock them) without walkthroughs. And yes I'm proud about that.

 

Hey guys let me know what you thought of level 35. I found it impossible for ages, and Molly got it straight away (to my disgust)

[Ellmeister]

I'm stuck on the slow door! Can't do it fast enough or is there another way? EDIT: scratch that, laptop touch pad just meant I had to be faster!

 

Par is easy except for 31 which I can't figure out! NINJA EDIT: Done.

 

Amazing game though.

 

Bonus was crap and the extra levels weren't worth the wasted time! Damn you ReZ for pulling me in.

Edited January 8, 2010 by Ellmeister

[arab_freak]

BETA game, but you can have some fun nonetheless.

 

http://www.lazy-nation.com/chrispington/lineoffire35.html

[dan-likes-trees]

Old, but facebook group that amused me

 

1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

 

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).

 

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.

 

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say you say "you better be". Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

 

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

 

6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then, when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.

 

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words @#%$ you, and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

 

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then, take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then, drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."

 

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

 

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

 

11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye". The best way to get warm is with fear.

 

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

 

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

 

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball or waterpolo.

 

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

 

16. if you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

 

17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

 

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say "no she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

 

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one to the face. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

 

20. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what i'm talking about.

 

21. When its raining keep asking her if she's crying. She'll say no it's just the rain. Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.

 

22. Titty twisters, and plenty of them.

 

23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.

 

24. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

 

25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas or just

whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know

she's coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the

present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one

that much, but I think it's funny.

 

26. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will,

promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will

make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that you're

going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Don't

call.

 

[Goafer]

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then, take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then, drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."

 

That's the darkest and funniest thing I've heard for a while.

[Paj!]

Similar video. This guy isn't using a rope/harness etc:

 

 

I had pulsing pains in my right hand during that and had to cover my mouth in shock.

 

Lack of support/rails etc is one of my biggets fears, combined with hills. The lack of support. I don't have a fear of heights, just not being supported. I don't understand where that is...it has handrails sometimes, but not all the time? Why? It's as dangerous anywhere? And who the fuck is Lara Croft filming it, walking across beams and sidling along cliffs? I don't understand. I think that I would die. I think I've seen that place in my nightmares.

[Goafer]

I had pulsing pains in my right hand during that and had to cover my mouth in shock.

 

Lack of support/rails etc is one of my biggets fears, combined with hills. The lack of support. I don't have a fear of heights, just not being supported. I don't understand where that is...it has handrails sometimes, but not all the time? Why? It's as dangerous anywhere? And who the fuck is Lara Croft filming it, walking across beams and sidling along cliffs? I don't understand. I think that I would die. I think I've seen that place in my nightmares.

 

It's an access route to some hydroelectric powerplants made between 1901-1905. It's closed to the public nowerdays, although people still manage to get on it.

 

The walkway has now gone many years without maintenance, and is in a highly deteriorated and dangerous state. It is one meter (3 feet and 3 inches) in width, and is over 100 meters (350 feet) above the river. Nearly all of the path has no handrail. Some parts of the concrete walkway have completely collapsed and all that is remaining is the steel beam originally in place to hold it up. One can latch onto a modern steel safety-wire to keep from falling, though it can't hold much weight. Several people have lost their lives on the walkway in recent years; after four people died in two accidents in 1999 and 2000[1], the local government closed the entrances. However, many adventurous tourists still find their way onto the walkway to explore it.

 

 

It's the bits of the walkway where the concrete has fallen through and you can see how thin it is that creeps me out.

 

Apparently it's going to be restored

Edited January 9, 2010 by Goafer

[arab_freak]

[Roostophe]

 

[dwarf]

Old, but facebook group that amused me

 

1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

 

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).

 

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.

 

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say you say "you better be". Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

 

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

 

6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then, when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.

 

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words @#%$ you, and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

 

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then, take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then, drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."

 

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

 

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

 

11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye". The best way to get warm is with fear.

 

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

 

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

 

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball or waterpolo.

 

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

 

16. if you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

 

17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

 

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say "no she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

 

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one to the face. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

 

20. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what i'm talking about.

 

21. When its raining keep asking her if she's crying. She'll say no it's just the rain. Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.

 

22. Titty twisters, and plenty of them.

 

23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.

 

24. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

 

25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas or just

whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know

she's coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the

present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one

that much, but I think it's funny.

 

26. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will,

promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will

make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that you're

going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Don't

call.

I found 25 hilarious for some reason, actually did laugh. It's partly because if you did all the stuff that preceded it and somehow she was still with you, and then you went out of your way to do that, it'd be a funnily massive kick in the teeth.

[Mokong]

The Wife's first time seeing real snow

 

[nightwolf]

She looks so happy! ^_^

[Dante]

[MoogleViper]

Probably old;

 

[jayseven]

Why the 4th Twilight Book must be made into a movie.

 

Cracking! Totally ruins the book (for you idiots who actually want to read them) but makes a movie sound very lolworthy.

[arab_freak]

This flash game is awesome.

 

Especially if you were a fan of DUI.

 

Red Remover

 

Thank you for the unnecessary addiction.

[Paj!]

^ Similar, funny read about how shit the entire Twilight series is, and explaining the mormon-allegories within it, from a former mormon.

http://stoney321.livejournal.com/317176.html

(Different article for each book)

[Ashley]

Why the 4th Twilight Book must be made into a movie.

 

Cracking! Totally ruins the book (for you idiots who actually want to read them) but makes a movie sound very lolworthy.

 

Haha I'd watch that.

 

Chances are they'll just completely change everything.