Ellmeister Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 So there is a table in front of you with all of your favourite foods and spoils. There are also five other seats at the table, who would you choose to be there? Hitler? God? The leading man/woman from your favourite band? Your best friend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluey Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 jamba. we can have a chat about how many times we've had a "who's your dream dinner guest" thread... then we can make out. *wanders off* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emasher Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Just a few friends. I wouldn't invite celebrities, I'd just get nervous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 I'd choose a very few select people. First off, would be ViPeR/Joe and Katiemon. They've been my buddies for years, and we would talk crap, and naturally me and Joe would team up and pick on Katie. Har har. The other three spaces: Arnie - I'd keep poking him to say one of his almighty lines. "GET OWWWWT!" "DO EEET NAAAAW!" "STAAAAP EEEET!" Sylvester Stallone: Mainly because I like to hear him talk rubbish in that voice of his, which I can't help but love. I love him for Rocky, and he deserves to be there for that alone. Lastly, Penelope Cruz. She is one of the most beautiful women on the planet, imo. So, she'd be my date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Start off with friends: 1. Friend No. 1: Male Friend This would be like a "Hello, not seen you in a couple years. How about coming to dinner with me and 4 other people?" "Alright, I've got nothing else on." I've been good friends with this lad since I started at his school. But I've not spoken to him since I finished school a couple years ago. I only really know what he's been upto via good ol' Facebook. 2. Friend No. 2: Female Friend Same rules apply to Friend 1. ("Hello, fancy dinner with 4 people and me?" "Yeah, okay. lol.") I'm not sure which of my friends of the female variety I'd invite. Maybe the one whom I had a sort of boyfriend/girlfriend friendship with when I was 15. (Y'know, the one who sent her twin out on a date with me.) Maybe there, I'd talk to her a lot, then at one point cry out "Let me be your boyfriend again. Ditch that tosser you have now, and jump aboard the good ship Rossy!" "Ross, you're drunk!" "*mimics her like a drunkard would.*" Now on to famous people: 3. Martin O'Neill. I'd shower him with love. Singing his name like the Aston Villa fans do at every match day. Tell him to buy this player and that player. Then Friend No. 1 and I shower him with more love, while he grins nervously and an anime-esque sweat bead appears on the side of his head. 4. Stephen Fry A national treasure. All-round brilliant man. What's not to love about him? But remember that when I say I love him, I don't mean it in that way. Not like the way when I would get pissed up on booze and say it to Friend No. 2. 5. Dave Grohl. Seriously, why not? Why the feck not? Influential musician and funny man. I love him, in the same way as Stephen Fry of course. I'd serve Stinking Bishop cheese at the dinner especially for Mr. Grohl. And thar be my dinner party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 It doesn't matter who I'd invite, they wouldn't come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 I'd have all the Ballymena N-E peoples And teh food would have to be subway. Every subway sandwich imaginable. Yummy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
navarre Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Stalin- As I'm sure you'll learn from history, Stalin was the perfect table guest. Get this- if you didn't look you were having a great time, his murderous thugs would make you an unperson! What better reason for having a whale of a dinner! Jesus- So many questions. The Gospels leave so many unanswered, and I need those answers. Leona Lewis- Maybe, just maybe, there's be a chance of a fling afterwards. Maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 1. Nathan Fillion 2. Summer Glau 3. Jewel Staite 4. Alan Tudyk 5. Adam Baldwin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Last time someone asked me this, I said "Jesus, oh wait, are fictional characters allowed", for I am an arse... Probably just my 5 closest friends, as famous people are often boring... 1. Nathan Fillion2. Summer Glau 3. Jewel Staite 4. Alan Tudyk 5. Adam Baldwin Or possibly these folks, especially Jewel Staite. : peace: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emasher Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Last time someone asked me this, I said "Jesus, oh wait, are fictional characters allowed", for I am an arse... Why would you ask if fictional characters are allowed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Why would you ask if fictional characters are allowed? Because then I would have Tifa and Rinoa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letty Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 I would invite: 1. A reeeally fat person, so I could gawp at their fatness occasionally. 2. A hot Finnish blond guy who is topless and has leather trousers and long hair, so I could gawp at his hotness occasionally. 3. My boss, so we could discuss white supremecy and his awful tattoo. 4. David Hayter, because he has a sexy voice. 5. A homeless person, so they could be fed and merry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 blah blah blah not Ashley That's like a slap to the nuts! 1. Nathan Fillion2. Summer Glau 3. Jewel Staite 4. Alan Tudyk 5. Adam Baldwin Do you know Adam Baldwin is scheduled to appear at Collectormania in Milton Keynes in Sept (and its free)? Aaaanyway. Food. I would probably go for something Italian or Chinese. Depending if im cooking or not. But at this very moment I'm going to say Spaghetti Bolognese (veggie of course) cooked in red wine with some crusty bread, garlic bread and additional nibbles. With some red wine (and white if people are backward) to drink. Guests: 1. Kristen Bell. (pretty + geeky conversations) 2. Neil Partick Harris. (oh so fun) 3. My friend Jodie as she's always fun. 4. My friend Matt. We always have good banter. 5. Hayao Miyazaki (+ translator). I'd imagine he would have some interesting conversations. 6. Haruki Murakami (+ translator). Again, imagine the bizarre conversations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomJcg Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 1. Matt Bellamy 2. Best friendly david 3. Jesus (so i can ask him thingys =]) 4. Not the Fish ( big f...) but a really hot woman, 5. Girlfriendly jess oh and ell cooks the dinner mmm chinese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Why would you ask if fictional characters are allowed? WHOOOOOOOOOOSH! Joke ----------> Head Read it again, the first word is a name, not an exclamation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaggis Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Just 5 good mates. We'd have a right laugh, don't need anyone famous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 1) Best friend Aimee. 2) Great friend from uni Adam. 3) Other great friends from uni Nick. 4) Dylan Moran 5) Giggsy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Joke ---------->Head Read it again, the first word is a name, not an exclamation... Come on, guys, you gotta remember the *WOOSH* sound! It's the best part! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mokong Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 i iniet nobod else....... more foodd for me, yay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Lol, sorry I have nothing to add, I'm just following Mokong's drunken ramblings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Me too - serious lol. I hope he puts it on Youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Me too - serious lol. I hope he puts it on Youtube. You hear that, Mokong. Do a YouTube vid when you're completely rat-arsed. Get your mum to help you turn the camera on. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supergrunch Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 6. Haruki Murakami (+ translator). Again, imagine the bizarre conversations! Don't think you'd need a translator there, he's fluent in English. Anyway... god knows who I'd take. I can imagine Noam Chomsky being an awful dinner party guest though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaijin von Snikbah Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Arnie Super Mario Eric Idle Megan Fox Dalai Lama There never was a finer fellowship ever again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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