jayseven Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 I think the funniest bit is the last image; The author would like to thank god. "Thank you god." :| To be honest I didn't find it hugely funny... Just crap.
Kirkatronics Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 An ALLEGED conversation between Americans and Galicians recorded off the coast of Finisterre, Galicia. <Transmission begins> Galician: "This is A-853, please change your course fifteen degrees South to avoid colliding with us. You are coming straight towards us, distance 25 nautical miles." American: "We recommend that you change your course fifteen degrees North to avoid a collision." Galician: "Negative. We repeat, change your course fifteen degrees south to avoid a collision." American: "You are talking to the captain of a ship of the United States of America. We insist you turn your course fifteen degrees North to avoid a collision." Galician: "We do not consider that feasible or advisable, we suggest that you change your course fifteen degrees South to avoid colliding with us." American (very angry): "You are talking to Captain Richard James Howard, at the bridge of the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln of the USA Navy, the second biggest warship of the North American fleet. We are escorted by two battleships, three destroyers, five cruisers, four submarines and numerous amphibious support vessels. We are on our way to the Persian Gulf to prepare military manoeuvres before a possible attack on Iraq. I am not suggesting, I am ordering you to change your course fifteen degrees North! Otherwise we will be forced to take any measures necessary to guarantee both the safety of this ship and the force of this coalition. You belong to an allied country and a member of NATO, so obey immediately and get out of our way!" Galician: "You are speaking to Jose Manuel Otero-Rivas. We are two people. We are escorted by our dog, our food, two beers and a canary that is currently asleep. We have the support of Radio Coruňa FM and Channel 16 for marine emergencies. We are not intending to move anywhere as we are speaking to you from the mainland, from lighthouse A-853 of Finisterre on the coast of Galicia, and we don’t have a f*cking clue what our ranking is of Spanish lighthouses. You may take whatever measures you consider opportune and bloody well feel like to guarantee the safety of your goddamn ship, which is about to shred itself on the rocks, but what we continue to insist and suggest as the best, most sane and more recommendable course of action, is to turn fifteen degrees South to avoid colliding with us." American: "OK. Received. Thank you." <End of transmission>
LazyBoy Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 Freaking brilliant. Where'd you find that warandchaos?
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 An ALLEGED conversation between Americans and Galicians recorded off the coast of Finisterre, Galicia. <Transmission begins> Galician: "This is A-853, please change your course fifteen degrees South to avoid colliding with us. You are coming straight towards us, distance 25 nautical miles." American: "We recommend that you change your course fifteen degrees North to avoid a collision." Galician: "Negative. We repeat, change your course fifteen degrees south to avoid a collision." American: "You are talking to the captain of a ship of the United States of America. We insist you turn your course fifteen degrees North to avoid a collision." Galician: "We do not consider that feasible or advisable, we suggest that you change your course fifteen degrees South to avoid colliding with us." American (very angry): "You are talking to Captain Richard James Howard, at the bridge of the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln of the USA Navy, the second biggest warship of the North American fleet. We are escorted by two battleships, three destroyers, five cruisers, four submarines and numerous amphibious support vessels. We are on our way to the Persian Gulf to prepare military manoeuvres before a possible attack on Iraq. I am not suggesting, I am ordering you to change your course fifteen degrees North! Otherwise we will be forced to take any measures necessary to guarantee both the safety of this ship and the force of this coalition. You belong to an allied country and a member of NATO, so obey immediately and get out of our way!" Galician: "You are speaking to Jose Manuel Otero-Rivas. We are two people. We are escorted by our dog, our food, two beers and a canary that is currently asleep. We have the support of Radio Coruňa FM and Channel 16 for marine emergencies. We are not intending to move anywhere as we are speaking to you from the mainland, from lighthouse A-853 of Finisterre on the coast of Galicia, and we don’t have a f*cking clue what our ranking is of Spanish lighthouses. You may take whatever measures you consider opportune and bloody well feel like to guarantee the safety of your goddamn ship, which is about to shred itself on the rocks, but what we continue to insist and suggest as the best, most sane and more recommendable course of action, is to turn fifteen degrees South to avoid colliding with us." American: "OK. Received. Thank you." <End of transmission> :bowdown: :bowdown:
EchoDesiato Posted November 10, 2008 Posted November 10, 2008 pure brilliance She probably meant the baby she was holding in her arms. Still, massive fail for the wrong choice of vocabulary.
Kirkatronics Posted November 10, 2008 Posted November 10, 2008 Freaking brilliant. Where'd you find that warandchaos?Can't remember lol. :bowdown: :bowdown: Thanks =] I am the destroyer of dreams. I didn't get it from there, it was on some blog i think.
MoogleViper Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 She probably meant the baby she was holding in her arms. Still, massive fail for the wrong choice of vocabulary. FAIL! If she was carrying the baby, even if it was in her arms, then she gave birth to it meaning she knows who the baby is. It has nothing to do with whether he cheated. And even if it wasn't hers, then it would have to be the woman that cheated for the baby to not be his, not him.
Slaggis Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 http://hotel626.com/ Scariest fucking game ever. My god.
