Kav Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 (edited) I love talking to girls when out, bars or clubs... even the old ones, ain't that right @Blade? Haha It gets funny when I'm out with @Zechs Merquise and we're chatting to a few girls, then the lovely Blade plods along in drunken stupor to end the flirting with "I'm too drunk, I want to go home." To be fair to him, it's only happened a couple times of the few we've been out. #ShitSwig :p Edited June 26, 2014 by Kav
Zechs Merquise Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 I love love talking to girls when out, bars or clubs... even the old ones, ain't that right @Blade? Haha It gets funny when I'm out with @Zechs Merquise and we're chatting to a few girls, then the lovely Blade plods along in drunken stupor to end the flirting with "I'm too drunk, I want to go home." To be fair to him, it's only happened a couple times of the few we've been out. #ShitSwig :p 5 in the morning, outside McDonalds, I picked up that little hottie and started carrying her off down the street. You were too busy lobbing chunks of cheese burger at that fat bird and @Blade was acting out that scene from Jurassic Park. The other lads were either mashed or pulling. Top night. At 5am outside McDonalds anything goes, just walk up to people and start chatting, it's the best time of the morning - unless @Blade is cold and mumbling about going home hahaha
MoogleViper Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 Chatting to girls on a night out = fun Chatting to girls in a loud, hot, sweaty club where I can barely hear my own voice, let alone theirs = not fun
Kav Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 (edited) My favourite was @Zechs Merquise's line "I would stick my tongue so far up your arse I could pick your nose with it."... the shocker is how it almost worked! Haha To be fair, I was launching the cheeseburger into the crowd haphazardly... she was just bound to be hit! Edited June 26, 2014 by Kav
Zechs Merquise Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 My favourite was @Zechs Merquise's line "I would stick my tongue so far up your arse I could pick your nose with it."... the shocker is how it almost worked! Haha He who dares wins my friend hahaha!
Serebii Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 A friend managed to score points with a girl by saying he knew me, but me being me doesn't seem to work. Maybe I should just make my online dating profile say "Serebii Confirmed" and see what happens
Goron_3 Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 Talking to girls in a club is one of the most frustrating things in the world. In most cases, if they start talking to me I bugger off because I can't be assed to shout throughout an entire convo. That said I'll miss being a student simply because of how easy it was to pull on a night out. So fucking easy.
Kav Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 #SARKYBASTARDLAD #LOWESTFORMOFBANTER That it may be but that's exactly why I love it! Haha
Rummy Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 (edited) Right. I've done a bit of a cleanup. I've left @Dr\. bob's posts, and @kav82's responses because they seemed to have been made and received in good humour - if either party wishes to advise me otherwise I'll rid the thread of them. I intended to try and leave some of the discussion on both sides that didn't include personal insults or snipes because there was some, imo, actual thread relevant discussion of interest, but then I realised it was difficult to do so without leaving an inflamed situation so they've gone too. @kav82 - I haven't discussed this with anyone else yet but my decision at the moment given I feel there is blame on all sides is that this is an informal but public and very serious warning to yourself and any others - do not threaten any member of these forums. I, personally, do not approve of it at all and will do my best to see such behaviour punished to the greatest extent I can. This is a warning to everyone, next time I won't take excuses. And to everyone - you're grown adults as far as I recall. Please behave yourselves and stop acting like children in a playground. You ARE capable of sensible and civilised discussion, please do your best not to bring this forum down. Any further comments or discussion on this matter, PM me or write on my wall. Any disputes on my actions, raise it with both myself and another mod or admin and we'll take it further. tl;dr: Carry on, nothing to see here. Edited June 26, 2014 by Rummy
Goron_3 Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 Is watching porn cheating? I'm living with my girlfriend atm whilst I look for a job and she works 9-5 (but is out of the house 7:30-6)....porn is genuinely the only excitement I get throughout the day. Thoughts?
Goron_3 Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 No, but do try to develop an alternative hobby. I'm currently mixing it up between that, gaming, and the gym. So I'm not saying that it's the only thing I do!
MoogleViper Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 Is watching porn cheating? And the forum award for the most stupid question goes to...
Goron_3 Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 And the forum award for the most stupid question goes to... (I thought I'd lighten up the mood...)
ReZourceman Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 I love pornography. (To answer the inevitable question ; sub-genres).
Sheikah Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 I'm sensing the spin off competition "guess the 13 genres".
Rummy Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 I can't help but wonder if one of them is just 'Dicks'. The 35.2GB one made up of 480 files.
The Bard Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 They're all variations on competitive gaping. Except for the Lebanese midgets, obviously.
Beast Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 Is watching porn cheating? I'm living with my girlfriend atm whilst I look for a job and she works 9-5 (but is out of the house 7:30-6)....porn is genuinely the only excitement I get throughout the day. Thoughts? I'm going to put the world to rights and I may offend so I apologise when I make this statement: People who think watching/wanking to porn is cheating is deluded. Everybody is human and everybody has the tendency or the potential to fantasise about being with another person but that doesn't mean you'll actually do it. There are countless times when I've had boys tell me that their girlfriends are furious because she knows he's watching porn. Well, is he going out shagging other girls? No. Is he flirting with other girls? No. So you're mad because he's watching two people have sex and you consider it cheating?...how, exactly? I've spoken to some girls and most of them don't care but the couple who do care have told me it's because they're fantasising about other women and not them and that they find other women attractive and because of this, they are emotionally cheating, which is, and I'll be honest, the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Women find Zac Efron hot as fuck but do you see men say "Fuck you, you bitch-cheater!"? Hell no! And why? Because we know and acknowledge it's a fantasy. Women who get offended or hyper, over-the-top jealous because a man thinks a woman is attractive needs to know that it is her insecurities that is the problem and that the man isn't cheating by looking and I'll say the same about men too. If men get jealous over a woman finding a man fit needs to know it's their insecurities. However, if the women/men actually act upon it and flirt with them or whatever, then we have a problem! Sorry, I just get annoyed when people say watching porn is 'emotionally cheating'. It isn't cheating, it's just fantasy. I love pornography. (To answer the inevitable question ; sub-genres). I know I should be surprised at the amount of porn but I'm actually more surprised you download it. I always thought everybody streamed it...I do...
Magnus Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 Everyone knows it doesn't count as cheating if you don't download it. Not only do I download my porn, but I actually pay for it fairly regularly. It's like paying for sex, except I don't have to leave my room.
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