Coolness Bears Posted February 26, 2013 Posted February 26, 2013 +1 to the oldman penis I have seen. Oh, I went swimming.
drahkon Posted February 26, 2013 Posted February 26, 2013 The end. So, she showed you a picture of her belly? I have made 60$ out of nothing at FullTilt.
The Bard Posted February 26, 2013 Posted February 26, 2013 Apparently in Germany "kicked it" doesn't translate to it's actual meaning of "had freaky sex with."
MoogleViper Posted February 26, 2013 Posted February 26, 2013 Apparently in Germany "kicked it" doesn't translate to it's actual meaning of "had freaky sex with." Where does it?
The Bard Posted February 26, 2013 Posted February 26, 2013 Where does it? In my head, and that's definitely all that counts for fact right now.
MoogleViper Posted February 26, 2013 Posted February 26, 2013 In my head, and that's definitely all that counts for fact right now. Is that also where you "kicked it"?
drahkon Posted February 26, 2013 Posted February 26, 2013 Apparently in Germany "kicked it" doesn't translate to it's actual meaning of "had freaky sex with." Ohhh, you had sex with her? I thought you kicked her in the head after she'd shown you the tattoo.
Ashley Posted February 26, 2013 Posted February 26, 2013 (edited) Can you two stop with your flirting that makes no sense to anyone else who wasn't 'there' and just talk normally! Paj! and Chair aren't around much any more, thought it would fill a gap. But the short version: Bard once crashed at mine and was playing with all the knick-knacks in my room, I went to his last weekend and he had toilet roll for painting. Move Bitch also became the official song of the weekend and amongst these encounters much alcohol was had by all. Edited February 26, 2013 by Ashley
Ashley Posted February 26, 2013 Posted February 26, 2013 In fairness, he did forewarn me by shouting "move bitch, get out the way!" and I did not move.
MoogleViper Posted February 26, 2013 Posted February 26, 2013 This conversation is making me queasy. You're not really queasy, it's all in your head.
Charlie Posted February 27, 2013 Posted February 27, 2013 Probs not going to call her/ add her on Facebook. I have been feeling less sociopathic today though. Kudos for hooking up with a chick and then not calling her again.
drahkon Posted February 27, 2013 Posted February 27, 2013 (edited) Kudos for hooking up with a chick and then not calling her again. Totally missed that. @The Bard Edit: Look what arrived just now: Edited February 27, 2013 by drahkon
Charlie Posted February 27, 2013 Posted February 27, 2013 Harry from One Direction gets hit in the baws with a shoe in Glasgow last night.
Ramar Posted February 27, 2013 Posted February 27, 2013 Harry from One Direction gets hit in the baws with a shoe in Glasgow last night. Could this be evidence that god does in fact exist.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted February 27, 2013 Posted February 27, 2013 Look, a band whose music I don't like, but whose concert I still went to! Let's throw a fucking shoe at them! Cunts.
Magnus Posted February 27, 2013 Posted February 27, 2013 Well, it'd be hard to throw a shoe at them if they didn't go to their concert.
bob Posted February 27, 2013 Posted February 27, 2013 Surely it would be pretty easy to work out who did it and arrest them. Unless someone took an extra...
Ashley Posted February 27, 2013 Posted February 27, 2013 She has apologised: http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a462058/harry-styles-shoe-thrower-apologises-warned-she-committed-assault.html Apparently she didn't mean to hurt him. Guess it's like when people used to throw knickers at Tom Cruise...except more extreme. Let's face it, 1D will be all "oh it's fine, she just got excited hehe" about it and from a PR point of view it works out fine for them. Worth a knock to the balls.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted February 27, 2013 Posted February 27, 2013 Ah, all right, then. Now I almost feel bad for her. Though I'm left wondering why she chose to throw her shoes at them. "I love you guys!" *smack*
MoogleViper Posted February 27, 2013 Posted February 27, 2013 Guess it's like when people used to throw knickers at Tom Cruise...except more extreme. Though I'm left wondering why she chose to throw her shoes at them. Because she has has 1 pair of knickers, and two shoes. It's just basic maths.
Magnus Posted February 27, 2013 Posted February 27, 2013 Maybe she thought they wouldn't appreciate her underpants.
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