Rummy Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 I gave birth to all the babies I ever physically carried in my life. Honest. Anyway, I've spent a long time looking, and now I'm going to put a request out to this thread(I was going to make a post on the forums, but I shall try here first). A long time ago, possibly pre-internet or more likely in the 56k days when videos were not the done sort of thing, I saw a clip on TV of a ping pong match. However, it was no ordinary ping pong match. The match was stopped and the ref called over cos of a speck of dust or something on the table. Suddenly, the players start playing on a slightly smaller table, and the video continues. Now, I've looked all over the internet where I've thought sensible, and all I ever fucking find is that stupid matrix ping pong or well long ping pong shots. I have never found another soul who has seen this video. But approximately 30 days ago, I casually asked a friend of mine about it, I forget why. She has seen it. Upon questioning her as to where, she merely said 'somewhere on the internet' and could not elaborate. Someone else has seen this video. It does exist. I did not imagine it. N-E, have YOU seen this video? I have srsly actually been questing for years for it, if you have seen this video, please post here. A young man's amazement depends on it. tl:dr; Anyone seen a video of a ping pong match where they progressively play on smaller tables? PLEASE tell me you have! I will love you long time(approximately 394 seconds, and not like that, pervert!)
ReZourceman Posted November 12, 2008 Posted November 12, 2008 tl:dr; Anyone seen a video of a ping pong match where they progressively play on smaller tables? PLEASE tell me you have! I will love you long time(approximately 394 seconds, and not like that, pervert!) Great you put the tl;dr bit there! Hahah! I just had a quick look but realised its incredibly hard looking for something that you don't know what you're looking for without watching the whole video.
Coolness Bears Posted November 12, 2008 Posted November 12, 2008 I gave birth to all the babies I ever physically carried in my life. Honest. Anyway, I've spent a long time looking, and now I'm going to put a request out to this thread(I was going to make a post on the forums, but I shall try here first). A long time ago, possibly pre-internet or more likely in the 56k days when videos were not the done sort of thing, I saw a clip on TV of a ping pong match. However, it was no ordinary ping pong match. The match was stopped and the ref called over cos of a speck of dust or something on the table. Suddenly, the players start playing on a slightly smaller table, and the video continues. Now, I've looked all over the internet where I've thought sensible, and all I ever fucking find is that stupid matrix ping pong or well long ping pong shots. I have never found another soul who has seen this video. But approximately 30 days ago, I casually asked a friend of mine about it, I forget why. She has seen it. Upon questioning her as to where, she merely said 'somewhere on the internet' and could not elaborate. Someone else has seen this video. It does exist. I did not imagine it. N-E, have YOU seen this video? I have srsly actually been questing for years for it, if you have seen this video, please post here. A young man's amazement depends on it. tl:dr; Anyone seen a video of a ping pong match where they progressively play on smaller tables? PLEASE tell me you have! I will love you long time(approximately 394 seconds, and not like that, pervert!) MY GOD! I think I know what video you are talking about. I thought it would be easy to find earlier this morning... HOW WRONG I WAS!!! It is impossible, I thought it'd be an absolute classic but apparently no one else seems to think so. It's a brilliant video and it's my new quest to find it!! :awesome: (old quest was for Applecake) Already spent too much time searching many different places for it but to no avail. GAH! This is going annoy me now. >____< I can see it playing in my head. But where did I see it. WHERE?
S.C.G Posted November 12, 2008 Posted November 12, 2008 Obama VS Mccain. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/468592 The new version of the presidential Pokemon battle, funniest one I've seen yet.
arab_freak Posted November 12, 2008 Posted November 12, 2008 http://hotel626.com/ Scariest fucking game ever. My god. What's the code for the "he knows the way" level? It tells me to "listen" to what the "madman" is saying but it's just gibberish. There are four "red" spots on the walls that I could count but I only need three digits at the panel.
Rummy Posted November 12, 2008 Posted November 12, 2008 MY GOD! I think I know what video you are talking about. I thought it would be easy to find earlier this morning... HOW WRONG I WAS!!! It is impossible, I thought it'd be an absolute classic but apparently no one else seems to think so. It's a brilliant video and it's my new quest to find it!! :awesome: (old quest was for Applecake) Already spent too much time searching many different places for it but to no avail. GAH! This is going annoy me now. >____< I can see it playing in my head. But where did I see it. WHERE? YES! I LOVE YOU!! Why is this video so hard to find though!! I am sure when I saw it it was on TV, a clip show or something, right at the end they showed it. I have literally no idea why it is so hard to find, and why it is so hard to find people who've seen it, and more importantly why there's so much other crap out there on the internet! It's been my offhanded quest for a few years now, I gave up hope after a while. We must find a way to appeal to the masses!
MoogleViper Posted November 12, 2008 Posted November 12, 2008 Funniest joke ever. I laugh at this everytime I see it. And I quite like this edit as well. tl:dr; Anyone seen a video of a ping pong match where they progressively play on smaller tables? PLEASE tell me you have! I will love you long time(approximately 394 seconds, and not like that, pervert!) I've seen that before. It's quite funny.
Shino Posted November 12, 2008 Posted November 12, 2008 Funniest joke ever. I laugh at this everytime I see it. And I quite like this edit as well. I've seen that before. It's quite funny. Haha, I remember that. Man I love Stargate.
jayseven Posted November 12, 2008 Posted November 12, 2008 What's the code for the "he knows the way" level? It tells me to "listen" to what the "madman" is saying but it's just gibberish. There are four "red" spots on the walls that I could count but I only need three digits at the panel. As far as I can tell you gotta count the red things. The white thing has three red bits on its legs or whatever, then eight red spider legs, then nine fingers, then four tree roots... I just can't tell if that's right or if I'm totally wrong though! Arg. I've been shouting out "shit! this is fucked up!" with the game, mostly with the first bathroom thing.
Jon Posted November 12, 2008 Posted November 12, 2008 This could quite have possibly been posted before but I can't be bothered to check.
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